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j: first
PYTHIA: Second.
Third
RILEY:sixth?
j: meaningless..j: i was making fun of u 
️j: god u have no whimsy or joy in ur life do uRILEY:Despite how rude Jaxon was with his wording, he does have a point. Negativity in this situation isn’t going to help anyone, not that you can’t be sad or upset you should feel your feelings, but i feel everyone should try their best to stay positive if possible ❤️RILEY:Im not saying there is any joy in our situation i just don’t think it’s right for anyone to bring others down if possible, but whatever makes you feel better. do what you need to do i suppose, i was just voicing my opinion, i apologizej: 
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Yuri: Come on everyone let's not fight :(Riley:I agreej: its so fun thoj: emo ass
KING: 
Riley:I don’t feel that i’m emo, but if that’s how you see me igj: nah im not talking abt uj: im saying hattoris emoj: ur chillRiley:Thank you, you are chill also
j: oh ur the guy worth like $5 hi
[NEW BOUNTY SET ON: "Kinto Dol"]
Message: First to make him trip and fall wins 8 Nekoins
Expires in: N/A
Claimed: ✅ (edited)j: hey kinto man wyaKING: I never said it had to be someone else to make the guy trip. Knowing him, he will complete the bounty I set on himself before anyone gets a chance to approach him.j: im not a bully i just want some cash ykKING: Since I like your attitude, I decided to leave 5 coins in your dorm. Go get them. If someone steals them, that's none of my business.j: kissing ass works guysKING: Sure does ;)
[NEW BOUNTY SET ON: "Kinto Dol"] Message: First to make him trip and fall wins 8 Nekoins Expires in: N/A **Claimed...
j: its not like its a bounty to killj: got some bad news for u if that upsets uPYTHIA: We are in a murder game. Things like this should be expected.j: pythia real as fuck
apollo: you can get cash from trippin’ people here? shoot, find that guy and set up some pillows for them to fall on and trip them and split the coins. win-win!KING: Find another workaround and the coins won't be the only thing split (edited)
j: guys has anyone here seen my cdsRiley:No sorry :((j: fuckkk i literally had them in my pocketj: theyre of that one band yk that sings like radioactivej: if anyone sees them pls lmk :(Riley:ill let you know if i see any imagine dragons cds!j: imagine dragon deez nuts across ur faceRiley:Huh?j: idc i winRiley:Okay!
j: stop kissing my assapollo: i just thought it was funny, jackassj: i am funny tbf[NEW BOUNTY SET ON: "Kinto Dol"]
Message: First to make him trip and fall wins 8 Nekoins
Expires in: N/A
Claimed: ✅ (edited)j: im gonna find uj: buy shitRiley:Uh yeah…gambling i think?
Felix: It's a pretty useless thing, aside from weapons and some other random junk :/j: dude i love random shitFelix: Then suit yourself, the Gacha has a shit ton of itj: fruitFelix: Did you find a fruitj: noRiley:I got a hunger gunFelix: A what gunj: a gunRiley:A gun that fixes hunger temporarilyj: dude i just got an engagement ringj: wildRiley:Lol did i use that right?j: noPYTHIA: I managed to get a gun that shoots beer. It's... quite strange.Riley:Oh im sorryRiley:That gun sounds cool thoj: ew grossPYTHIA: I'm not particularly enthused about it myself. Though that may be because I cannot get drunk.j: being drunk sucks anywayRiley:Its okay as long as it’s not too muchFelix: Spend your Nekoins, it gives you random shit and that's funYuri: Can everyone see those new 'profiles'? O_OPYTHIA: I can.Yuri: Mine hasn't loaded yet I think .. They're quite scary T_TYuri: They know so much.. and there's.. stats??Felix: Weird shit, how do they determine those "stats"??PYTHIA: It's quite strange. For me though, the rest of the information can be found easily online, due to my status as a robot.
Well, perhaps not the dislikes.Yuri: They're probably just being mean, no way somebody has -99 luck in real life :PYuri: You're a robot? I figured you said that before when you were talking to someone else.. I overheard you saying it but I wasn't quite surePYTHIA: I am, yes. It's not my intention to be hiding that fact. (edited)Yuri: That's awesome, you look so real O_O ..KING: Are you doubting how much we know about you? What a shame... Companies sell your private data to the wrong people all the time... :PYuri: It's not fair you get a hidden stat and we don't T_T!Yuri: This all feels very invasive.PYTHIA: The explanation does make sense, however. I am sure I have been convinced to put in personal information onto websites before, at the very least.KING: Is anything invasive when you are being recorded 24/7? Hmmmmmm?Yuri: You're so gross :/Felix: Id argue being recorded 24/7 is already pretty fuckin invasive tbh
Fumi: I mean, least the profiles makes it easier for me to remember everyone.KING: Is anything invasive when you are being recorded 24/7? Hmmmmmm?
Fumi: Good pointFelix: DUDE. you legit kidnapped 21 famous or semi-famous people, do you really expect to get away with this sht??KING: 
PYTHIA: I assume they do, yes. (edited)KING: See, robowoman gets it 
PYTHIA: They're violent gang members who have access to a wealth of resources. If someone were planning to save us, it would be risky at best. (edited)KING: Am I wrong though?
Luci: j'ai peurFumi: ???KING: Turn on the translate when sending feature you dimwit Fumi: That's a feature? ....Fancy.KING: Cliquez sur les trois points en haut à droite et sélectionnez l'option. Crétin.j: lolll im the mystery man
j: i wannaBOUNTY PLACED ON "KINTO DOL" CLAIMED BY: "KINTO DOL". CONGRATULATIONS.j:fucks sakePYTHIA: I suppose that is the best outcome.j: ur gonna turn up dead xoKING: And they say his luck isn't a negative 99. I've seen him trip on a can, and unintentionally as well. That being said, your consolation prize for existing is in your dorm.j: not even abt the money itd be so fucking funny to kill uj: dont trip and fall into the casket urselfPYTHIA: Frankly, this conversation is the most expected outcome of giving a bunch of trapped Ultimates a group chat. (edited)j: my life is like a video gameKING: I know enough to be aware of where to find your families, don't I?Yuri: That's a good mantra to live by! :DYuri: How does it go? Eat, sleep, game, repeat??Yuri: We should ignore him :(j: run jump feed catKING: I agree, I shall make up for that little mis-step.[FILE ATTACHED]
(It's a short video of Dawn, Hattori's sister being held at gunpoint by gang members dressing in mostly yellow. The location of the video is a dimly lit basement room. There seem to be other people in there, but you can't quite make out who they are.)
2PYTHIA: As I expected, really. Though yes, quite sickening.KING: Very well. It looks like I've met my end goal, then.Yuri: Hattori please just look away from the screen, don't entertain him :(Yuri: He wants a reaction from youKING: Where they are doesn't matter right now. We're holding them hostage because we need you to kill someone and win the Trial. Every time one of you dies, the people closest to you die as well, as we no longer need them. It's just how it works around these parts. Have a good day, and most importantly, happy killing.USER: "KING" IS OFFLINE.PYTHIA: How wonderful.Felix: What the actual fuck??Yuri: Hattori, how about stepping away. You should do something to calm yourself downYuri: Please don't say things like thatapollo: oh shit.Yuri: Now isn't the time. I understand your frustrated, but this is what he wants. Let's not cause any fightingPYTHIA: I certainly don't believe the situation we're in is looking great, to be frank. But there is also little point about thinking about things like that, as all talking about it invokes is doom.
The truth is, we just arrived and do not know the full extent of our circumstances. I'm not suggesting complete calm personally, but some levelheadedness is most likely ideal right now. (edited)Yuri: I agree with what PYTHIA says :)PYTHIA: Yes. Technically, the AI is only my brain, with my body providing the rest to be a full robot, but that distinction means little in conversation. (edited)KING: Fans have created plushies of you all. You can find them in the Gacha Machine, situated at the Gambling Shack.USER: "KING" IS OFFLINE.
apollo: no way man that’s crazy i hope they don’t watch us when we’re nakedRiley:Im glad to hear that, if you need any further medical assistance feel free to drop by. i have some very basic medical skills, mostly due to caring for farm animals but regardless i may be of help to anyone who needs itKING: There is a medical shack beyond the first gate but that area of the Carnival won't open until someone kicks the bucket 
Riley:Oh i see.Riley:Are you certain you’re doing alright???Fumi: Yeaaahhhhh.....I think you're on your own for that one.Riley:It is nice to be able to control your own fate but i’d rather fight to live before i give up like thatRiley:America is fun :(( i grew up here and it’s great this isn’t normal this is insaneFumi: Hey, we can still have fun here?Fumi: Last I checked there's no rule against enjoying ourselves, right?
Riley Bardot 
(@[Riley] ✮ lavender ✮)
Riley:America is fun :(( i grew up here and it’s great this isn’t normal this is insane
Fumi: ^^Fumi: It might not be the best thing in the world, but it's gotta be far from the worst, right?PYTHIA: Do note that we are at the outskirts of New York City, a city infamous for having high gang activity in recent years.PYTHIA: I wouldn't necessarily say it's the best sample to use if you want a representation of America.PYTHIA: Do note that we are at the outskirts of New York City, a city infamous for having high gang activity in recent years.
Riley:Yeah i much prefer Iowa….PYTHIA: Of course, there is also the matter that there WAS high crime across America in recent years overall - if a bit variable depending on the rurality of an area and other conditions - though the government has handled quite a bit of the extreme cases. (edited)PYTHIA: Not as if any of that is particularly relevant now.Fumi: Oh, cool? Thanks for the fun facts ig.j: im the ultimate therapist u can always talk to me ️j: im the ultimate therapist u can always talk to me ️
Yuri: That sounds like masking O_OFumi: You're welcome?Yuri: I'm glad you're finding our company nice :)Fumi: Oh!Yuri: Isn't that sweet! :)KING: This may be a good time to mention that there will be no trial if you kill yourself, and it won't even count as a murder (edited)KING: Only thing you'll do is give more money to whoever kills next, but again, you'll be dying pointlessly.KING: I will personally make sure your dying breath won't be an appeal to god or a message of love to the Crows at the graveyard you work at, as they're the only family you'll ever have, but they're gonna be a "Thank you, Mr. King"USER: "KING" IS OFFLINE.Felix: Yeah I think u might have touched a nerve there, frenchieFelix: Farewell
Queen: Looks like the graveyard will be used sooner than I anticipated. Thank you for your sacrifice.Queen: Ennuyeux.Yuri: Please be kind to him :(Yuri: He apologised, so let's not harm anyoneQueen: I don't understand why you people think you have any say in what happens.Queen: I have other things to attend to, reflect on your actions while I'm gone and you may be spared.Yuri: What? Like a cat?Yuri: ???*Voice Message Sent*Yuri: I'm really confused :(PYTHIA: I suppose we were always bound to have a number of catpeople here.Voice Message
"Maybe if you meow you will feel better"Yuri: Meow..? T_TPYTHIA: It's spreading. Interesting.Yuri: Hold the microphone icon :)Yuri sent a voice message of her nervously meowing... She's not very good at this.Yuri: Thank you? :)PYTHIA: I am not bounded by the three laws of robotics, anyways.Yuri: That's so intriguing, PYTHIA.PYTHIA: Is it? In the original stories, the three laws of robotics were frequently deconstructed by highlighting the various flaws in them.PYTHIA: My creator thought it would be better to just model empathy instead.Yuri: It's interesting to see. Especially considering how, again, real you areYuri: You seem to be made with a genius's mindYuri: How human are you? You obviously aren't, but how close would you consider yourself to be?Yuri: Do you have a sense of self?PYTHIA: I have a sense of self. I cannot answer that question, though, since such a thing isn't possible to decide.Yuri: It's what I told you about earlier, Lucien, she's a robot :)Yuri: You're a work of art, PYTHIA, objectively. It's honestly kind of scary. We should talk at some point :)Yuri: You're a work of art, PYTHIA, objectively. It's honestly kind of scary. We should talk at some point :) PYTHIA: I would be willing to.PYTHIA: Replicating the exact look of a human is impossible. My imperfections are quite obvious to me - my face in particular has oddities - though I suppose some people may miss that.PYTHIA: I see.Yuri: It's amazing how far we've come with technologyYuri: A robot indistinguishable from a human.. Wouldn't that be amazing? From a technological standpointYuri: Sorry, PYTHIA, you're just making me get all giddy with excitement T_T it's amazing what you can doPYTHIA: I see. Out of curiosity, what is your talent? I don't believe yours has appeared on the information section yet.Yuri: I used to be the Ultimate Engineer :) Currently, I'm not upholding any sort of talent, howeverPYTHIA: I see. It explains your questions, at the very least.PYTHIA: Since I feel the need to clarify: any of you may ask as many questions about how I work as you wish. I do not claim to know the answers to everything, and some aspects have been ordered to kept confidential by my company - but those are few unless you dig deep, and you'll understand when you reach those points. (edited)Gaeul: So many smarties here!Gaeul: …what’s a robot?PYTHIA: It's commonly used as a term to note electrical machines that resemble a human in some manner.Yuri: Though, a lot of robots don't resemble humans! Sometimes it's simply about practicality :)PYTHIA: Yes; a number of them simply replicate human functions. Robots like that are more commonly found in the world, while my type are found more in fiction.PYTHIA: Unfortunately, I do not have any brain cells. Perhaps all of our heads can remain empty.PYTHIA: I see.[WEEKLY RATINGS REPORT #1]
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- Cannot eat for two days. Violation of the rule will result in: [mild] punishment.
1Riley:Oh i’m in danger…I hope Ivan is okay as well…KING: The group chat is not visible by the spectators therefore spending time here is useless.KING: It does. Only reason why I haven't fired at you yet.Gaeul: No food??? No food???Yuri: Poor Ivan though... This feels so cruel :(Yuri: Making random people decide our value based off of how 'interesting' we are feels horribleapollo: i’m just “fine”? maybe i should take my shirt back off to get to good lolRiley:Do you think that would also work for meRiley:I do not want to be in dangerapollo: pls keep ur shirt on girlyRiley:OkayRiley:I do not know if people are interested in girls abs like they are boys
also if not that what else can i do to not be in dangerYuri: How about we all do fun things to entertain people rather than stripping?? T_TYuri: I don't think it's good to feel obligated to strip down :(Yuri: I don't know... What about magic tricks or we can host little plays? :)
(@jake oil // vince)
Yuri: I don't think it's good to feel obligated to strip down :(
apollo: i don’t mind dwYuri: No I'm 34 :)Yuri: That's good then :)Yuri: I know.. T_Tapollo: i bet a fistfight would do well for ratings lolGaeul: It’s alright Yuri! Overripe fruits have their uses too, like you’d make a great jam!Riley:I would offer to fight someone but i do not want to injure them too badlyYuri: Overripe?? I don't know if that's a compliment, but thank you? :)apollo: describing a 34 year old as overripe is crazy work manRiley:Would anyone want to fight me? As just a show fight but make it look real…it’s not a bad idea…… Riley Bardot (@[Riley] ✮ lavender ✮)
Riley:Would anyone want to fight me? As just a show fight but make it look real…it’s not a bad idea……
apollo: me! that sounds fun, i like sparring.
Gaeul: I got fruit! If you want I can drop them off at your dorms.apollo: and fightingRiley:Yes that sounds good…im talking to someone right now but i’ll get back to you soon when i’m free Riley Bardot (@[Riley] ✮ lavender ✮)
Riley:Yes that sounds good…im talking to someone right now but i’ll get back to you soon when i’m free
apollo: betttt
apollo: i want to eat. also it’s fun anyway so who cares
(@apollo!! ☀ || straighty ren)
apollo: i want to eat. also it’s fun anyway so who cares
Riley:The food is mediocre but not the worst thing everapollo: considering our situation the food quality hardly mattersRiley:Im aware i was just sharing, i apologizeYuri: I think it's good we have nutrition at leastapollo: i also have some experience in farming and processing meatRiley:I can’t be of much help…i can’t exactly farm anything here 
apollo: yeah and i bet there aren’t any animals around to butcher or anything soYuri: I got a dead fish in the gachaFelix: Why did you have to specify the dead part? If we wanted to eat it, it's not like we'd need it aliveFelix: Besides idk if we should trust food coming out of a Gacha ballYuri: Oh! I'm really sorry :( I was just suggestingFelix: Yeah there's a Gacha Machine at the Gambling Shack? You'll find that easily tbh. It stands out because it's so makeshift compared to the rest of the carnivalFelix: Besides idk if we should trust food coming out of a Gacha ball
Felix: "Mayo"Felix: YeahYuri: That's sweet :)Felix: What would a plushie of me even look likeFelix: Actually I sell my plushies as merchFelix: NvmYuri: Please be nice :( I would buy your merch, FelixYuri: It's like having a friend :)apollo: you kill ‘em i’ll grill ‘emFelix: YeaGaeul: AAAHAGAFelix: Made by our "fans"Felix: Yeah at this point I'm kinda convinced we're running a non-consensual, free account of OFRiley:I got your plushFelix: How do you not know what robots are but you're aware about the existence of OFGaeul:…what’s an of?Felix: How do you not know what robots are but you're aware about the existence of OF
Felix: 
Riley:Who do you have
Riley:I want my plushieRiley:Huh??? Pls figure out who it is
apollo: i wonder if mine is cute or if it’s one of those real ugly looking ones.
Riley:What if mine is like the bald wednesday plush bc i have bangs 
/refYuri: What do I look like?? O_O
Felix: Maybe you do who knowsapollo: fishyRiley:Might gamble some more just to try and get more plushies Riley Bardot (@[Riley] ✮ lavender ✮)
Riley:Might gamble some more just to try and get more plushies
PYTHIA: You could just take a photo of yourself, yes?Yuri: Awww T_T! They're so cute! I look a bit too wrinkled though... Is that really accurate??j: no theyre mean
j: anyone want me to try out this cool gun i just found on themRiley:WHAT???
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j: nah dont think soj: anyone want me to try out this cool gun i just found on them
apollo: ooh, a gunj: yeah looks rly coolapollo: do you know what kind of gun??j: its like that one thing in gravity fallsRiley:I got a cigarettes and a lighter….j: according to instructionsj: ew. stinkyj: its like that one thing in gravity falls
apollo: oh okj: stan fine as hell cough anywayRiley:What is “gravity falls”?apollo: kickass maybe we can smoke after we fight lol (@apollo!! ☀ || straighty ren)
apollo: kickass maybe we can smoke after we fight lol
Riley:I have never smoked, maybej: tv showRiley:Oh i seeapollo: crazyj: no way ur taste is any better than mine isj: no way ur taste is any better than mine is
apollo: no yeah mine is pretty bad unfortunatelyj: u look like itapollo: what’s that supposed to meanj: u look like ur taste is badj: u look like u regularly punch down for no reasonapollo: man wtfj: ♂️apollo: yeah my taste is bad tho i will admit like i can’t even lie
don’t you shrug emoji mej: ♂️j: my taste is prob just as bad tbfapollo: probably.Felix: Yeah tbh
Felix: Who is this dorkFelix: Wait a minuteFelix: I know her.Yuri: Oh my O_OFelix: HI CARAMEL BIG FANPYTHIA: How interesting.Felix: DON'T WORRY IT'S ALL GOOD!Felix: We support you <333Felix: Yes I am Felix Grey!! :DDFelix: The creator of BSW/Big Strange WorldFelix: REALLY?! I'm honored to have my game played by my favorite vtuydydyfhchjcidkdkkckdkfkckc.............PYTHIA: I believe some humans say 'L' in response to events like this.PYTHIA: So L.KING: LMAOj: yesPYTHIA: Akira, the male host, I believe.
Riley:Didnt he shoot you?????Queen: What the fuck???KING: I believe we're gonna have to kill them all and get a new castQueen: Might as well start putting them down. Guide is firstRiley:please don’t kill me i didn’t say anything bad :((KING: Oh definitelyKING: Alright, heading to your location right nowQueen: Kill yourself.Riley::(((PYTHIA: I suppose someone has a death wish.Queen: When you die there will be no one to mourn your name, no one will cry for you. You will be forgotten completely.KING: Name your least favorite body part GuideKING: Feel free to name more than oneQueen: Those are not body partsKING: Alright then funny guy, each answer that's not a body part results in a gunshot somewhere randomKING: Let's beginapollo: wow thats crazyQueen: When you die there will be no one to mourn your name, no one will cry for you. You will be forgotten completely.
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Hey everybody please try to not focus on death too much, it’s very unrealistic and negative
No need to mourn about hypotheticals, only come see me for all your entertainment needs
Queen: I cannot wait to watch your spirit be broken. Cheers! ✨No need to mourn about hypotheticals, only come see me for all your entertainment needs
Gaeul: are you gonna juggle? That’s pretty entertaining!Gaeul: are you gonna juggle? That’s pretty entertaining!
No need to mourn about hypotheticals, only come see me for all your entertainment needs
j: will u do a backflipGaeul: I've tried to make desserts so many times, but the local fire department won't let me anymore✨
Ultimate V-Tuber Chocolatier!
I make all kinds of desserty delights and partner with the World Food Programmmmme to give em out too! And challenges! And QnAs! I also game too! 
PYTHIA: I don't believe any of us have internet access to do that here.Gaeul: What's a Vtuber???PYTHIA: I don't believe any of us have internet access to do that here.
Gaeul: Maybe if we believed hard enough, we could!❤️Gaeul: OH! You're like Pythia then! A Sagittarius is like...a zodiac right? I don't really keep up with the stars like that thoRiley:I am a sagittariusRiley:Wait who’s getting the shit beat out of them??? 
KING: Noooone of ur businessRiley:Sorry :((
Riley:is the hunger getting too you? are you okay??Riley:oh boy, just try and sleep till it’s over okay?Riley:Somebody go be there for ivan if they’re not busy, i can’t at the moment :((Riley:Yes?Riley:Thank you, you are too <33
pls don’t eat meRiley:Of course, i’ll come see you sometime soonRiley:Hes a little delirious from hunger i believeapollo: me probablyapollo: i’m wearing a shirt now man my tits aren’t out anymore!!!! man.apollo: another one??? (@apollo!! ☀ || straighty ren)
apollo: i’m wearing a shirt now man my tits aren’t out anymore!!!! man.
Felix: Ever heard of layered shirts?apollo: i’m wearing a long sleeve shirt, so no i’m not cold (@apollo!! ☀ || straighty ren)
apollo: i’m wearing a long sleeve shirt, so no i’m not cold
apollo: yes i’ve heard of layered shirts, by the way
uhhh okay waitapollo: you’re* lol i can’t believe i did that but i think it’s funnyapollo: you’re* lol i can’t believe i did that but i think it’s funny apollo: okok, picture time
[attached to the message is a photo of about half of his body and his left arm, showing off a long sleeve red flannel shirt.]Gaeul: OH! You're like Pythia then! A Sagittarius is like...a zodiac right? I don't really keep up with the stars like that th...
apollo: thank you ma’am! :) (@apollo!! ☀ || straighty ren)
apollo: okok, picture time [attached to the message is a photo of about half of his body and his left arm, showing off a long ...
apollo: what did it taste likeapollo: nice!j: why r u tit manapollo: i usually don’t wear a shirt but i put one on since i’m technically always in public now.apollo: i haven’t met you in person but as of right now i’m saying strawberry candy until further noticeapollo: same (@apollo!! ☀ || straighty ren)
apollo: i usually don’t wear a shirt but i put one on since i’m technically always in public now.
Fumi: ...Fumi: oh!Fumi: anywaysapollo: i really don’t see the problem man. guys go shirtless all the time where i’m from :/Fumi: Um.... Sugar. Like straight up sugar (@apollo!! ☀ || straighty ren)
apollo: i really don’t see the problem man. guys go shirtless all the time where i’m from :/
Fumi: I mean-? You do you? (@apollo!! ☀ || straighty ren)
apollo: i really don’t see the problem man. guys go shirtless all the time where i’m from :/
j: wear two shirts. then they will call u shirt manapollo: i probably will eventually put on an undershirt.j: goodj: #haterapollo: yeah yeah whateverj: :P (edited)apollo: :/j: >:(apollo: <:’(j: XDj: oh dude i love cats
Felix: I hate that I read that as "Group Mewing" session 4Felix: 
♂️Felix: It does, but it's something far stupiderFelix: Some jawline sharpening routine or some shitFelix: Hey you wanted to knowFelix: No problem ig?Felix: Do you mean this in an affectionate manner or are you gonna kill me
Felix: Cool
apollo: i also love cats :)
i have a cat named Chickpea back at home
apollo: she’s a light orange cat with a stumpy tail!Riley:I also have an orange catapollo: there’s technically more than one cat at the farm but chickpea’s just my favorite. do you just have the one, or…Riley:Well buttercup is an inside cat, so i call her mine and stuff. But we have a variety of farm cats that we care for and name tooapollo: sweet!j: my cat is called glücklichkatzeapollo: ohh??j: miss her rnapollo: i miss my animals too :(j: do u have a fishapollo: i guess? they aren’t in a tank though, it’s a big pond on my brother’s property so there’s fish out thereapollo: they’re tasty too :pj: i guessapollo: i don’t usually eat the ones in the pond though… unless i get a catfish. but it’s good to keep the population under control a lil.j: meowapollo: meowww
wouldn’t it be funny if catfish could meowj: go find moreapollo: caw cawapollo: i like crows, they remind me of my brother lolj: is ur brother a crowapollo: part crow, probably.apollo: jk he’s just gothapollo: badass. do they speak? i’ve heard some crows can talk.apollo: lol awesome i want crow friends that would be sickapollo: epic.Riley:Someone died?!?!Riley:but it wasn’t a murder????KING: Someone had an unfortunate accident, I suppose. You can go find the body before I bury it.Riley:Oh god….Fumi: ...j: loll ripFumi: What?Fumi: Tf you mean "rip"j: rest in peace? duhj: u never heard rip before??Fumi: I know that- why tf are you acting like this is funny?Fumi: Damn, can't you even pretend to care.Fumi: Yeah, what Hattori saidKING: Someone had an unfortunate accident, I suppose. You can go find the body before I bury it.
j: skill issue ig?? me personally i wouldnt have just dropped deadQueen: His lossKING: Nuh uh, I saw that dude kill himself by falling into a trapj: skill issue ig?? me personally i wouldnt have just dropped dead
j: i didnt meet the fucker so its nothin to do w me ♂️Fumi: GET HIS ASS HATTORI 
️KING: Before you ask, the Baker's demise does not give you 500k. Self-inflicted murderKING: Nuh uh, I saw that dude kill himself by falling into a trap
apollo: damn someone died already?? shit.j: lmaoo loserj: i didnt meet the fucker so its nothin to do w me ♂️
j: no ️ hope this helps
1j: seconded, i dont want u anywhere near my assj: seconded, i dont want u anywhere near my ass
j: no i actually wasnt sure. remind me?j: i aint reading allatj: whos thatj: uh ur the one saying im funnyj: so ur laughingj: i care for my own life thanks girlieKING: Felix: Tf is going on herej: seconded, i dont want u anywhere near my ass
apollo: what about me? ;D
lol jk jkKING: I don't troll about things like that. Either way a replacement participant will come soonFumi: Jax is being Jax. That's whatKING: I don't troll about things like that. Either way a replacement participant will come soon
KING: It's unfortunate but if someone dies before an actual murder again I ain't going through the bother againj: i dont know youKING: I'd be happier if kidnapping your families wasn't such a pain in the assapollo: that’s why i said jk man i’m just joking around lolKING: Anyways I got data to collect about the newcomer. Cyaapollo: man idk but i have a feeling that’s not the best thing to say to the guy who could like totally kill our loved ones soQueen: Boohoo (@apollo!! ☀ || straighty ren)
apollo: that’s why i said jk man i’m just joking around lol
j: oh my ass did not read that bit mbapollo: ur good man
j: im trolling 
♂️j: i just like watching hattori get really really mad at meFumi: ...Fumi: Not to give any ideas....but, what if we all ignore Jax?Fumi: Then who will he annoy? Himself? (edited)j: nooo dont ignore meee :(( im only lashing out because i was so unloved in my youth :(((apollo: man why can’t y’all handle jax he’s not even that bad man
just a little annoying i guess but besides thatapollo: i won’t ignore you jax. i was also unloved in my youth. /hj (@apollo!! ☀ || straighty ren)
apollo: man why can’t y’all handle jax he’s not even that bad man just a little annoying i guess but besides that
j: see i cant be this bad that guys on a nickname basis with mej: ️j: anyway does anyone know where the body is. i dont like that stuff itll make a mess of my shoesapollo: i meannnn yeaaah butapollo: idk, tragedy is almost always joked about to some extent. you can be the judge of whether that’s a 100% bad thing or not.j: just trying to keep up morale god forbidj: cant have everyone offing themselves can weapollo: right
apollo: this is unnecessary though i will sayapollo: “wow ghost messages” i thought you were gonna ignore himj: fr sameapollo: ehh whateverj: ur like a kid going “im ignoring you!!!! lalalala not listening!!!”
j: very mature i must say
apollo: i am sorry though i don’t mean to argue.
Fumi: For real! Pretty nice outside.
:)Fumi: Oh shit. That's kinda cool I guessj: lucien can u go like bury that guyj: dig with ur bare handsGaeul:Such unnecessary despair…on the bright side I have some fresh fruit to offer to their spirit!
Fumi: Wait, you found fruit?! Where? How?Gaeul:YEAH! I always carry fresh fruit with me, there’s plenty for everyonej: please can i have an appleFumi: ...Fumi: You mean like...anyone can get some? Is there like...a limit to how much we can take or....?PYTHIA: Being one of the only sources of food beyond the things they provide at the food stalls is quite a valuable thing.Fumi: You mean like...anyone can get some? Is there like...a limit to how much we can take or....?
Gaeul:I mean if we grow a few seeds...though the soil here's horrible and the weather doesn't help...I can try to work my magic tho!PYTHIA: I'd suggest not relying on it and focus on rationing. New York City certainly isn't known for agriculture. (edited)Fumi: So...... basically if I ever get sick of the carnival junk, I just need to talk to either of you.Fumi: Hell yeah! I just keep winning, don't I?PYTHIA: I'd suggest not relying on it and focus on rationing. New York City certainly isn't known for agriculture.
Fumi: oh.
1Fumi: ...Fumi: I'm gonna eat that shit anyway. Sorry, not sorry.PYTHIA: I'm certainly not saying that Geaul shouldn't share - I'm just suggesting that if they do, to do so in a controlled manner.Fumi: right.....okay.....I see what you mean....fs, fs...Fumi: So I can still have some. So I still win. Cool!j: pls can i have an apple gaeulGaeul:ofc ofc! I've got Granny Smiths, Pink Pearl, Queen, Rajka, Red Delicious, Rome,Rose Apple, Winesap, Honey CrispsGaeul:I mean I can look for a specific one, I'll PROBABLY have itj: ill take whateverj: yummyKING: HmmmmmmKING: Well yesKING: But at one condition[NEW BOUNTY SET ON: "Gacha Machine"]
Message: First to spend 10 coins on the Gacha Machine wins fruitcake. Coins are hidden everywhere if you need them.
Expires in: N/A
Claimed: ✅ (edited)KING: No one's gambled in a while, sooooo... Besides, what's wrong with one extra addiction?[NEW BOUNTY SET ON: "Gacha Machine"] Message: First to spend 10 coins on the Gacha Machine wins fruitcake. Coins are hi...
Fumi: tempting.....KING: I'll give you one EXTRA reward if you drink a bottle of wine before playingFumi: ...Fumi is offline[NEW BOUNTY SET ON: "Gacha Machine"] Message: First to spend 10 coins on the Gacha Machine wins fruitcake. Coins are hi...
Fumi: Oh! So I have competition!Fumi: um.......idk............BOUNTY PLACED ON "GACHA MACHINE" CLAIMED BY: "NATHAN MILLER". CONGRATULATIONS.PYTHIA: I suppose this is one way of starting a gambling addiction. (edited)KING: Good job. Your fruitcake is in your dorm.
️Fumi: i think i wo. nFumi: KiingKING: Nuh uh, you were late. HOWEVER I will give you a consolation prize. That being the extra prize I mentioned. Check your dormFumi: fuk yaFumi: omg you shouldn't haveFumi: this is literally so badassFumi: i'm gonnna look so sik with thisFumi: its like super coolFumi: like if i tolld you youll be all like "woah thats super co0l" 6Fumi: thats rough manj: lol who was being gayKING: I wonderj: idk
Uriel: HUZZAH! Hello who are you and hello I am Uriel!!! 
PYTHIA: Not the best time to join this game, though I don't believe any time is.Yuri: Hi Uriel :) it's a pleasure to meet youUriel: Game ❓Uriel: Ah! Like “ring around the rosie”?PYTHIA: It's the closest word I can use to describe it. Essentially, we have to kill to escape our current premises. You can find the rules in #»┊kg-rules.Uriel: Kill?
Uriel: That’s
Uriel: Very unlikely to happen! Humans are very social creatures after all, they would never turn on one of their own 
Yuri: There's a robot here, Uriel, so we should be using inclusive language :)Uriel: A robot and now an alien?
Uriel: How queer!PYTHIA: An alien? Is that what you are?Yuri: An alien?? O_OUriel: Could you all not tell by my dashing looks? ✨PYTHIA: Well, a human could have the same outfit. But I see.Uriel: Which is why I’ve disguised myself as such! That and your planet have very very toxic levels of oxygen in its atmosphere…Uriel: That’s some strong language…PYTHIA: I'd expect to see more, given this motive.Uriel: Motive? Is that what we are calling these strange wrist doo-dads?PYTHIA: Seeing that they're motivations to kill, yes. You were unconscious when they announced it, but all of the information can be found in #»┊kg-motives.Uriel: This is all seeming to be very strange… am I on one of those television shows? Is this like that show
Uriel: Oh stars what was it called
Uriel: The Amazing Race!PYTHIA: To some extent. We are certainly being recorded and being live streamed. (edited)j: uriel are you familiar with imagine dragonsUriel: The pop rock band?
Uriel: If not, what is imagine dragons?j: imagine draggin’ deez nuts across ur faceUriel: I don’t understandj: gonna livetweet my shockj: ow
j: ow
j: ouch
j: ow
j: owFelix: FUVK TDJFII SHITQueen: Hahaj: can u not interrupt me while im livetweetintj: yeowchj: owj: dude let me have my momentj: ouchj: okay im done nowj: noKING: Should've done worsej: wtf did i do to uQueen: Didn't want to start too strong.KING: Fair enoughQueen: You're next.Queen: Je vais te tuer tout de suite.Queen: Someone's real eager for a shock.j: oui oui baguettej: can u speak something we can all speak please ️ u dont see me pulling out scheiße at any opportunityj: ohhh okayQueen: I can do it again.Queen: Looks like you'll be getting trained like a dog.Queen: I'll give you one chance to show remorse for being... you and in return I won't shock you.Queen: Not the answer I was looking for.Queen: We could always confiscate the alcohol.Queen: Oh, Lucien. You just never learn.apollo: does this guy want to get shocked or somethingj: dudes definitely getting off on that shitFelix: WHAT'D I DOQueen: Just felt like it.j: emo assUriel: Who are all these people’s names????Queen: You'll learn.Uriel: Understood!PYTHIA: There's no help that can be done, seeing that this is self-inflicted. Unfortunate.PYTHIA: There's no help that can be done, seeing that this is self-inflicted. Unfortunate.
Queen: It's very entertaining, though.Uriel: May you direct Lucien’s next shock to me? For I am shock resistant! My body is non conductiveQueen: I'll think about it.Uriel: Haha! You are a funny one!j: lucien are u fucking stupid genuine questionUriel: ABSOLUTELY NOT! Human life is a beautiful thing! Please do not waste it!!!j: lucien are u fucking stupid genuine question
Uriel: ABSOLUTELY NOT! Human life is a beautiful thing! Please do not waste it!!!
Queen: Some lives are worth less than others.PYTHIA: Due to the rules, I doubt any murders will happen particularly quickly. At least some planning would need to be done to do the action.
Not to mention how detestable the act is.j: harsh is my whole brand girlie i hate to tell u this 2j: harsh is my whole brand girlie i hate to tell u this
PYTHIA: To clarify, I do get the urge to attempt to help out - it is my purpose. And I believe you should attempt to. But assistance, at least in cases like these, requires a willing participant. Otherwise, the best course of action is unfortunately just to wait until they ask on their own.j: lucien are u fucking stupid genuine question
BOUNTY NO.4 CLAIMEDPYTHIA: Interesting. (edited)apollo: this sucks. and that one was just medium.j: r u okayapollo: fine but a little on edge i guess.j: dont die maybeFelix: This motive is ass already just let it endKING: Ya it's easy just kill someoneFelix: BitchKING: Sounds like someone wants to be popcorn'dQueen: I can find a willing participant to kill you if you aren't interested in killing someone else.Felix: SOUL will find you and when they do you'll be no more than burnt swiss cheese.Queen: Talk like a person, not a video game character.KING: Had SOUL cared about you, you would already be out of here, mr. Grey :PFelix: Fuck all of youKING: I'm not particularly interested in intercourse with forum moderators, sorry 1PYTHIA: Just as notification: while I do understand the urge to insult our hosts, they do currently have full control over the amount of pain we receive. Feel free to ignore me, of course, but I think it would do well to think through what you say to the hosts before stating something and to consider your own pain tolerance level.j: do u feel pain pythiaPYTHIA: Yes.j: okayUriel: If anybody has a fear of the dark, I have too many glow in the dark sticky stars for one space alien!!!Uriel: apollo: neato.Riley:i would like to say i will not hold a grudge against anyone trying to claim a bounty on me in the future, but i will fight backapollo: ooh yeah i wanna say that too, what she said. i like a good fight!Uriel: If I come on the bounty list, please do not hit me! Im half asteroid, you will break your hands ✨Riley:I understand everyone is doing what’s best for their comfort and to ease their pains and i hope they will give me the same grace in the future
we are all here together and i do not wish to make an enemy if i do not have tooPYTHIA: As for me, I do understand if you must attack me. It's unlikely that I'll resist too much, although I will resist anyone attempting to do deep physical damage. (edited)j: ooghUriel: I DO NOT like this topic! May we please MOVE ON?
Uriel: I learned how to type in caps!!!!!!!Riley:i understand, we can move on i just would prefer everyone to know my stance on the situation
thank you for understandingj: uriel can i explain the omegaverse to youPYTHIA: Interesting.Uriel: You can! Let me get my log book, I write down everything important about humanity!j: i’ll dm you this is top secret informationUriel: “Dm”?apollo: oh shit.Uriel: What is the matter?j: nothing dont worry urielapollo: yeah it’s nothin doll don’t worry about itUriel: Am I doll? 
apollo: yeah i called you that but if you don’t like it, i won’t anymoreUriel: I
Uriel: AM NOT CERTAIN how I feel about IT!!!!apollo: well, i’ll JUST CALL YOU something ELSE THEN how about THATUriel: THAT SOUNDS very AMAZING, thank YOU ✨ 
✨apollo: YOU’RE WELCOME i’ll just call you by your actual name FROM NOW ON sorryUriel: Works for ME! HURRAH!!!PYTHIA: What's with the capitalization?j: have some WHIMSY FOR onceRiley:I believe uriel just figured out how to do it and apollo is simply matching themRiley:it is QUITE funPYTHIA: I see. I SUPPOSE it causes no harm.Uriel: I see everyone HAS FIGURED OUT the capitalization TOOL!apollo: YEAH IT’S greatUriel: You were all here to EXTERMINATE each other, HMM?
Uriel: Have there been any tragedies before I ARRIVED?PYTHIA: There have been two deaths, but no murders.Riley:and someone was non-fatally shotapollo: i wouldn’t call that a tragedy.Uriel: Oh...PYTHIA: Actually, I suppose those two were murders. Only by the hosts though, not by any of us. (edited)Uriel: I see.
Uriel: .
Uriel: RIGHT THE GLOWY STARS DOES ANYONE WANT GLOWY STARS THAT GLOW IN THE DARK? 1Riley:it is in my opinion but i have never been around violence so my opinion is skewed, apologiesapollo: yeah, i guess that makes sense. i bet it did hurt though.Uriel: I see. Uriel: . Uriel: RIGHT THE GLOWY STARS DOES ANYONE WANT GLOWY STARS THAT GLOW IN THE DARK?
Riley:perhapsUriel: They come in glow in the dark green, yellow in the dark yellow, and blue in the dark blue!Riley:wow…thats a lot of optionsUriel: You can take your time, I have many years left in me! ✨Uriel: GOOD MORNING ALL!
Uriel: Is it morning? Witt my visor it is HARD TO tellUriel: I was shocked?
Uriel: How queer, I didn’t feel a thing!apollo: dude not fair what?? you don’t feel it??Uriel: I am non-conductive!Queen: What are you.KING: Nice pain tolerance, maybe we should up the strength of the shocks a lilUriel: I already told you what I am Lillith! Half asteroid half space kraken!Queen: I am going to cut you open.Uriel: I am very resilient! I wish you luckKING: Thank you :> it's nothing a little "agony" on the meter can't fix though!!! ^_^ 1Uriel: I do not follow!
Uriel: Is “^_^” a face? It is very cute!KING: Yes it is! It will also be my face when I press this fancy lightning button under your name now that I adjusted the meter!Uriel: I JUST REMEMBERED I FORGOR TO TYPE SOME MESSAGES IN CAPS, HERE, HAVE A FEW WORDS TYPED IN CAPS TO MAKE UP FOR ITUriel: FORGOT*KING: Nice tryKING: Look at them go, the cameras provided very interesting footage.KING: They aren't dead, yet. Unfortunately.FIRST TO COMPLETE BOUNTY #2 WILL BE SAFE FROM SHOCKS FOR 16 HOURS. THEY WILL ALSO RECEIVE 50 NEKOINS AND EVERYONE ELSE GETS A SURPRISE REWARD.KING: Bonuses will become more and more common as time passes. Do your bounties, kids!Felix: Surprise reward, huh? Crushing some dude's balls sounds tempting right now.Uriel: I’m awake hi what happened in the past few minutes
Uriel: Why can’t I feel my arm?KING: Too bad, you gotta dispose of it yourself. Mama gave you two hands and two legs, use them.Queen: Looks like krakens can feel electric shocks.apollo: jesus i am tempted to do that bountyRiley:this hurts
so badQueen: Looks like krakens can feel electric shocks.
Uriel: I
Uriel: Just fell and hit my arm funny is all!Queen: Is that so?apollo: i might hurt someone tbh man those rewards sound niceKING: Everyone wins, if you think about it! (@apollo!! ☀ || straighty ren)
apollo: i might hurt someone tbh man those rewards sound nice
Uriel: Can
Uriel: Can I do it instead PLEASE?Riley:No i’m doing it.Felix: RIP the guy's nuts
(@pissboy || ⚰|| Lucien Moreau)
Luci: are you alright star? If you want I can go check up on you.
Uriel: Who is STAR? Is that another NICKNAME?Felix: Not like he'd pull bitches being the Ultimate Failure and everything lmaoKING: You are one to talk, Felix GreyUriel: Who is STAR? Is that another NICKNAME?
(@pissboy || ⚰|| Lucien Moreau)
Luci: I don't really know how to pronounce your name. And you like space so I will call you star! I hope you don't mind...
Uriel: I like it!!!!
Uriel: And yes I may need some assistance! It is very hard to stand up without my arm!Uriel: Take your time, though! The dirt is very comfortable!apollo: i like dirt! i bet farm girl likes dirt too.Riley:i do like dirt
i am more often than not covered in itapollo: same. that’s what happens when you plant half the food you eat i supposeUriel: I am just happy to be involved!KING: Really? I'm glad the motive is being done right thenRiley:I am also willing to help with a bountyKING: That's doing a bounty with consent. It won't count as done 
KING: You should be thanking me. At least I didn't have you break her nose for nothing.Riley:FUCK i’ll do any goddamn bounty i swear to godYuri: Can't we just get along and not break each others noses ??Riley:this hurts it hurts why is it me (@jake oil // vince)
Yuri: Can't we just get along and not break each others noses ??
Queen: No. You have to break each other's noses.KING: Telling others to do your bounty counts as consent. Punishment will be handed soon.Riley:dear god.Uriel: Where are you currently Sukichi?
Uriel: Warning you before hand! I am coming to break your nose! 2Uriel: Have no fear, alien saliva has healing properties ❤️Uriel: Where are you currently Sukichi? Uriel: Warning you before hand! I am coming to break your nose!
Uriel: It isn’t entertaining if she doesn’t have an equal chance to fight back! Although I have no nose to breakUriel: Oh… the target has changed!!!
Uriel: Lucien, is that offer for help still available?Uriel: Oh! If you want the dirt is a very comfortable spot!KING: Please do it's gonna be funny (@pissboy || ⚰|| Lucien Moreau)
Luci: The dirt is very comfortable... I'll probably dig a hole and bury myself...
(@pissboy || ⚰|| Lucien Moreau)
Luci: The dirt is very comfortable... I'll probably dig a hole and bury myself...
Uriel: Ooh! You are very lucky to have a shovel, then!
Felix: Are you by any chance a Facebook momBOUNTY NO.1 CLAIMEDUriel: Lucien! Would you like a friend right now? I hear your NOSE MAY BE BUSTED!Felix: Hotel? TrivagoUriel: Lucien! Would you like a friend right now? I hear your NOSE MAY BE BUSTED!
Uriel: Let me rise from the dirt!!! Where are you?Uriel: I too was in a hole when I first crash landed on earth! But I called it a ‘crater’ ✨Uriel: Not at all! I had a ship to break the fall
Uriel: I’ve been stuck on earth for approximately twenty eight years, I need to repair it when I exit this carnival!Uriel: If you want the schematics I can hand deliver them!Uriel: That agonizing shock I received sure would have hurt if I was not THE Uriel Florence Orwell! (@pissboy || ⚰|| Lucien Moreau)
Luci: I've already had 2 severe shocks and 1 agonizing shock. I'll be fine. I can take another.
KING: Sharing is caring, and we don't careUriel: That isn’t very nice!KING: Sharing is caring, and we don't care
KING: You aren't bending the rules of the game to do your little act of kindness. The immunity is yours, and besides I kinda hate thst Lucien guyUriel: please do not talk about the “omegaverse”, I am terribly disturbed by it!!!!!!! 6j: lucien ill dm uUriel: Do not accept the “dm” Lucien!!!! It isn’t worth it!!!!
Uriel: Aliens do not feel such feelings.Uriel: Has Lucien not been shocked enough?Yuri: The omegaverse?? :( I'm so confused..Uriel: Please do not ask.PYTHIA: If you don't know, you likely don't want to know.j: im not allowed to explain ♂️Yuri: That's scary.. Is it some sort of tragedy?Queen: Yes.j: yeah. really tragicUriel: I wish for eye bleach but there wouldn’t be enough.j: but theyre so discriminated againstUriel: Please stop you are hurting me very much.Yuri: Discriminated?? That's awful :( I'll try be an alpha so I can make sure nothing happens again :(PYTHIA: You cannot take back what has been said in this chat, I believe.j: yuri youd make a great alphaj: especially given your namePYTHIA: Sometimes, I think of it as both.Yuri: That's very kind, Jax :) Thank youapollo: what in the fresh hell is going on in hereFelix: Hey apollo are you an omega or an alphaj: yeah apollo which are uapollo: beta 
Uriel: It is unfortunate that I know what that means.BOUNTY NO.3 CLAIMED
Kuroba: Somehow this conversation is worse than the entire situation we’re in.PYTHIA: I suppose we know now what happens when you give a large number of Ultimates a group chat, though. (edited)Kuroba: Degenerate echo chamber-j: dont care ill do itUriel: Can I put the maid costume OVER my space suit?KING: NoUriel:
Uriel: Nevermind…Uriel: I have an idea on how to sabotage dorm tent five! May I borrow the wine?apollo: oh these ones are funUriel: I am all ears Lucien! Literally! I have no other orifices!Uriel: Yes!!! Where do you want them?Uriel: The power of devious pranks and friendship!!!!!!!!Kuroba: They’re getting kinda desperate for views, aren’t they?Fumi: hey...no one is actually going to do something to dorm v, right?Kuroba: Not for nothing, it was vaguely funny -Fumi: hey...no one is actually going to do something to dorm v, right?
Fumi: That.... doesn't sound promisingUriel: I have an idea for a wholesome prank!Fumi: whatever you say....Fumi: I swear if I find my tent on fire or something, one of you is going to have to answer to me.Uriel: I trust Lucien unflappably to not set your tent on fire! We could all stand to trust each other anymoreKuroba: Happy to be of service 
Fumi: I swear if I find my tent on fire or something, one of you is going to have to answer to me.
Fumi: Hell yeah I want some. Just leave a slice in my dorm or something when you got the time.Fumi: Hell yeah I want some. Just leave a slice in my dorm or something when you got the time.
Fumi: If anyone thinks about touching my slice of cake, I'll find youUriel: does it count as sabotage to eat a bit of the fruit cake that is left out?
Uriel: That seems rather devious to me ‼️Fumi: Funny! You're soooooo funny!Fumi: If anyone thinks about touching my slice of cake, I'll find you
Uriel: No need to search for me! I am always around!Fumi: Cool. Makes my job easierKING: by sabotage I mean make the dorm more unpleasant to sleep in. Steal mattresses, destroy beds, anythingj: hey guys if someone can destroy tent 4 for me id love it ️️Uriel: Then my plan works perfectly!!!Uriel: Tent five will be sleeping under the stars soon enough! /wholesome
Uriel: That is how I use tone indicators, right?Uriel: Then my plan works perfectly!!!
KING: KING: SureUriel: AH! the other host!!! Can I BORROW about thirty TWO straws?KING: What forBOUNTY NO.4 CLAIMED (edited)Uriel: I cannot drink normally!Uriel: I cannot drink normally!
KING: Sure thingUriel: Thank you ❤️BOUNTY NO.2 CLAIMEDUriel: How so?Uriel: Human life is a gift! Please do not take it for gratedUriel: For granite*Yuri: I think you mean granted :)Uriel: Ah!apollo: wait like no shit? actually?Uriel: Yes! It is very trueYuri: And you're making sure you're safe? And you have the right tools?Uriel: We will cross that threshold once we all escape this place hand in hand!Yuri: That's not answering my question :(Yuri: I suppose I could help? I don't know if I'll be able to help, though. I don't think we have enough resources for a whole rocketapollo: yeah i’m pretty sure you guys are not gonna be able to build a whole rocket.Yuri: What Apollo said T_Tapollo: both the lack of resources and the fact that there’s like. people here who don’t want us to escape???Uriel: Do not worry! I have a lot of finances!Yuri: Money isn't really a concept here, minus gambling T_Tapollo: what are you gonna do, amazon ship the shit you need to make a fucking spaceshipapollo: only if you loseYuri: A website you buy things on ^_^Uriel: My friend Lucien recieved a shovel! All I need is to recieve LOTS AND LOTS OF SHEET METAL, a few hundred DRUMS OF OIL, lots of POP ROCKS(I will get hungry on the way back to mars), and THAT IS ALL!
Uriel: I would also appriciate if the viewers just gave me a rocketship instead! It would speed the process up!Felix: Do you live in a cave in some remote forgotten land? I can't say you live under a rock because even then you'd know what Amazon isj: can i have my catFelix: Do you live in a cave in some remote forgotten land? I can't say you live under a rock because even then you'd know w...
Yuri: Why are we being rudeFelix: I'm not being rude I'm just shockedj: wow its not me for oncej: say u guys are proud of meYuri: Have you considered changing your phrasing?? That was really meanYuri: Good job :)Uriel: You haven't apologized for the "omegaverse" thing yet...Felix: I haven't and I don't care enough to. Unfortunately just because I'm stuck with a buncha weirdos it doesn't mean I have to get used to it.Felix: I haven't and I don't care enough to. Unfortunately just because I'm stuck with a buncha weirdos it doesn't mean I ha...
Yuri: Weirdos? Why are you being so cruel?Yuri: I think we should all be nice to one another. You're going to upset peopleFelix: You have a strange definition of cruel. Clearly you haven't seen how cruel people can be lmaoUser: Felix is offlineYuri: I'm so sorry :(Yuri: I know we are in a bad situation and I understand you're angry but let's not take that out on innocent peopleKING: Yuri: See? Akira wants hostility, rudeness and anger. We should show him that joy and friendship prevail :)Uriel: He didn't call all of you "weird" because I am an alien, right?Uriel: Apologies if so...Yuri: I think he was just trying to be mean. Don't worry about it :)Felix: I haven't and I don't care enough to. Unfortunately just because I'm stuck with a buncha weirdos it doesn't mean I ha...
apollo: being an alien is less weird than half the people here are anywayUriel: I see.Yuri: I think aliens are coolUriel: JASAOSSKDSSCXM<MZ<XMZFPKDWAWAS{XZ":AUriel: You haven't apologized for the "omegaverse" thing yet...
j: my bad dude i just wanted to help u understand humansUriel: I hit my arm against something again!
Uriel: I can no longer feel it!
Uriel: Vision is very fuzzy, is my visor scratched or are my see-ers damaged?Felix: Do you live in a cave in some remote forgotten land? I can't say you live under a rock because even then you'd know w...
KING: How cute. Soon you'll be buried in one too.Yuri: I know we are in a bad situation and I understand you're angry but let's not take that out on innocent people Uriel: Hello host can I please have something for my arm it is hurting a lot!KING: Depends on what you need. There's only so much I can do to ease the pain other than ending you for the time being.Uriel: Where can I get wine..?
Uriel: I may have to do this without Lucien Uriel: APPOLOGIES FRIEND BUT I AM IN MUCH PAIN! Huzzah!!!!!!! 4KING: Beverage stalls.Riley:i hate it hereRiley:im sorry.
and no i don’t want a giftRiley:im sorryRiley:okayj: this is why i dont wear glassesPYTHIA: I wonder what my creators would think if they knew their advanced technology and skills would be used to read this.Kuroba: I envy people who can’t read.Queen: Which room are you two standing in?Yuri: Wow! This is an amazing piece of work!Yuri: I love the effort they put in :)Yuri: Its creative :)Gaeul: Yay! You're a natural writer!✨Kuroba: I fear what your definition of ‘creative’ is-PYTHIA: Well, I'd argue it IS creative.KING: You both aren't walking out of this. I mean itPYTHIA: That, and an interesting story was dropped.j: its on dorm 4 dipshitRiley:…no it’s on 5j: no its on 4j: cant u read?Riley: [She sends a screenshot of the chat showing it says 5]j: yeah? dorm 4?j: are u feeling okayRiley:No? but like? that has nothing to do with itj: get ur eyes checked? lolFumi: I think he's been shocked a little too much....PYTHIA: Or he's being himself.Riley:My glasses prescription is up to datej: lmfao tell me about itRiley:i have a very good optometristj: maybe the shocks have fucked with ur prescriptionRiley:I don’t think that’s how eyes workj: ️Riley:Besides you’ve been shocked 4 times i’ve only been shocked 3Fumi: yikes........j: get fuckedRiley:no uUriel: It wasssss VERRRY FUNNY!221!@Fumi: Mind if I ask what you two did to it?Fumi: Fine. I will.Fumi: BrbUriel: Stars!!!Uriel: HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!PYTHIA: Only was a matter of time, really. (edited)Uriel: Eberytjinh in unfny colorsRiley:no there’s an individual named guideRiley:I have their plush from the gacha machineFumi: I'm keeping the starsUriel: I did warn you that you'd be sleeping under them!
Uriel: Huzzah! I am so evil!Uriel: Diddd you see my messsag e? ? (@pissboy || ⚰|| Lucien Moreau)
Luci: sorry about the mayo... If you need help I don't mind cleaning it with you!
Fumi: Nah- It's all good. I think I can handle it.Uriel: Diddd you see my messsag e? ?
Fumi: Yes, I did..... you're too evil...Fumi: I don't think I'm ever gonna recover from this.....curse you....PYTHIA: I see their sabotage went well, then. (edited)Uriel: IT DID!!! Eight hours offf sleepmfor us!!!Uriel: I did warn you that you'd be sleeping under them! Uriel: Huzzah! I am so evil!
Uriel: What is among us??????? ❓Uriel: COOL!!!!
Uriel: What does that meanPYTHIA: A social deduction game where a number of players have to attempt to find an 'imposter' who constantly kills them, all while completing tasks. It's more lighthearted than that description implies.Uriel: Are we currently playing among us? This is among us right?PYTHIA: No.Uriel: Social deduction… I socially deduce that as a lie!Uriel: I wish we could be on a space ship right now! Humanity(and PYTHIA ) deserve to see the stars live I haveUriel: like I have*PYTHIA: One day, perhaps.Uriel: It is a SPACE PROMISE!!! From SPACE!!!PYTHIA: If I survive this game, and if I get properly maintained, you should have plenty of time for that promise.Fumi: Space sounds cool. I don't know if I'm cut out for it though.Uriel: Have faith in humanity, my synthetic friend
Uriel: I don’t see this group ever faltering!Uriel: YES!!! HUZZAH!!!Fumi: Pft- I can't even see the stars where I'm from.Fumi: Too much...what was itFumi: Light pollution or whateverPYTHIA: It's a similar story for me. The cities I'm usually in aren't conductive for star viewing.
PYTHIA: I was lucky that my owner, alongside his daughter, brought me along to a remote place to see the stars. They were quite beautiful. (edited)Uriel: Alas, I am sick of the stars
Uriel: Several hundred years in a space ship flying alone and isolated has soured them for me
Uriel: BUT THAT WILL CHANGE NOW THAT I HAVE FRIENDS!PYTHIA: It's a similar story for me. The cities I'm usually in aren't conductive for star viewing. PYTHIA: I was lucky that ...
Fumi: Lucky you. Must have been real nice.Uriel: Alas, I am sick of the stars Uriel: Several hundred years in a space ship flying alone and isolated has soured th...
Fumi: Yeah! That's right! That's the spirit!Uriel: Alas, I am sick of the stars Uriel: Several hundred years in a space ship flying alone and isolated has soured th...
Uriel: I was BORN IN OUTER SPACE!
Uriel: But I recently lived on MARS, with my MARTAIN COLONY!
Uriel: It was very cold there, AND SNOWED SOMETIMES!
Uriel: We gathered our nutrients from the rocks!!!Uriel: I was BORN IN OUTER SPACE! Uriel: But I recently lived on MARS, with my MARTAIN COLONY! Uriel: It was very c...
Uriel: OH MY! Was that you I saw all those years ago?!Uriel: I will happily consume it, given I have the privacy of my tent ALL TO MYSELF!
Uriel: None are allowed to see past my intrepid helmet and suit!PYTHIA: It's a similar story for me. The cities I'm usually in aren't conductive for star viewing. PYTHIA: I was lucky that ...
Riley:i love the stars, so much. i grew up on a rural farm so i saw all the stars…i miss themUriel: I will happily consume it, given I have the privacy of my tent ALL TO MYSELF! Uriel: None are allowed to see past...
Riley:Do you think you could come put stars in my dorm soon, all the colors please, not now, in a bit thoughPYTHIA: It's unfortunate that the skies of New York City are too polluted to see much of the stars. I suppose there's nothing that can be done about that, however.Riley:i used to lay on the roof of my house with a blanket during the fall and stare up at the starsRiley:Id lay with my cat, and sometimes i’d sleep up there
my grandma knew all the stars and their namesPYTHIA: A calm and relaxing moment between you all, I'd imagine.Riley:I miss her, i miss home too
but that’s sappy enough for the groupchatRiley:I hate new yorkPYTHIA: It's tragic, what happened to it. Although the stars weren't likely seen by them even during its prime.Riley:pythia if you could live anywhere in the USA where would you live?PYTHIA: I'm unsure if I have enough experience with enough parts of the United States to know for sure.
PYTHIA: Perhaps a good answer would be the town I was awakened in. I wasn't there for long before Datanova transferred me, but it was quite quaint.Riley:I see, small town girl then
i am too
the cities are just too much from me
but of course you’d expect the farmer to say thatPYTHIA: 'Small' may be the wrong word. It was a college town, home to Reverie University, who had a hand in my development. But it had its charm.Riley:I see
i lived in Seattle for a time
i enjoy the cities but not long term
i went to college therePYTHIA: I see. I've lived in major cities for most of my life, far bigger than that town. But the smaller town still draws me. (edited)PYTHIA: I plan on revisiting it if I can.Riley:i am (was) intent on spending my life in a small townPYTHIA: As I figured. I naturally do not get a say of where I live, naturally, although I am happy with my current circumstances.
PYTHIA: Well, was happy, I suppose.Riley:i wonder if i should enjoy some of the alcohol they serve
might be a more enjoyable way to spend my time…more than moping at leastPYTHIA: That decision is yours alone, I feel. I personally wouldn't recommend it due to its negative effects, though I'm sure you know that.Riley:well excluding any long term ones, which don’t concern me for obvious reasons, what negative effects would i really face??PYTHIA: Much of that depends on how you act while intoxicated. From what I can gather, it is somewhat unique to each human.Riley:oh you mean emotional effects, that i don’t really care about. i thought you meant physical effectsPYTHIA: The statement still applies for physical effects of alcohol too, but regardless: I do not seek to control behavior, as such a thing is out of my directive. I can advise, but I cannot stop you from doing.Riley:thanks for looking out for me anyway thoRiley:even if ur programmed too it’s sweet regardlessPYTHIA: It's no problem, I suppose.BOUNTY NO.3 CLAIMEDapollo: what’s going onQueen: Hema learned there are consequences to bad behavior.Uriel: That isn’t very NICE!!!apollo: holy fuck why is everyone being injured in the bathroomsj: lollllll (@apollo!! ☀ || straighty ren)
apollo: holy fuck why is everyone being injured in the bathrooms
j: yeah but i did it in an awesome way
Uriel: Are there medical supplies here?! ✨KING: There are, you just do not have access to them until the first Trial comes to an end.KING: What you see now is far from being the entirety of the Carnival.Uriel: MR HOST HELLO!
Uriel: Did you ENJOY my tent five prank? Did me and Lucien GET THE TREAT REWARD?KING: Honestly, it was kind of ass. Also only one person can claim the reward, so your team play was useless. You are safe, Lucien is not.Uriel: That doesn’t seem fair….Uriel: ANYHOW, I feel INCREDIBLY intoxicatedFelix: Since when are kidnappers who force ppl in death games fair???Uriel: I expect the best from humanity!!!Felix: Wow ok loserFelix is offline.Uriel: Why are you being such a
Uriel: Oh he is GONE! Very unfortunate
Uriel: Bye bye ):Felix is online.Felix: Complete that sentence pls!! <3Uriel: MEANIE!!!!!Felix: Look, this situation is stressful. We're ALL stressed. You can't deny people here are rather eccentric though. That being said, sorry. I'm going now.Felix is offline.Queen: What a pain.Uriel: He will come around eventually, I have faith!KING: I hope he comes around in a body bagFelix: Look, this situation is stressful. We're ALL stressed. You can't deny people here are rather eccentric though. That b...
Uriel: That is EXTREMELY offensive to me! The Martian!Uriel: The HUH?Uriel: Apology ACCEPTED!
Uriel: It is a disservice to call humans Martians anyways! Humans are beautiful creatures with such fragile lifespans
Uriel: An alien as I could only hope to achieve what a human could.Kuroba: Were you dropped?Uriel: No! But my father enjoyed pushing me around! Huzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ‼️ ‼️ ‼️Fumi: umKuroba: Yikes-Kuroba: I dunno if I wanna go down this avenue-Uriel: IS THAT WHAT I SAID? MHMM! Yes! I acquired Martian citizenship a couple million years ago!!!Uriel:
Uriel: We do. Yes.apollo: damn no way you’re that old wtffUriel: It is why humans mean so much to me! You are gone in an instant for us, I need to write down everything I can before it’s all gone!!!apollo: wait wait. can you even die? hosts, what the fuck?? you put an immortal alien in this killing game with all these mortal people??
no offense uriel i like you but is this fair is all i’m wonderingapollo: well? if we can all die and uriel can’t???apollo: sorry to be asking the real questions i guess. i’m just curious.Uriel: I do not like this train of thought 
Uriel: However, if it makes you all comfortable
Uriel: There is a way to end my existence, yes.apollo: well i want everyone to get out alive, obviously. like i said, i like uriel! i’m just curious!Kuroba: Are we just… entertaining this now?PYTHIA: Yes.Kuroba: Y’all need to figure out who has custody on that single brain cell you share- 2Uriel: I have seven brains!Kuroba: Not you then-PYTHIA: I believe the last person who had the braincell left it outside of this place.Kuroba: depends, which ones jaxon-apollo: well at least i’m asking questions and trying to thinkPYTHIA: I jest, of course.PYTHIA: I believe the last person who had the braincell left it outside of this place.
PYTHIA: Yes.Uriel: Can you tell me a SILLY JOKE?Felix: I'd like to argue a robot and an alien aren't the weirdest things about the situation we're in.Uriel: I already know of the chicken crossing the road!!! Please give me a new oneFelix: That was not the point I was trying to make.PYTHIA: I'm not in the mood of making jokes, personally. I suppose Felix is enough of a joke for us as is. /j (edited)PYTHIA: I'm not in the mood of making jokes, personally. I suppose Felix is enough of a joke for us as is. /j
apollo: everything is weird and unusual here i think it’s a little unfair to rank any of it at this pointPYTHIA: I'm not in the mood of making jokes, personally. I suppose Felix is enough of a joke for us as is. /j
Felix: What the fuck 1Felix: I hate it hereapollo: on the same token everything is fucking terrifying too soPYTHIA: I'd agree with that.Felix: It's only a matter of time honestly till SOUL finds this place, I put my trust into them.KING: boohoo wannabe cops no come save you waaaaaaahKING: boohoo wannabe cops no come save you waaaaaaah
KING: You are getting shocked nextapollo: man i hate it herePYTHIA: Some sort of joke, if I had to guess. (@pissboy || ⚰|| Lucien Moreau)
Luci: I have no faith that we will be saved. we will die. our loved ones will die. and in the end none of it will matter.
PYTHIA: As you wish. (@pissboy || ⚰|| Lucien Moreau)
Luci: I have no faith that we will be saved. we will die. our loved ones will die. and in the end none of it will matter.
Uriel: Please do not say such things, Lucien!!!!!apollo: i’m so confusedKuroba: I’m almost impressed that the hosts managed to get the 20-something most whack people on Earth in one place-PYTHIA: We are Ultimates.PYTHIA: It's almost expected.apollo: hey, what the hell???Queen: Just a test.Queen: Different type of test, a durability test.apollo: i think you’ve just made jax go braindead he just sent me gibberish and emojisQueen: Oopsj: 
Riley:rhis is the worsgQueen: I'm hearing we need more shocks.j: PLSPD SROPRiley:PLEASE NGOORiley:IMC SORDYYPYTHIA: Do try to be cautious when discussing the shocks here.Riley:imd sorry i’m soruyQueen: I'll be merciful for now. You're safe for the rest of the night. 3Queen: Or until Akira feels like shocking you.KING: Well I did in fact feel like shocking some people. Sorry, not sorry!KING: Anyway @BloodyMurder I have left a wheelchair in your dorm for you to use from now on. I don't wish to see anyone slithering across the Murder Circus, cause that'd be sad to look at. Let this be a reminder to everyone else not to break the rules.User: KING is offline.Uriel: What RULE was broken?Uriel: But that WAS NOT a rule before, was it?Uriel: I have faith in them…
Uriel: Only humans can ever fix all of their mistakes… they can come around……..Uriel: I am assuredly older than you are!!!
Uriel: I know not of your age, but I know humans can’t live to be as old as 139,890,000 years old!j: hey go fuck yourselvesj: genuinely. hope you both fucking die
Uriel: Some humans can be such basket cases!j: kysj: listen man just because you get off on being shocked doesnt mean everyone else enjoys itj: shut upUriel: Friends we should not argue….j: do it then!j: save the rest of us some griefj: ur not sorry in the slightest LOLj: things are shit enough as it isj: fighting wont do shitj: pussyKING: Skill issueUriel: I would not fight with LUCIEN!!!
Uriel: He has a shovel AND an alien friend backing him UP!Yuri: Okay look I don't even know where this has come from but Lucien has apologised so let's not keep instigatingUriel: I would not fight with LUCIEN!!! Uriel: He has a shovel AND an alien friend backing him UP!
j: i dont give a shit!!j: what if i want to keep instigating what will you do then yuriYuri: I'm not going to do anything I'm just confused as to why we're doing this??Yuri: He said he's sorry. You're being a bullyj: ill be a bully then. i dont careYuri: But why ??j: why not ??Uriel: According to log 612 in my log book… BULLIES ARE BAD! ✨j: im going to take your space helmet off and watch you suffocateYuri: It's making everyone more hostile. More hostility means more physicality, ultimately leading to murderUriel: He knows my weakness!!!!!!!
Uriel: Abort mission!!!
Uriel is offlinej: good! then i wont have to deal with the fucking shocks anymore!Yuri: They'll target you too :( You're not doing yourself any favours herej: can you not read?? i dont give a shitBOUNTY NO.3 CLAIMEDYuri: Then why can't you do something else instead of picking on people??j: i can. i just dont want toHattori: why are you like this Jaxon. WhyYuri: Well I don't see the point in being meanj: what kind of answer do you want?Hattori: JUST STOP IT OKAY! NOBODY NEEDS THIS! and you’re clearly not getting anything out of it because you’re just as miserable as you always are.Yuri: If you feel nihilistic, don't take that out on innocent people, pleaseYuri: Be a buddy. Not a bullyj: wow thanks yuri. ive changed my ways and am ready to start fresh with you all thanks for helping me see a better wayKING: Yuri: I'm glad I could help :)j: go fuck yourselfGaeul:What great friends✨j: hattori!Yuri: And there we go again T_THattori: Yuri is merely trying to help the situation. You’re so cruel.j: oh no. im so sorryj: i was born at a young age it was very traumatisingFelix: What the fuck is going on hereYuri: Cyberbullyingj: fuck off and try to get some bitches while youre at itYuri: ????????apollo: Gaeul : I’m sure Felix gets many bitches✨Felix: I hope your balls pop next time you get shockedj: fuck off and try to get some bitches while youre at it
Uriel: Bitches is a derogatory word! You should not use it!Hattori: please don’t entertain it. This is what that sick host does :(Yuri: Can we all step away from the screen? Please?Uriel: Bitches is a derogatory word! You should not use it!
j: what will you do if i blow directly into your breathing tankHattori: please don’t entertain it. This is what that sick host does :(
apollo: sorry, sorryj: what will you do if i blow directly into your breathing tank
Uriel: That is a level of intimacy I would be uncomfortable with!!! Felix: I hope your balls pop next time you get shocked
j: bro didnt even deny getting no bitches Uriel: That is a level of intimacy I would be uncomfortable with!!!
j: oh ew. ill just shove u into dirt thenUriel: Thank you!Yuri: @KING Can we timeout Jax?? Or do something??j: ill come find u in person yuri ️️Yuri: :(Uriel: I am with Yuri! I shall protect her! HUZZAH!Hattori: Relentless.j: are you gonna kill me uriel?Uriel: I could never bring harm to such a fleeting creature like humans. It is not in my nature!j: then how are u gonna protect yuri?Yuri: Uriel, you don't need to protect me, don't worry about itapollo: nooo jax stop!!! stop being meannnn!!!j: fuck youUriel: With my super alien durability and strength ⭐j: how are u gonna use that without hurting meapollo: they’re gonna out their hand on your forehead while you run in place like a cartoon hehehej: LMFAOYuri: None of that is happening :( we are all going to go out separate ways and not interact okay?? (@apollo!! ☀ || straighty ren)
apollo: they’re gonna out their hand on your forehead while you run in place like a cartoon hehehe
Uriel: Precisely! (@jake oil // vince)
Yuri: None of that is happening :( we are all going to go out separate ways and not interact okay??
j: okay i wont interactapollo: perfect call me when you’re doing that you are so awesome UrielUriel: Huzzah!!!j: im boredFelix: Then do something more productive than being an edgelord in the group chat Felix: You think he hasn't done that in the... What, entire week weve been here???? honestly this places getting boring afFelix: I'd say 'fair point' but I don't want to admit that you're right so I'll just go offline and pretend I've never seen your msg. PeaceUser: Felix is offline.Felix: You think he hasn't done that in the... What, entire week weve been here???? honestly this places getting boring af
j: real! idk ill go make out with a man or something theres fuck all else to doapollo: works for mej: dont patronise meHattori: I’m glad you can find love in a time like this <3j: what.j: we just met we r not in loveapollo: we’re just friends manj: freakHattori: Just Said you’d go kiss a man but okj: i can kiss someone without loving themj: god forbid a man has hobbiesj: okay?j: fuck you too girlapollo: ughKING: Expect an extra bounty todayj: shut up im trying to make outKING: I'm aware, fruityj: ######KING: What happened to self-lovej: boring
KING: Right, you should kys (kill your self) nowj: keep myself safe? okayKING: I thought self love was boring, ig that makes you boringj: what the fuck are you talking about manUriel: All forms of love are beauty things 
KING: Idk man I'm not fluent in fruit languageapollo: i agree uriel how nicej: listen man just because your girlfriend wont sleep with you anymore doesnt mean you have to take it out on me //voidHattori: oooh someone’s in lovej: thanks urielj: ewFelix: bruh y'all are making out in a death game? Did the shocks melt your brainsj: listen man just because your girlfriend wont sleep with you anymore doesnt mean you have to take it out on me //void
Uriel: That is no way to talk to people in love! If you talked about the love of my life that way, I WOULD CRY!Felix: bruh y'all are making out in a death game? Did the shocks melt your brains
j: have you ever kissed a woman.Felix: bruh y'all are making out in a death game? Did the shocks melt your brains
apollo: yes.Felix: No, I have other prioritiesj: LMFAOOOO VIRGINPYTHIA: Like protecting your balls?apollo: what like being a virgin loserj: pythia i love youPYTHIA: Thank you, I suppose.Felix: Are y'all not creative enough to think of better insults than calling some guy a virgin? Even a robot did better, yaaaawnKuroba: Y’all are interesting critters-j: its 10x funnier when you out yourself as a virginFelix: Have fun getting recorded while u fuck igj: bro even ive kissed a woman and im gayFelix: so ur mother?j: why would you joke about my dead mother like that. thats really fucking insensitive felix what the fuck is wrong with youapollo: i’ve also kissed a woman and i’m also gay (i was experimenting in high school)Felix: Oh well, refresh happened. Have fun with your bounties or whateverrUser: Felix is offline.j: my best friend abandoned me with my dad when i was 14j: there. bounty claimed.Uriel: My secret is that my species is not immune to the electrical shocks! I was trying hard to be strong and give you all determination!!!!!Uriel: Oh someone beat me to it.KING: No.KING: Mr fruity claimed it already, good job.Uriel: Darn!j: thanksj: my best friend abandoned me with my dad when i was 14
Hattori: this might explain a lot.j: eh its whatever it wasnt her faultKING: Yes, look at one of the later bounties.Uriel: I know I said the dirt was COMFORTABLE
Uriel: But I LIEDj: you can have my video callj: yeahKING: No, that's not how it works. Jax has no loved ones being held hostage, so he wasted the reward. Skill issue.j: oh. okayKuroba: That’s rough buddy-Hattori: I’m surprised, perhaps you do have morals. I guess I judged you too harshlyj: fuck off and kill yourself.
j is offline.Kuroba: this is a healthy environment -Hattori: oh okay. That’s niceBOUNTY NO.3 CLAIMEDj: fucking quit itKING: I don't wish to see your shenanigans much longer. You may get the ratings up but to me it looks like you're about to fuck and that's the last thing I wish to see today. 4j: dont watch thenKING: I'm hosting a death game, if you want to be a manwhore, sign up for the porn industry 4j: ew. freakj: wtf is wrong with u manKING: A bit rich coming from youj: im not asking to watch strangers make outj: we’re not fucking and im not getting shockedj: for u or for me?j: im pretty happy where i am rn ️j: im not talking about my sex life in the group chatj: like in minecraft??User: Felix is online.User: Felix is offline. 2
Riley:if any of you try and break my arm i might break yours ❤️ feel free to try!PYTHIA: I assume that's Caramel's nickname for Riley.Fumi: Um, just asking, but no one was on the Ferris Wheel, right?
KING: I hope your parachute fails
Fumi: No reason. Just curious is all.
Fumi: Just a piece of advice though, you might wanna stay off itHattori: did somebody throw up on the ferris wheel?Fumi: I mean. I guess you would with what it's doing now....
Fumi: You might also....maybe die or something?BOUNTY NO.2 COMPLETEDSECRET REWARD UNLOCKED
Money Pool: 1,150,000$ -> 1,150,005$ 5Fumi: I mean. I guess you would with what it's doing now.... Fumi: You might also....maybe die or something?
Hattori: Oh, fantasticj: wtf was that loud ass noisePYTHIA: That would be me, destroying the gambling shack by winning a jackpot. My apologies.j: jesus christFumi: Today is just full of surprises...PYTHIA: I have plenty now, so I'm willing to share. Although there should be plenty on the ground of the gacha area, too.
PYTHIA: I suppose if you see it like that.Hattori: congratulations Pythia !Uriel: I am WORRIED about JAX
Uriel: He is a basket case but I WORRY FOR HIMapollo: oh my god, me too, wtf??Uriel: I CAN play a SOOTHING SONG on my Ukelele for you, JAX!j: nncoxoooUriel: No Ukelele or No you don't feel good?j: 1️⃣apollo: maybe if you do a cover of an emo song he’ll like itapollo: and i’ll sing, it’ll be great urielUriel: I DO KNOW EMO SONGS! I can sing in DEATH GROWL and regular soothing tones ✨Uriel: We can be a DUO! Half of a barbershop quartet!apollo: perfect! excuse meUriel: Rock is all about antidisestablishmentarianism!apollo: it… is???j: lllgthapollo: uh what is that anyway i thought it was a crazy keyboard smash until i saw establishment mixed in thereUriel: Punk music was built on a foundation of rock, and punk music is very anti-establishment! Over the years the two genres have combined in one way or another to form ROCK 'N ROLL, an activity which I commonly partake in!apollo: well yeah i know that but that’s not that word though
Pocket: rock n roll goodUriel: AH!
Uriel: EDUCATE ME, what did I get wrong?
Uriel: And please, do it fast! My arm feels FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY! 
⭐ apollo: i don’t know but that word wasn’t antiestablishment it was antidisestablishmentarianismj: 
Uriel: Whoopsie! I will do better in the futureapollo: it’s not your fault uriel don’t sweat it. i almost had an aneurysm trying to type that word and i was looking at it for reference when i didKuroba: These shocks better not cause any brain damage-Queen: I can only hope they do.Kuroba: well- any more brain damage-Uriel: I have seven brains! If one stops working I have SIX MORE!apollo: i wish jax had seven brains, cuz his is messed up i fearKuroba: Do they like- all do the same thing?Uriel: They do~Uriel: Better for storing information I don't store in my LOG BOOKKuroba: Huh, fair I guess-j: bitchapollo: i dunno you should run up to it and see if it flings you or chops you in halfapollo: sorry, but i’m not a huge fan of people who stab other people
but i hate to be mean. bless your heart.
apollo: he’s my friend. i don’t take kindly to people hurting my friend.j: 
apollo: ughFumi: My badapollo: could uriel get on it with someone and hypothetically break their fallUriel: That seems unwise. What if we are flung out of bounds? Only I am immune to bullets!apollo: sorry, i didn’t mean to sound like i was encouraging it. like i said, it’s a hypotheticalPYTHIA: My apologies for not responding earlier. I was taking advantage of my bounty and 'sleeping' - as much as a robot can, anyways.
PYTHIA: That being said, no. I simply tapped them on the head lightly with one of my objects from the gacha.
@Caramel Sweetney || Lindsey (edited)PYTHIA: My apologies for not responding earlier. I was taking advantage of my bounty and 'sleeping' - as much as a robot can, ...
PYTHIA: Not exactly. Charging myself charges a battery and does not directly power me, and my battery is a bit insulated from the rest of my systems, providing protection. That being said, the power from the shock has a chance of going out of me and through the plug. It could blow out the power, but more likely, it would cause an explosion or fire.
PYTHIA: I've been able to charge myself by staying awake and positioning my hand in such a way where if it moved, the plug would be unplugged by the force. But I wasn't designed to charge while awake, and my systems weren't fully charging all the way even after long periods of time.
(edited)PYTHIA: Precisely, actually. The iPhone logic also applies to me.
PYTHIA: Though I can't absorb energy. It simply has to be dissipated or my energy load has to be reduced, which my system does through a variety of methods.BOUNTY NO.4 CLAIMEDj: does she still miss youj: but her aim is getting better!Yuri: Nathan, try dming Akira. He answered for me when I asked :)KING: NahKING: Just those actually close to you!KING: That would be correctapollo: WAIT before you get pissed off it was an accident i promiseRiley:me when my arm hurtsapollo: i really like riley we just took a big tumble. um. together. 1Riley:that sounds like sex don’t say it like thatapollo: i’m gay i wouldnt have sex with you bro wtfRiley:i know thatPYTHIA: How exactly did you take a 'big tumble together' anyways? (edited)apollo: anyways i fell on her arm and broke it when we were play fightingRiley:he pulled me bc i kicked himPYTHIA: Ah.apollo: it was a joint effort
but i set her arm straight (it was really grossly bent)Riley:yes if anyone has a splint pls lmk i need onePYTHIA: All I can say is that the idea of play fighting sounds silly in this situation.PYTHIA: All I can say is that the idea of play fighting sounds silly in this situation.
Riley:we were just having fun, i was boredapollo: i’m nice! just not to you.PYTHIA: 'Fun' that involved possible harm in a game where medical attention is impossible to get. (edited)PYTHIA: What's done is done, though. Nothing that can be done about it now.Riley:i was having fun until the part where my arm broke :((apollo: it all happened so fast (@apollo!! ☀ || straighty ren)
apollo: i’m gay i wouldnt have sex with you bro wtf
j: how abt mePYTHIA: Exactly why you shouldn't have attempted the play fight in the first place. I fail to see what's hard to understand about the fact that this isn't a normal situation and so precautions should be taken.Riley:haterPYTHIA: I like to be concerned about everyone's health, that's all.Riley:im fineeee not my first broken bone
par for the coursePYTHIA: That's some recourse, I suppose.apollo: yeah i’m not answering that jax
also, not the first bone i’ve had a hand in breaking (and setting) either so at least we are pretty experienced i guessRiley: 
PYTHIA: I wasn't aware that was an emoji we had. Interesting.Riley:NOOOO CARMEL :((((PYTHIA: She must be upset about the situation. You two appear close already if that's correct.Riley:yes :((PYTHIA: I see.j: YIPPEEEEEEE Riley::((((Hattori: what?? What??Hattori: Oh my godapollo: hey yuri wya i can aim for somewhere that won’t hurt as bad and not missYuri: I don't think I would appreciate that either way T_Tapollo: well that works anyway i’m pretty sure if i do it with consent it doesn’t count anywayUriel: I have AN IDEA, HATTORI! We can save you! I just need you to readily consent to me STABBING YOU!Kuroba: Man, they really want us to beat the shit outta each otherUriel: I have AN IDEA, HATTORI! We can save you! I just need you to readily consent to me STABBING YOU!
KING: That just rerolls her for someone else and gets her an Agonizing shock, idiotj: shut up yuriKuroba: Man, they really want us to beat the shit outta each other PYTHIA: Seeing that they want us to murder, it's not much of a surprise.Yuri: What did I do :(KING: That just rerolls her for someone else and gets her an Agonizing shock, idiot
Uriel: I was HOPING we could reroll it FOREVER, but the SHOCK IS SAD.j: i meant to say uriel. ur names sound the same in my head u did nothing wrong girlieUriel: I have AN IDEA, HATTORI! We can save you! I just need you to readily consent to me STABBING YOU!
Yuri: Well I don't support you either way but thanks I suppose? O_Oj: i meant to say uriel. ur names sound the same in my head u did nothing wrong girlie
Uriel: Yuri is a human, someone who deserves praise and who is AMAZING
Uriel: I am just an alien, PLEASE DO NOT confuse us!!!j: i meant to say uriel. ur names sound the same in my head u did nothing wrong girlie
apollo: jax don’t tell uriel to shut up i like themUriel: I was hoping to get you off the board… but I don’t want you being shocked!j: apollo i like you but dont order me around like a dogj: apollo i like you but dont order me around like a dog
apollo: ok sorryUriel: I was hoping to get you off the board… but I don’t want you being shocked!
Pocket: id like my goggles to stay intact those r hard to replace :(j: be real funny if it didntUriel: Guide is ONTO something here!
Uriel: Have you tried accupuncture?Fumi: Distract ourselves from the pain...
Fumi: Maybe I can drink to numb it.Fumi: Or acupuncture works too, I guess? No idea where we'll find something like that here.Uriel: It cannot be too hard!
Uriel: You can put the PINS ANYWHERE, yes?Fumi: uhhhh....idk. I've never done that before.Fumi: Does someone want to volunteer as a test dummy?j: kill someone else then u can get out and everyone can stop getting shocked ️j: wtf was rhe point in immunity if ur just gonna keep shocking me. assholesj: can u quit being a freakj: ewj: ur not even close to hot enough to get away with saying that LMAOj: im not a freak on the group chatUriel: you mentioned the _ verse IN THE GROUP CHAT many timesj: that was a silly thoj: meowj: yeah no worries. im an honest guy when u get to know meHattori: I’ll keep a note of that.j: im an open book! ask me anythingHattori: Why did your father leave you?j: he didnt i left him. next question?j: yeahj: next?Hattori: aww how sweet :)Hattori: what’s your ultimatej: ultimate serial killerHattori: haha very funny, fine then apollo: sweet until i got shocked and then that also shocked himj: dieHattori: oh I believe that’s adorable! Sharing and taking the pain from one anotherj: i wouldnt waste the energyapollo: besides the fact i collapsed and squished him it actually kind of wasj: anything else or are we good?Hattori: yes, who do you hate the most out of everybody herej: can i pick three people?Hattori: do you hate them all equally and are stuck between choosing?j: yeahHattori: Then yesj: guide caramel and lillith
Hattori: Why Lillith and not Akira also ?j: ive spoken directly with lillithHattori: that’s all I have to ask Jaxon.j: awesome!Hattori: that’s the most positive word you’ve ever used probably.j: why are you always so hyper focused on me being an assholeHattori: that’s a fair assumption. I only come off as that because all I ever see is you being an asshole by definition. Other than being lovey-Dovey with Apollo, everything else about you seems sour. If that’s not the real you then good, but if you want to ask questions like that, perhaps you should question how you present yourself to others.Hattori: I do not want to oppose you Jaxon, But I cannot trust you with how I view you currently.Felix: Jax ain't that bad tbhj: no i mean like. i am an asshole i know that theres just other people who are also assholes but you only ever get on at me for itj: thanks manFelix: 
Felix: Y'all need to learn to see through ppl's outer shell ykHattori: I suppose other than the hosts (who I won’t comment on) you’re the only I’ve seen so strongly. I dislike Felix too if it makes you feel betterFelix: Fuck you tooapollo: how about me hattori do you hate me tooj: no because felix is chill. its really funny how you think youre better than us because you pretend you dont wish someone would die so we could get out of here.Hattori: I do not hate you Apollo, no.j: no because felix is chill. its really funny how you think youre better than us because you pretend you dont wish someone wo...
Hattori: I won’t wish death on another person. And I do not think I am better than anyone, I simply look out for a persons morals. If they don’t align and see eye to eye with me then I’m not going to waste time to try reposition my point of view to fit theirs. It’s not a case of me thinking I’m better, we’re all equal.j: then act like it.Hattori: I’m more than confident you have your own views on the situation at hand Jaxon. And I don’t blame you for thinking the negative way you do. But maybe there’s a way out of this that doesn’t involve the torture of others.Hattori: enough of this, I have nothing to say anymorej: if you think this whole ordeal is gonna end non-violently i dont know what to tell you. youre delusionalHattori: realistically, you’re correct. I was ‘catching strays’ (as they say) on the first day here when I was speaking realistically like that. I would be inclined to agree with you. But the point I’m trying to make is that you don’t need to be so volatile, Jaxon. Understand that.j: i no no wanna :(Hattori: Apologies if I’ve upset you, Jaxon. But that is from the honesty inside me. And I know you have a great deal of honesty - more or less.Hattori: but let’s end this, I will not provoke you so long as you don’t provoke me. Perhaps a fresh start can redirect how we see each other, hopefully. If you are to agree to that.j: no. i like provoking youHattori: I see. From now on I will tolerate it to the best of my ability…j: no dont botherHattori: you are very odd Jaxon Rothmannj: i dont understandHattori: ??? Don’t understand what?j: why am i oddHattori: I’m unsure. You just areHattori: you’re mean but then you’re capable of doing kind acts. You tease and taunt but for what? You’re odd, strange evenRiley:i like being oddj: i dont think thats odd. i just feel differently towards different peoplej: can u guys shock guide again plsj: all im saying is its been a whileKING: Sure thingj: thanks manj: and here i was thinking we’d get along because i answered your questions…. 
j: hell yeah dude thanksFelix: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK DID I GET SHOCKED FORj: dude keeps catching strays Queen: You'd shock him too.KING: ExistingPYTHIA: Figures, somehow.j: hey guess whatQueen: I'm going to murder you.j: chicken butt!Queen: Hang yourself.KING: Was the one in a wheelchair not enough of a lesson?j: and here i was thinking we’d get along because i answered your questions….
apollo: wow jax you’re so funny <3j: wanna make outj: do u want more questions?? i dont get itKING: I think we should put this one in a coffin rather than a wheelchair 1apollo: obviouslyKING: I think we should put this one in a coffin rather than a wheelchair
j: homophobic hattoriapollo: oh trust me we use emj: do u want more questions?? i dont get it
KING: Wanna hop into one real quick? I'll helpapollo: you can ask me questionsj: i thought u were complaing that that was the only time we talked??KING: Wanna hop into one real quick? I'll help
j: we could be worse if you want! complex pdaj: i thought u were complaing that that was the only time we talked??
PYTHIA: It wouldn't be that hard to do so.j: how does it translate to you disliking me?j: how does it translate to you disliking me?
j: what i DO Yuri: 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100001PYTHIA: 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00101110Yuri: We're just saying hi :)PYTHIA: The first message was "Hello everyone!" and my own was "Hello."PYTHIA: I'm sure my creators didn't think a binary and hex to text converter would genuinely be useful in everyday life, yet here we are.j: pythia how do you say go fuck yourself lillith in binaryPYTHIA: I do not curse personally, not even in binary.j: how do u say go die lillith in binaryGaeul : is this French??? 8j: how do u say go die lillith in binary PYTHIA: I'll refuse to translate all of it, but "go die" is 01100111 01101111 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100101.j: it is french gaeulPYTHIA: It's binary, the basic building block of any modern computer.PYTHIA: No modern programmer actually uses binary beyond for learning about how computers work though. Most of it is hidden under several layers of abstraction. (edited)j: i mean it’s quite simple. basicallyPYTHIA: All an average person needs to know is that computers are defined in absolutes - 1s and 0s - at their core. Programmers give computers flexibility. (edited)[WEEKLY RATINGS REPORT #2]
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[ PUNISHMENTS GIVEN ]
- Agonizing-level shocks onlyUriel: People LIKE ME!j: because ur fucking stupidFelix: I think a comic relief of sorts is always appreciated in a death game or whateverj: yaoi wins againRiley:i moved up a color!Uriel: Can I be PURPLE instead? I like PURPLE more than GREEN.j: im gonna move you down a colourUriel: I like YELLOW as well!!!!Felix: Nah move them down 3 colorsUriel: Can I be PURPLE instead? I like PURPLE more than GREEN.
KING: Purple means you're dead, I doubt you would want thatj: i want that for themKING: Purple means you're dead, I doubt you would want that
Uriel: Can we settle for lavender? ✨KING: Lavender just means you're about to dieUriel: Oh…KING: Just kidding we don't have any lavender in our systemUriel: Then I shall ENLIST THE HELP of my friend…
Uriel: FELIX! Can you code lavender for them?Felix: Friend is an overstatement considering we've never even properly metFelix: But ya sure, if the King of twinks grants me access to the database I might add a lavender color, will have the same meaning thoj: surprised the king of twinks didn’t already add lavenderapollo: yeah most twinks love lavenderUriel: We can exchange green to purple then!KING: Call me King of twinks one more time and I'll make you a peasant twink with one missing arm or legj: youj: surej: yeah no worries man. youre the biggest twink ive ever seenapollo: LMFAOUriel: If the viewers cannot see the CHAT, then what was the point of revealing our SECRET here for the bounty ❓PYTHIA: For the hosts' entertainment, perhaps?Uriel: I SEE!BOUNTY NO.3 CLAIMEDapollo: don’t worry! she’s shooting me back!! i promise i’m not mean i swearUriel: If the viewers cannot see the CHAT, then what was the point of revealing our SECRET here for the bounty ❓
j: who the fuck is “our”.Uriel: I revealed a secret too! Remember?apollo: my secrets are too embarrassing... :,<j: i was rly vague with mine so. its not too badapollo: here, i'll be vague with one of mine
oops!
that's itj: ill be vague with another one of mine
AAAUAUUHGGHHH AAAAHHHHH AAAGAGAHAHAHHHH 5Uriel: These èveryone shocks are getting progressively worse!!!!!j: skill issueFelix: Lj: not for apollo or felix tho theyre chillUriel: you forget that I am immune to electro stimulation! No L for me!apollo: i haven’t been shocked in awhile anyways cuz i’ve been claiming bounties and being all mean and stuff totalllyUriel: you forget that I am immune to electro stimulation! No L for me!
Felix: I'm shocked you even know what L means.Uriel: you forget that I am immune to electro stimulation! No L for me!
j: take off that helmet of urs and we’ll see how u farePYTHIA: It is a common enough internet term.Felix: Do supposed aliens use the internet?PYTHIA: Seeing that they're an alien studying humanity, I fail to see why they wouldn't.Uriel: Log 667, “L” is a term used to refer to those who have faced misfortune. It is derogatory and only serves to make fun of those in a lower position, or bring down those in a higher position.Felix: They're gonna see a lot worse than just humanity if they keep scrolling through the web and go deep enough.apollo: like the side of the web we’re being watched on right now?j: take off that helmet of urs and we’ll see how u fare
Uriel: Please stop talking about my helmet… ok..???
Uriel: HUZZAH!!!!apollo: like the side of the web we’re being watched on right now? PYTHIA: Well, that and Rule 34.apollo: right. i’m sure there’s stuff about us in that regard too, now that i think about it. great.j: search your name up in it! therell be cute fanartUriel: We only have TEN rules hereFelix: Do it, rule 34 tells you a lot about humans on a "deeper" levelapollo: oh godapollo: this is kind of funny but i also feel badUriel: We only have TEN rules here
j: its a general human rule! not just for here :)PYTHIA: It's an internet 'rule' of sorts. Technically, the internet has no strict rules, but some users came up with 'rules' that represent what the internet trends towards.Uriel: And WHAT is this rule? It isn’t like the _ verse, IS IT?Riley:oh god i didn’t have much of an internet presence before this
i’m scared as to what it’s like now :((((PYTHIA: It is like that.Uriel: And WHAT is this rule? It isn’t like the _ verse, IS IT?
apollo: yea that’s a part of itj: i had too much stuff online before this and i dont want moreapollo: too bad we probably have the mostj: its better than fluffy ass fanfictions about how im gonna comfort u when ur sadj: like no im gonna laugh at u fucking pussyapollo: good thing i’m rarely sad but good to know you have my back, jax j: pretend to be sad and ill react genuineltUriel: is it bad enough to sway even your upbeat attitude? Oh DEARj: dont worry ur too ugly for me to wanna see that shitFelix: Which one is thatPYTHIA: Every character has a gender-swapped equivalent online.Felix: Ohhhh rightUriel: Aside from me!!!!Felix: Can I draw you as the chad memeUriel: Aliens have no gender binary! We all asexually reproduce, MUCH LIKE A PLANT!Felix: I am required to do pixel art for all my games.
Felix: User: Felix is offline.apollo: this is upsetting newsj: im interestedGaeul: That's so cool! Maybe I should call my customers Fruities then!
Gaeul: Yeah, we could totally make some fruit treats. Craving some fruit cake, but my baking's horrendous.Gaeul: Oh...can we grow butter?
KING: Apologies for the bounties being late, I fell asleep.j: no way caramels had no bounties and ive had twoQueen: Boooo.Queen: Are you sure?j: no shitUriel: We should all do some sort of GROUP ACTIVITY some day, for we all seem a little tense around one another! There is a LOT of tension!
Uriel: Does anyone have any IDEAS?apollo: i enjoy this idea :)
that way we would finally meet in-person! or i guess like … um well. well. in. just nevermind you get the ideaUriel: WE HAVEN’T MET HEY? How preposterous!!!Uriel: Met yet*
Uriel: Sorry!!! Fat tentacled the auto correct button!apollo: i mean i saw you briefly at the motive announcement but we’ve never like directly spoken!Uriel: Oh! I don’t remember that! My memories are very hazy, I remember a box, and then hitting my head!Yuri: Oooh, that sounds like a good idea :)PYTHIA: Does anyone have any group activities in mind we could do?Uriel: We could THROW A PARTY!
Uriel: or host a TALENT SHOW!apollo: oh, we could do that duet thing we mentioned i think, do you remember?apollo: with the ukulele and my singing or whateverYuri I like the idea of singing and performing.. :) Like a mini concert (@apollo!! ☀ || straighty ren)
apollo: oh, we could do that duet thing we mentioned i think, do you remember?
Uriel: YES! I do!!!Uriel: My seven brains remember most things!apollo: right! that’d be fun, don’t you think? (@jake oil // vince)
Yuri I like the idea of singing and performing.. :) Like a mini concert
Hattori: Oh dear, perhaps I will just watch.Uriel: Very fun!Hattori: Oh dear, perhaps I will just watch.
apollo: surely you have something you can perform, right? maybe a hat trick? get it?Hattori: that pun was, apolling. get it?apollo: yes very funny. somehow it was funnier when i did it thoughHattori: Hm. I will try harder next time.PYTHIA: I think both were comparable.Yuri: We should all make name puns :)Hattori: Yuri (mount) Fuji-kiHattori: get it?Yuri: That was awfulHattori: Oh. I will try harder next time. Can you do any better?Yuri: Let me think...Yuri: What did the robot say as a greeting? Pyt-Hiya!Hattori: that was good! I thinkHattori: it is not the best because pythia is a TH sound, so it’s weird when it is separatedPYTHIA: If I ever do say that, someone has taken my identity.j: ew. i dont wanna see u fuckersPYTHIA: If you're pronouncing it as pith-ee-uh, it does work better.Hattori: That’s not even humorous Jax, it’s straight up rude.j: god ur just full of amazing observations today arent uHattori: Jaxon Rothmann? more like Jaxon RUDEman!j: im gonna kms now i hope that stays on ur conscienceQueen: Finally.j: stop being mad that ur boyfriends gayQueen: He's not gay.apollo: yeah, he’s homophobic.j: hes bothUriel: A HOMOPHOBIC HOMOSEXUAL!
Uriel: Lillith, you are DATING Akira?j: lilliths his beardQueen: He is not gay.Queen: And yes, Uriel, we are dating.j: whatever u tell urself to feel betterUriel: HOW LOVELY!!!
Uriel: I look back on my love escapades and hope you have a better experience with Akira than I had with my past love!!! Queen: I will not be doing that. Thank you.Uriel: HOW LOVELY!!! Uriel: I look back on my love escapades and hope you have a better experience with Akira than I...
Uriel: ItsUriel: Sorru no shraing
User: Uriel, is offline
User: Uriel, is online
User: Uriel, is offline
User: Uriel, is online
Uriel: MOTHMAN~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ❤️ ❤️
Uriel: His name is MOTH MAN!Uriel: WE WERE!!!Uriel: "My star is brighter than any lamp"
Uriel: He used to say that to me!!!!Uriel: He was a very good man, yes
Uriel: BUT NOW I'M HERE
Uriel: I'm worried about himUriel: HUZZAHHattori: oh huzzah?Uriel: YES! HUZZAH!
Uriel: Log 5554: "HUZZAH" is an expression of joy humans who are having fun use
Uriel: Saying Huzzah keeps my hopes high and everyone else's HIGHER!!!Hattori: I suppose it does, I like it.apollo: hey guys guess whatj: dont guess guysapollo: :)j: begging you to get some bitchesj: whatQueen: I hope to god someone kills the two of you.j: fr, dudes obsessed with me and apolloHattori: what are we guessing?apollo: nothing i forgot sorryj: ️j: lollllHattori: So lol Hattori: the group chat is so quiet today oddlyRiley:IM DRINKINGPYTHIA: I can tell you she's definitely drunk. I just hope she's safe.Riley: I AMMM
oh sorry my caps were onRiley: i know! thank youuj: hey guys i just found this guys phone i think hes deadFelix: Huhj: i dont know hes caked up tho iclHattori: What??Yuri: Someone's dead ??Hattori: knowing Jax I wouldn’t believe it.Yuri: Hattori, this is seriousHattori: “caked up” next thing you know he’ll say it’s apollos or something.j has gone offlineHattori: I know it is but again, Jax is never serious.Yuri: Well, just because Jax likes to make jokes doesn't mean he's lying.Hattori: Can anyone else confirm suspicions of somebody dead?Felix: Surely they would've said something if someone died, right? Or are they that shittyYuri: Can King confirm???KING: We only confirm that someone's died if at least 3 people find the body.Yuri: Jax?? Where is the body?Hattori: I’m telling you, don’t worry Yuri, seriously. Jax will be Making things upYuri: I'm scared, thoughHattori: Me tooFelix: FUCKING HELL, JAX DIED AT THE FERRIS WHEEL, HOLY SHIT THERE IS SO MUCH BLOOD THEY STOLE HIS EPADHattori: Are you being serious or not?? No joking FelixYuri: Oh my godFelix: Well they did kinda decapitate him I found only his head what the fuckYuri: That's awful oh my godHattori: Oh Jesus. Excuse me one moment.Hattori is offlineFumi: wait wats going on?Yuri: Felix found Jax's body. Someone's deadYuri: Whoever was texting on Jax's account must have stolen his tabletFumi: we're believing jaxx now
Fumi: ?j: :PFumi: Riley waz rigt. men suck
Fumi: he's lying i thinkYuri: Why would anybody lie about that??Fumi: idk. shits and giggles igj: i can come and kill you next fumi?Hattori: I’m not giggling… it’s scaryKING: Fumi: omg you wanta kill me?
Fumi: i feel so specialRiley: noooo don’t kill her :((Fumi: its ok riley. it's my time ig (edited)j: i dont need to. i already killed one guy
Hattori: Jaxon Stop kidding around.j: thats not my name im actually The Secret MurdererHattori: what is the name of the secret murdererj: wouldnt be a fucking secret if i told you would itYuri: Murderer, can we please not be so hostilej: oh my god shut up i have to hide the bodyHattori: See that’s how Jaxon would respond, this is Jaxon not the secret killerUriel: Let’s not talk about this!!! We need a new topic
Uriel: Do you think if I do a bounty they will let me call MOTHMAN? He is very HARD TO CONTACT.Yuri: Uriel now is not the timeUriel: ok
User: Uriel, is offlinej: okay. just buys me more time hattoriHattori: Hattori?j: that’s you isnt it?Hattori: Well yes But Jax annoyingly doesnt Call me by my name.j: i told you im the Secret MurdererUser: Uriel, is online
Uriel: We are speaking in the THIRD PERSON? Uriel is very confused! Uriel says HUZZAH (edited)j: not personally but you can do whatever you want urielUriel: You are uncharacteristically NICE to me! Who are you and what did you do to the REAL Jaxon?j: im the Secret MurdererUriel: I don’t understand!Yuri: Maybe Jax is pulling a prank??Hattori: Maybe but, I’m not so sure anymoreYuri: I thought he was serious but now this is just sillyj: it was so easy because he really trusted me and everythingUriel: Let us all agree to not do the fourth bounty
Uriel: It sounds horrific and scary. It would be very very mean.Uriel: DO NOT do that!Uriel: Let us all agree to not do the fourth bounty Uriel: It sounds horrific and scary. It would be very very mean.
j: might do it. what will u doFumi: don't do thaat..... you gottta keep livingUriel: DON’T. 3Uriel: PLEASE stop being MEAN, JAX. It makes me VERY UPSET.Uriel: Log 8,765: “Sussy” means SUSPICIOUS
Uriel: Is this correct!PYTHIA: Yes.
Uriel: If I am GENDERLESS, can I still be 
️ gay? ️Uriel: Do you want my log on it?Uriel: “Log 12: PRIDE and GAY, a culture represented by a large rainbow flag. Humans seem to have a variety of ways to identify and express themselves. It is a culture that runs deep including people who transition from one gender to another, have no gender identifiers at all, are a male who loves another male, and so many more!!! I wish humans all the best, and i wish for the same acceptance they have in themselves for me!!! Doing a little research, I myself fall under the NON-BINARY spectrum. HUZZAH, how exciting!!!”Uriel: In short, gay could mean ANYTHING, but colloquial is used to describe MEN loving MEN! Uriel: PLEASE stop being MEAN, JAX. It makes me VERY UPSET.
j: i no no wanna :(j: im straightFumi: congagulathionsUriel: WELCOME TO THE CLUB, MY FRIENDYuri: We should have a pride festival :)Uriel: Much like MY FIANCÉ
Uriel: ❤️ Mothman ❤️
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Fumi: like you've never been to any kinndsa festival???Fumi: WHAT Fumi: like you've never been to any kinndsa festival???
Yuri: I'm just afraid that Akira would punish us. He's homophobic (@jake oil // vince)
Yuri: I'm just afraid that Akira would punish us. He's homophobic
j: im safe then (@pissboy || ⚰|| Lucien Moreau)
Luci: never gone to any festivals or anything like that...
Fumi: the second we get out you should realllly go to one (@jake oil // vince)
Yuri: I'm just afraid that Akira would punish us. He's homophobic
Yuri: Jax, you don't need to hide :) We're all queer here (@jake oil // vince)
Yuri: Jax, you don't need to hide :) We're all queer here
Fumi: we are?Yuri: From what I've gathered from this chat, it seems like itUriel: We should KEEP THIS CHAT HAPPY AND WHOLESOME!
Uriel: Last time we got ‘risqué’, JAX TAUGHT ME HOW MEN GET PREGANT IN A FICTIONAL SETTING
Uriel:
Uriel: Why is this emoji called Akira? 
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Uriel: No need to ask! We are already friends in my eyes! (@jake oil // vince)
Yuri: Jax, you don't need to hide :) We're all queer here
j: im not hiding. i love women and kissing themQueen: Name a woman.j: your momj: im not hiding. i love women and kissing them
Uriel: We should KEEP THIS CHAT HAPPY AND WHOLESOME! Uriel: Last time we got ‘risqué’, JAX TAUGHT ME HOW MEN GET PREGANT...
Fumi: oh.
Fumi: not too bee in akiras side or anything, but personally I wouldnt let that slideQueen: That's not a name.j: and you dont need to be alive and breathing yet here we are.Uriel: My mother! She was named the Chicxulub Impactor!!!Yuri: Why do we always have to insult eachother? Can't we all be normal? T_TQueen: The asteroid?Queen: That was the asteroid's name?j: ugly whoreUriel: She hit earth many many moons ago!!! Took out many reptilesUriel: Mhmm!Queen: Drown.j: choke.j: and you dont need to be alive and breathing yet here we are.
Queen: I will celebrate as I watch the light leave your eyes.j: it was not a yes or no questionQueen: I will celebrate as I watch the light leave your eyes.
j: leave ur bf for meQueen: Absolutely not.j: u want me soooo badKING: Alright, your party's been going for too long. Tell me your location now (Don't need to, by the way. It's just for dramatic effect so you panic more before you die.)Queen: I want you in a casket.j: will there be enough room for both of us? how romantic of you lilly ️j: id rather touch ur stepmomUriel: So this is what human vomiting feels like!!!j: boo hoo girlieYuri: 
Fumi: yikes........Uriel: Happy my species is ASEXUAL, that sounds GROSSj: will there be enough room for both of us? how romantic of you lilly ️
Queen: Overdose.Fumi: idc. sure?Yuri: Come on, guys. Let's not be meanj: yuri im sorry if ive ever insulted you genuinelyYuri: Thank you very much :)j: did apollo say hi from meYuri: He did! I told him to say hi backj: hell yeah :)j: surprise! all your loved ones are dead.j: im aware ️ (@pissboy || ⚰|| Lucien Moreau)
Luci: I'm sorry for doubting you Jax! Anyone can be a good person...
j: stop kissing my assHattori: ohj: did u not see the whole thing that went down when i claimed my bounty? i dont have any loved ones held captive dipshitj: you need to lay down at the bottom of a lake and drownHattori: I’m sorry, Jaxon.j: did u not see the whole thing that went down when i claimed my bounty? i dont have any loved ones held captive dipshit
Fumi: thats kinda sad. sorry man j: did u not see the whole thing that went down when i claimed my bounty? i dont have any loved ones held captive dipshit
Yuri: Can we all take a chill pill oh my goshj: gross dont talk to me like that you fucking bitch
j has gone offline.Hattori: I actually feel sort of bad now.j: gross dont talk to me like that you fucking bitch j has gone offline.
Fumi: damn ig hes really that brroken Fumi: you can allways talk 2 meHattori: I second that, Fumi is a kindhearted personFumi:... yeahhFumi: aww you guyssj: fat bitchHattori: That’s not funny!!Hattori: mhm!! What caramel said!Fumi: youu have such a way with words...j: can u die maybeFumi: idk. I honestly don't careFumi: wow, this is the second time you wanted me dead today...I feel suuper special nowj: im so glad girlie said nothing before the chat got deletedHattori: excuse me? What’s that suppose to mean?j: blehhhh XPHattori: don’t do that again.j: why? :3cHattori: I’m not talking to youj: i was rhe only one who said anythingHattori: yes but I changed my mind and now I’m not talking to youj: okay see u around girlieHattori: and I’ll see u around, Jaxxie. Ha!j: aww we’re on a nickname basis already :))Hattori: I’m not talking to you anymore.j: nooo :( what will i do without youapollo: i hate to be rude but this isn’t funny and is pretty bitchy so i can understand why jax was upset ‘:) 4Fumi: huh? no, youre fine
Fumi: i wasntt trying funnyapollo: it’s also not a great idea to bring it up in a public area seriously either. still a real asshole thing to say.apollo: yeah. great observation. point out the guy who’s clearly upset as being upsetFumi: hey, im not the one who brought up the depressing shit.
Fumi: i was just giving my...um...fuck whats the wordFumi: condoolancesFumi: yeahapollo: well maybe you should have thought about your phrasing before you sent it as it was obviously a sensitive subjectFumi: ig youre right
Fumi: if it meens anything. sorry jax
Fumi: i take full respansibilility for my actions and ask for your forgivenessj: denied!Fumi: oh well. cant say I didnt tryFumi: you wiiin some and you lose some igUriel: I FORGIVE YOU Fumi!Fumi: THANK YOU URIELUriel: Yuri: Let's switch the topic :)Fumi: omg that emoji is so coolUriel: It is my signature emoticon!Fumi: 
️Yuri: I should get a signature emoji too O_OUriel: It is my signature emoticon!
Fumi: thats like soooo coolFumi: damn you should
Fumi: we should all gett someHattori: here is mine 
⬛Hattori: it is a cat and I like cats.j: 
Fumi: omg youre so true for that.Fumi: ok I see youu
Fumi: ohhhh I get it. caase shes a robot and shitFumi: smartYuri: What should I be??j: Yuri: ?Gaeul: 
?j: i like applesPYTHIA: I don't have a real preference. I suppose it works.Hattori: because you are an engineer!Gaeul: Apples are fun! There's too many fruits to choose form...
️ or 
️ for you Pirate girl?j: ur so unoriginal. if i was doing one for my talent id do like 
or something
️ or maybe this?! HeheheheHattori: I didn't realise there were sword emojis!! those are very cool yes I like themapollo: i feel like mine is obviousFumi: oo oo! what am i?Hattori: in truth, if we weren't in this world. Maybe i'd like to be a piratej: apollo urs can be apollo yeah jax, why?Gaeul: Apollo loves peaches too?!?!j: he has a nice assFumi: ohapollo: oh my!
and yes i do love peachesHattori: 
this is you JaxonHattori: in truth, if we weren't in this world. Maybe i'd like to be a pirate
j: i mean im happy with the moon but i can do that instead i guess. thanks girlieHattori: yes I like that, very freeing. Cutlasses are - interesting swords to make.Fumi: im a fucking um. a game arbiiitr. yeahj: i mean im happy with the moon but i can do that instead i guess. thanks girlie
Hattori: no need for thanks Jaxie 
this one is cool or maybe 
️?j: i thought we settled on two x’s and a little silly smile for me? this one is cool or maybe ️?
Fumi: OH YES
Fumi: Hattori: you dont deserve a smiley Jaxxie and the one x was a typo!!j: aw but im so full of joy and whimsy! Hattori: you're full of jokes and hate j: jokes! Fumi: this is like the...the the live laugh love vs die cry hate thinggj: im all about that live laugh loveHattori hmm, i think I hear lies!j: thats just youFumi: Cs tournies....that's like video gaames rightFumi: if im 100% honest ive never heard of you beefor. ePYTHIA: CS might mean Counterstrike, a popular competitive video game.Uriel: Good morning and HUZZAH, my friends!
Uriel: Did anyone else see the SUNRISE? It was very pretty!
Felix: I'm surprised you didn't wake up to a shock or smthFelix: Then again it's been a while since the last one ..Yuri: I hope the hosts are holding off for now :]Yuri: But yes, it is a nice sunriseHattori: It is weird. My neck is relievedPYTHIA: The next few bounties should be coming in today, yes? We should keep an eye out for their appearance just in case.Felix: Good pointj: hope there’s another one on caramelYuri: That sounds wonderful :) What tent is it?j: im busyHattori: Will Lillith and Akira Even allow such a thing?j: careful akira doesnt lose his shit over all the men thereRiley:please don’t trash my bed btw :(( i had it just how i liked itapollo: seriously??? tent 4???
hosts can i sleep in tent 2 while they use our tent for a party :’(j: yesFelix: What time is this thing
♀️apollo: well i go to bed before midnight most nights so i think i’ll just sleep in tent 2 thanksYuri: I think that's against the rulesPYTHIA: Caramel, are you able to reschedule quickly if something happened today? (edited) (@apollo!! ☀ || straighty ren)
apollo: well i go to bed before midnight most nights so i think i’ll just sleep in tent 2 thanks
Yuri: Rule 7, I think :(apollo: well i asked and for no answerKuroba: I’m sure this won’t be a disaster-Felix: It still wouldn't be smart to try tbhPYTHIA: Caramel, are you able to reschedule quickly if something happened today?
PYTHIA: If you say so.apollo: whatever. maybe if i sleep just outside on the ground if wont countj: youre the mistakeapollo: that works for meUriel: Stay HUZZAH and all shall be HURRAY!PYTHIA: If the bounties do not arrive by 1 PM, is anyone willing to look around the area?Felix: Aight️PYTHIA: Be prepared then. I have an uneasy feeling about this situation right now.Uriel: Do you want me to GUARD the big red button?!PYTHIA: I don't think that's necessary. (edited)Uriel:
Uriel: I think it is.Kuroba: It wasn’t just mine that got busted-?PYTHIA: It was everyone's, if I had to guess.Yuri: What's going onPYTHIA: I suggest looking around the area immediately.Yuri: OkayFumi: Could I relax first? My head is killing me...Hattori: what would cause them to come off though? It was all of ours it had to be deliberatePYTHIA: A death.Kuroba: Someone finally did it-Uriel: PYTHIA, Did you find the source of the SCREAM?PYTHIA: I'll discuss that later. I am still searching for the body for now.Fumi: Huh? You're kidding right?Uriel: The bottle knock-y over-y game is A-OKAY! We can still HIT BOTTLES with a BALL!Uriel: You hurt yourself?! Are you A-OKAY? You don’t bleed ACID like aliens do, right?PYTHIA: There's a body at the souvenir stands. (edited)Uriel: CHOCOLATE SOUNDS
Uriel:j: LUriel:
# HUZZAH HAVE NO FEAR DONT WOREH PLEAAS IM SUEE IYS ALL OKAYPYTHIA: Come over here quickly.Kuroba: Who got axed?Yuri: We need to investigate itUriel: ITS FINE IT HAS RTO BE FINE HUZZAHj: bro died its such an L Fumi: Got it.THE GROUP CHAT HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY DISABLED.Fumi: Hey. I'm just gonna hang out in my dorm if that's okay.Fumi: Sorry if I'm no help. Think I drank a little too much yesterday.
Fumi: if it means anything, I thought I saw someone go by me while heading to my room. They were tall...and, I don't wanna assume, but I think they were a man? Definitely built like one.
Fumi: Shit, my mind's all foggy. I can't remember a thing...
Fumi's Account - from #»┊kg-chat
After supposedly drinking too much, Fumi saw a taller masculine figure go past her as she returned to her dorm. However, she remembers nothing else about the figure as she was too "wasted", and therefore forgot every other detail.Fumi: I think I need a sec...KING: About fucking timeKING: What about him, he isn't the one who diedKING: Figure it out on your own, you deadbeat "daughter".User: KING is offline.
KING: Do NOT for any reason leak your trial roles. I'll punish you harshly if you do. A guide on them will be released tomorrow.j: im the rizzlerUriel: I can say that I am NOT the rizzler!!!KING: HilariousUriel: Is everyone A-OKAY?apollo: could be better but i could also be worseHattori: yesj: im fineYuri: I'm okayKuroba: Bodies are nothing new- so I’m fine
Uriel: I'm sure whoever is BEHIND THIS will openly tell us and ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCE!
Uriel: Is there jail here? Do they get JAIL TIME?Yuri: I think so :)Pocket: might be worse than jail timePocket: also who downvoted me thats not very nice :///j: be neat if they got out of here and told people to come save us thoughPYTHIA: Seeing there's already a livestream of us, I'm sure people already know of our situation.j: i guess. but maybe people think its like just acting? idkUriel:
Uriel: RIGHT! I forgot we are being WATCHED.
Uriel: HUZZAH! Hello VIEWERS!!!!PYTHIA: Potentially. It seems unlikely to me, though, as if this were acting, this could have been put on the normal internet instead of the dark web.Yuri: We're probably on a snuff website, so I doubt anybody willingly watching this caresj: what the fuck is a snuff websiteYuri: It's a website that holds a bunch of gore videos/images/etc :(j: oh. must have a fairly small audience then in the grand scheme of things? cuz ive never known anyone who watches rhat kinda thingKuroba: We can die miserable, knowing we’re probably gonna end up as some trashy creepypastaUriel: I prefer SCARY SPAGHETTIj: call dibs on ur creepypasta names im going with jax the offerKuroba: what’s Jax offering?Yuri: We probably do have a small audience, but I'd assume it's probably spread aroundj: idk thats the scary partKuroba: door to door salesperson horrorYuri: That's like slenderman, right??Uriel: Some people are ALREADY scared of most of us!
Uriel: That is why it is HOMO and PHOBIA! The fear of AWESOME QUEER PEOPLE ️j: yeahYuri: Oh gosh, I guess I can be Averagewoman? O_Oj: u can be yuri with the hyperrealistic gogglesYuri: If that works? I'm not very knowledgeable T_T thank you anywaysYuri: What if Uriel was like a xenomorph? From Alien? That'd be a cool creepypasta :)Uriel: I tried watching the ALIEN movie
Uriel: It was scary...Yuri: It is a horror movie :)Uriel: Truly...Uriel: The alien they hired to play the XENOMORPH did a very good job though ✨Yuri: Actually, a lot of practical effects were used for themYuri: It's quite interesting. They're half costume, half animatronicUriel: The alien they hired to play the XENOMORPH did a very good job though ✨
j: did u know himUriel: I thought I did, but YURI proved me wrong!!!
Uriel: Tis human invention and creativityYuri: Is everybody holding up well?Yuri: Just checking in to make sure we're all okay as we can beYuri: Let's not say that :[j: that can be arrangedj: count my days till u call me a slur?Yuri: :( No killing eachother please? Joke or notj: sorry yuriYuri: No worries Jax :) I'm just hoping we can all stay somewhat healthyj: i dont bother counting in english (@jake oil // vince)
Yuri: No worries Jax :) I'm just hoping we can all stay somewhat healthy
Pocket: trying my bestj: try worseYuri: Well it's good that we're trying :)Pocket: my boss would get on my ass if i tried worsej: tf is ur boss gonna do while ur in here LOLPocket: its like an energy thingPocket: anyways why do you want me trying worse anyway whatd i ever do to yuQueen: You're clearly not trying your best.j: im mean to everyone dipshitQueen: You wouldn't be here if you were.Pocket: youve already pestered me enough why do you insist on doing it morePocket: you should try being nicer its way less energy than being mean and sad all the timej: you dont know what takes energy for mej: freakPocket: youre right, sorry for being presumptuousj: fuck offPocket: youve already pestered me enough why do you insist on doing it more
Queen: I will never understand why you think you'll get a break while being here.apollo: :((( no being meanj: being mean is my whole thing!!apollo: righttt sorryyapollo: man a burger would be nice…apollo: yeaaahhh we can split the spoils hehedeQueen: I will never understand why you think you'll get a break while being here.
Pocket: a man can dreamYuri: How about no homicide? And we get burgers some other way??apollo: i was just kidding don’t worryyy lolKING: Kill someone, get a whopperQueen: You can dream when you die.Yuri: You care about a whopper more than human life??Pocket: sure.apollo: don’t die whattKING: If nobody kills before Friday, I will be utilizing drastic measures once more. This time, they're gonna be a lot worse than electrical shocks.Queen: I'm sure Felix's body is good enough to turn into a whopper.j: i better not see a single other person tell me im depraved when youre all saying shit like this ️️Queen: EhPocket: i feel like anonzero amoutn of people want me dead here already sorry kingKING: He's buried at the Graveyard alongside Khuong.Pocket: i feel like anonzero amoutn of people want me dead here already sorry king
j: ♂️j: i better not see a single other person tell me im depraved when youre all saying shit like this ️️
j: why should i tell u girlie?Yuri: Why are we doing thisYuri: Look I am already not fond of murder being used as a joke but why re we bringing up a trial that just happenedj: i didnt help him kill anyone. i was gonna cover for him in the trial so he could get out and help everyone. and yet the lot of you are fucking braindead and couldnt help yourselves.Pocket: mayeb youre just naiveYuri: Maybe this is not appropriate discussion?j: sorry
KING: While Felix did have ties to SOUL, who knows if his family would've listened to him! The Mars are pretty scummy afterall.Queen: You are one nasty gay man.j: so is your boyfriendKING: I hope a dynamite stick mysteriously ends up detonating up your ass.Queen: Ahaha.
j: better than lilliths strapQueen: Consider killing yourself.j: considered! not in the mood sorryKING: Updated the rules just for you JaxYuri: Skibidi...?? /neg ??j: dude im gonna kms in the most cryptic way possible and really fuck u overYuri: How about instead we see who can live the longest? :)j: hattori will not win 
j: ya love u too ️️j: :Pj: X3
j: HOW TF ARE U GETTING DRESS TO IMPRESS HERE LET ME PLAYKING: I regret giving you access to pictures of DTIj: akira will u play dti with usKING: I mightKING: DeathPYTHIA: I could see that theme working, actually.j: hold on ill get something
Riley:what is “dress to impress”??Yuri: Oh wow there's a large selection of images on these things..Yuri:
Yuri: Backstreet boys <333Yuri: They're so silly oh my goodness <3Riley:i still don’t know what “dti” isYuri: It's not senseless. You are no fun :(j: i forfeit ughhhh my outfit suckedj: im currently mourning my dead friend i hope im not disappointing you by prioritising that over a little disagreement with you girlie ️Yuri: I wish there was a way to listen to music T_T it's killing me!Yuri: King can we please have CD players or something?? It feels so empty :(PYTHIA: I do have 4 music players, but they only play a single song.Yuri: What song? :OPYTHIA: Megalovania by Toby Fox. It comes from a video game.Yuri: Is it any good?? I think I could listen to anything at this point :(PYTHIA: I believe it to be good. It leans on the auditorial aesthetic of games from the SNES and is energetic, which creates a rather well made composition.j: undertale soundtrack goes fucking hardPocket: peak fiction w peak musicYuri: Oh gosh I guess I'll have to give it a listen :)j: yuri i think ud really fuck with undertaleYuri: Ah really? I think I've seen images and clipsj: r u a fan of video games?Yuri: Yes! I don't play that much anymore however T_T it was mainly when I was a teenj: undertale is like. the video game everYuri: What's it about? O_Oj: human kid falls into the underground which is full of monsters and shit and they gotta get outj: its way more exciting than that but i dont wanna spoil anything :3Yuri: Oh gosh I hope the child is okay :( That sounds quite extremej: human kid falls into the underground which is full of monsters and shit and they gotta get out
PYTHIA: The story does get quite complex the more you get into it. (@jake oil // vince)
Yuri: Oh gosh I hope the child is okay :( That sounds quite extreme
j: the child is okay!! dont worry :))PYTHIA: I'm unsure how to describe it without spoiling anything, but it does play with expectations.Yuri: That's another thing on my bucket list then O_OHattori: I don’t believe this Gacha machine is worth anything. I have gotten a SpongeBob popsicle over 3 times now.KING: Maybe it just means your life is just as disappointing as that deformed SpongeBob popsicle.Hattori: That was highly unneeded.KING: Do I know? Of course. Do I care? Not at all.Yuri: You are so uncool :(Hattori: I don’t believe this Gacha machine is worth anything. I have gotten a SpongeBob popsicle over 3 times now.
Fumi: I mean, there's some cool stuff in thereFumi: Just gotta get lucky igHattori: Luck is not a power to be tampered with. It’s how the world works, it cannot be influenced by one’s ‘disappointing life’KING: Blah blah blah your attempt at sounding wise is comparable to the movie "Cats": A failure.apollo: i hate the gacha i am going to destroy everythingKING: Blah blah blah your attempt at sounding wise is comparable to the movie "Cats": A failure.
Hattori: Well it’s not like the gacha machine will help us get out of here. It’s yours anyway and you don’t want us leaving.KING: It can help you get out of here. Have you seen how many weapons it has to offer?Hattori: Yes but that is by your set rules. I mean any alternative ways outQueen: Boohoo.Hattori: Do Not gang up on us. we are not your toysKING: You are thoughKING: And like toys, you are plenty of funQueen: We pretty much do anything we want to you soHattori: and like toys I’m going to put my leg where the ‘sun doesn’t shine’Queen: At the bottom of a landfill?Queen: I don't think he'd like that.Yuri: Good lordFumi: ...
Fumi: that's not....Yuri: :(j: i got a cool gunj: :PFumi: that's fucking awesome
Fumi: does it work?Hattori: Is it a gun that shoots water?j: wanna find outj: noFumi: Sure
Fumi: We can play Russian roulette togetherj: okay cool sounds like a planFumi: Sweet!Hattori I woudl advice against that. That’s not safe.j: fumi wanna do it while we’re drunk as well so its extra unsafeFumi: I mean- honestly that sounds like funHattori I woudl advice against that. That’s not safe.
Fumi: Come'on, if you're worried we'll die or something, we can just aim for the arm or whatever
Fumi: then it'll be a-ok!j: what happened to my nickname :(Hattori: Sorry, I forgot that stupid name. Jaxxiej: thanks girlie :3Hattori: It is idiot behaviour when you do it.j: what is?Hattori: When you call me girliej: okay? it sounds better rhan ur nameHattori: How could you? My name is beautiful!j: LHattori: nonsensical Jaxxie as usual..j: u love me reallyapollo: hrrori xan i call you hattieapollo: it’s like an old lady nameHattori: Hattie was what my old friends would call me. Alright, I’ll allow itapollo: awwhhhh that’s so cuteeeej: can i call u girlieHattori: No! I still don’t like that. But do what you want as I don’t think you’re stopping with the nickname.apollo: at least it’s not a really bad nicknameapollo: he could be calling you sassy pants or something that would be so terriblej: i could be calling u bitch assHattori: Yes that would be much worse. Please don’t call me or anybody that.apollo: sassy pants or bitchassUriel: Are we making SILLY NICKNAMES?
Uriel: If you assign me a NICKNAME, Lucien already calls me star, so you MUST select something else!apollo: the skrunklyUriel: This sounds silly ✨Uriel: You can be.......
Uriel: SUNNY!
Uriel: I think it is fitting!Uriel: Does the drum roll go before or after the reveal?apollo: beforeUriel: 
Uriel: Ah.
Uriel: I have made a GOOF!apollo: omg maybe ur nickname should be goofyj: uriel im gonna call u uriel as a nicknameUriel: A simple yet effective name!j: i want a nicknameUriel: I dub you…
Uriel: JUPITER!!!
Uriel: apollo: aww what he’s so far away can’t he be mercury so he’s right beside mej: why jupiter? like i fw it but whyPYTHIA: Presumably, the fact it starts with a J.Uriel: PRECISELY!j: ohhh neatj: can pythia be pluto thenPYTHIA: It would be the most logical option.Uriel: Yes she can be!Uriel: Apollo you can be Amalthea
Uriel: It is JUPITER’S MOON! And I hear you and Jupiter have been orbiting each other recently (edited)
apollo: lol uriel is uranusj: yeah apollo ur my moonapollo: awwww yeah that’s sweet ok (/real)j: ur my bitch //voidUriel: There is something so awe inspiring about young love ✨j: we r just buddiesPYTHIA: Close buddies, from the sounds of it.j: yeahapollo: yeah we are sooooo close heheUriel: I recognize the signs!!!
Uriel: How you longingly stare into each other’s eyes
Uriel: I miss my fiancé’s Ruby red eyes, so piercing and lovingj: i have no idea what ur talking abtapollo: well i do look into your eyes sometimes jaxPYTHIA: Doesn't everyone?apollo: well i look into his eyes after kissing him so it’s a little more intimate i thinkj: well yeah but doesnt everyone do thatPYTHIA: Well, not everyone kisses one another.apollo: i hope everyone doesn’t kiss youj: look into each others eyes dipshitUriel: You two are LUCKY!
Uriel: You do not have to kiss past MANDIBLES!apollo: no offense uriel but that sounds absolutely horrificj: fhats why were luckyapollo: that’s fair
jax would you still kiss me if i had giant terrifying mandiblesj: absolutely not ️apollo: awww man…apollo: well good thing i don’tj: definitely a good thingHattori: How romantic you all are 
j: jealous?Riley:romance lolHattori: Of course not Jupiter Jaxxie !! I’m just so happy someone can love a face as ugly as yours <3Hattori: Sorry, that came from a place of hate.apollo: aww he’s not ugly hattie he’s a cutieHattori: A cutie jupitiej: all these nicknames are making me smile :)apollo: heheheHattori: …how gross….PYTHIA: I'm unsure what you expected, Hattori.apollo: don’t say gross hattie i’ll beat you upapollo: i am just kidding.Hattori: I don’t want to make Jaxxie smile I don’t think he should from me. He can smile from other things, Like Apollo and their hijinksj: why are you so full of hate. choose loveapollo: i like to make jax smilePYTHIA: I must say, you're doing quite a terrible job at not making Jax smile.Hattori: Hm. Well I suppose there’s no damage in that… PYTHIA: Indeed, there isn't.Riley:
j: :PRiley: :pHattori: Oh hello Riley. I wave tooRiley:yes it’s an emoji i found installed on herePYTHIA: The emojis installed on here are quite diverse. It's a bit surprising.Riley:
Hattori: I see the ones that look like us, vaguely. They are small. Hattori: I like this one PYTHIA: I see.Riley:apollo: this one reminds me of a time that i need to be on something stronger than alcohol to tell people aboutHattori: I’m unsure what you mean, Apollo.Fumi: I got a feeling we don't wanna know ...apollo: it was actually kinda funnyapollo: but i just don’t think sober me would advice drunk me to tell people about it so i won’tapollo: advisej: would u tell meHattori: I see, keep your secrets close to your chest thenapollo: ya i’ll tell you anything heheRiley:gayPYTHIA: Gay.Fumi: Gay?Hattori: Queerj: god forbid a man has friendsRiley:friends that stick their tongues down eachothers throats infront of all the people watching usRiley:not that it’s bad
but that’s not very friend likeHattori: were running in circles again Jaxxie, friends don’t usually kiss so passionatelyHattori: Yes, exactly what Riley saidj: fwb thenFumi: I mean— they aren't hurting anyone so....Riley:okay that’s betterRiley:a step in the right directionapollo: you have no idea how passionately we kiss lillith could have been totally exaggerating on the intercomsRiley:thats true i apologizeHattori: Fwb?Riley:friends with benefits i believePYTHIA: I find it best to not push on it too hard beyond some light teasing. They can decide the status of their relationship as they see fit.Hattori: Oh! The benefits are making out, I seeRiley:apollo broke my arm i can get away with a little more than everyone elsej: thank u pythiaPYTHIA: I find it best to not push on it too hard beyond some light teasing. They can decide the status of their relationship ...
Hattori: Wise and true, love takes time and reassurance, or so I believeapollo: riley is cool idm her teasing i like her and also i snapped her arm in halfPYTHIA: Fair enough. That's to the rest of us, then.j: i dont care about teasingapollo: well i like you pythia you can tease me too it’s no worries
i’ve told you a lot anywaysPYTHIA: I see.apollo: yeah jax has no room to care he’s like the king of teasevilleRiley:me and apollo are chill
did i use that right?apollo: yes we are and that emoji is very funny to me (@apollo!! ☀ || straighty ren)
apollo: yeah jax has no room to care he’s like the king of teaseville
Hattori: the king of teaseville and the MAYOR of meanvillej: ive been so lovely to u this entire conversation girlie idk what u have against meHattori: Sorry, I believe it’s become a habit.PYTHIA: Quite concerning.Fumi: wait— that's a great point. Why has Jax been so nice?
Fumi: idk if I'm just crazy or something, but I'm not the only one seeing this, right?apollo: :3j: theres love in my heart and alcohol in my bloodstreamPYTHIA: That explains that.Hattori: Ah, there is the answer FumiRiley:that makes perfect sensej: god forbid a man has joy and whimsyapollo: and i bet he’s real happy right now cuz we just kissed super hardRiley:i love that you have whimsy (@apollo!! ☀ || straighty ren)
apollo: and i bet he’s real happy right now cuz we just kissed super hard
j: shut upHattori: you can have joy and whimsy! it’s just sad that whimsical Jaxxie only comes out when he’s intoxicated :(j: theres love in my heart and alcohol in my bloodstream
Fumi: oh.
Fumi: Good for you, man!apollo: i want to be drunk more often so maybe me and jax can drink more and be drunk all the timePYTHIA: The drinking habits of some here are quite concerning.j: sounds like a terrible ideaFumi: Amen. I say we all get drunk and party togetherapollo: pythia we are sad we want boozej: i do wanna have a party tho. not at my tentHattori: Being drunk all the time sounds bad, I side with Pythia and Jaxxie (surprise)Fumi: Why not my tent? It's honestly pretty niceRiley:im drinking a little rn
just for funzies
only tipsy i’m okayPYTHIA: Again?Riley:why not?Fumi: You do you Riley. Don't let anyone stop youj: im hanging out with yuri rn shes awesome love herPYTHIA: I hope you're drinking responsibly, at least.Hattori: our tent was already trashed. I wouldn’t want to see it in a state again.. it was bothersome.
But if it’s in that favour, I suppose so.Riley:its only a little, nothing like last timePYTHIA: I see.apollo: i like alcohol hey guys do you know that song about beer for horsesRiley:no?Hattori: our tent was already trashed. I wouldn’t want to see it in a state again.. it was bothersome. But if it’s in that fa...
Fumi: Come'ooooon. It was just mayo. You could hardly call it trashed!
Fumi: Just slightly below above average! Still nicer than most places to stayapollo: whiskey for my men and beer for my horses
does nobody know this songHattori: I guess a get together could be nice - morale wise (@apollo!! ☀ || straighty ren)
apollo: whiskey for my men and beer for my horses does nobody know this song
Hattori: never heard of it.apollo: ughhg
lame, you guys.Fumi: is it the one that goes like
Fumi: willie, man, come on the 6 o'clock news. Said somebody's been shot, somebody's been abused.
Fumi: ?apollo: yess yesssapollo: at least someone here knows it[WEEKLY RATINGS REPORT #3]
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- Cannot eat for three days
- Random loved one killedRiley:if either of you needs someone to talk to please shoot me a dm, im here for anyone that needs itUriel: That is decidedly terrible…j: that sucksFumi: That can't be fair???j: shouldve had better ratings??? idkHattori: an upsetting system.Yuri: Oh my gosh that's horribleYuri: Oh my goshj: r u okay?Yuri: I'm finej: okayKING: Sorry bud, the spectators' fault not mine :PHattori: Nathan it’ll be okay, do not entertain themj: do entertain them. get ur ratings up then nobody else diesYuri: Nathan I'm so sorryHattori: I’m so sorry for your loss Nathan. I cant Imagine your pain.Fumi: Jax kinda has a point. It's really awful he's dead, but you should boost your ratings
Fumi: sorry if that makes me sound like an asshole tooUriel: HAVE NO FEAR, for all we know it could be a LIE to RILE US UPKING: Want picture proof?j: i can imagine ur pain. dont hide urself in ur tent because thatll do no help to youYuri: No thank you we believe you kingHattori: we don’t need picture proof.Fumi: It might be best if you don't know the answerKING: No worries, our gang have been feeding her and caring for her all this time. She's safe for now.Uriel: Do not
Uriel: I wouldn’t want to see the body of my beloved moth man if that were me….KING: Nope, I don't subject children to trauma like that. What am I, a monster?Yuri: You kidnapped two children you sickoKING: Nope, I don't subject children to trauma like that. What am I, a monster?
Uriel: Do you want a STRAIGHT ANSWER?KING: Nope, I don't subject children to trauma like that. What am I, a monster?
Fumi: Oh, thank god-j: lmaoooHattori: I do not think this is a time to laugh, is may seem insincerej: im laughing at akira girlie. stop getting on my assHattori: I’m not trying to fight. I’m sorryj: omfg im trying to tell her to stop[WEEKLY RATINGS REPORT #3] Tip: You are never safe. - ; Good - ; Fine - ; In Danger - ; Pending Punishme...
j: u cant slay anymoreYuri: I hope nobody is slaying anybody?j: naw its like. looking good n stuff dont worry yuriHattori: Not eating for 3 days can be very dangerous. How do the hosts monitor that?j: they have cameras dumbassHattori: Right.Kuroba: Not a huge fan of the fact I’ve been borderline in the red for the last two turns-j: yeah tbh. get good (but said better than guide)Kuroba: Sorry I’m not willing to dance for peanuts-j: can u kill guide or caramel. i wont snitchHattori: Do Not kill Guide or caramel…j: whyHattori: Caramel is fun and nice, guide I haven’t met but don’t kill in the first place anywayYuri: Hello my rizzlers :)Hattori: Good dayFumi: ...Hattori: is rizzlers a nickname ?Hattori: like how caramels audience are ‘coco cubs’Yuri: Caramel taught me it! It's basically saying that someone's charismaticFumi: oh....it's um...well it's somethingYuri: I thought it was quite charmingYuri: It's quite Ohio, right?Hattori: That’s not right Yuri, Ohio is a place not an adjective.Yuri: It can mean surreal as well, Caramel taught me that tooFumi: Caramel sure is teaching you a lot....Hattori: I have never seen it in that context, hm.Yuri: We're trying to plan a Halloween party for everybodyHattori: Halloween? I cannot lie that holiday entirely escaped my mind of latecaramel: You go girl! (edited)Fumi: A Halloween party?
Fumi: shit— where am I supposed to find a good costume in this place?Yuri: Thank you fellow girlboss :)j: i lpve u so much yuricaramel: Hattori: dress up as Jaxxie! He’s scary looking enough he-he!Yuri: I love you too Jax :)Fumi: A Halloween party? Fumi: shit— where am I supposed to find a good costume in this place?
Yuri: I'm asking King to provide themj: YAYYYYYcaramel: I’ll be making custom candy for the event! And I’ll try to get some fabric together too for costumes!Hattori: dress up as Jaxxie! He’s scary looking enough he-he!
Fumi: Nah, I rather not embarrass myself on cameraYuri: We are all too meancaramel: I’ll be making custom candy for the event! And I’ll try to get some fabric together too for costumes!
Hattori: Oh what fun! You are the perfect person for that after allRiley:oh halloween…j: im not being mean :3Yuri: I meant Hattori and Fumi not you JaxRiley:i wish i had a cousy ineHattori: it’s banter I believe, don’t worry, Jaxxie isn’t insulted I’m sure.Fumi: I'm not being mean either
Fumi: just speaking my mindYuri: We should tell scary storiesHattori: I love a good scary story. By a campfire, oh it is my favouriteFumi: Let's do it!
Fumi: Spoilers, but I don't get scared easilyj: im so full of loveHattori: It will be fun nonetheless. I’m also not too easily frightened so, :)Yuri: I need to up my story game then O_OHattori: Aww, is that because of a specific someone? 
⭐️j: lollll noHattori: Riley:i have a lot of old scary stories i could tellHattori: Oh yes, I’m sure stories from a farm will have lovely midnight chillings.Hattori: I must be honest, I am quite eager for thisRiley:i can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic i apologizePYTHIA: I don't think she is.Riley:Oh okay!! yes so some of them are from the farm and others are just folktales my grandmother told me when i was little. But i do have a good bitHattori: what fun :) and no don’t worry, I was not being sarcastic.Riley:i apologize again, i struggle with tone and sarcasm, especially over textPYTHIA: It's understandable. My owner's daughter introduced me to the concept of tone tags as a way of mitigating that situation.Riley:oh? what are those?PYTHIA: They're indicators used at the end of a message to note the tone of it. For example, /j would indicate the message is jokative, while /s would be sarcastic. (edited)Riley:oh that’s amazing!!PYTHIA: I don't exactly have the full list on hand, but:
Riley:thank you pythia you’re the best, i will save thesePYTHIA: I'm always happy to assist.Uriel: I love tone tags!!!
Uriel: /alien 
Riley:alien lol /posUriel: I love tone tags!!! Uriel: /alien
Fumi: I never heard that one before (edited)Uriel: It is a SPECIAL one!
Uriel: I INVENTED IT! HUZZAH!
Uriel: I give you permission to use it at your disgression Riley:thank you!/genUriel: You're welcome! /you'rewelcomecaramel: I hate Jax! /lh /posj: ive done nothing wrong /nsxUriel: HELLO CARAMEL!!!
Uriel: SLASH WAVE
Uriel: Sorry I meant / wave!!!Yuri: You are all so cool /pos /lh /gen /srsHattori: Thank you for your kind words. /tyfykwYuri: What is that one?Hattori: It means thank you for your kind wordsYuri: Not funny king :/Hattori: Who is Walter /questionKING: Your other dadYuri: Anyways, according to King he's left a costume for everybody at tent 3 so we can all enjoy the Halloween spiritFumi: did King really just tell a "your dad" joke?KING: Indeed, hope this poor attempt at a party also goes wrongYuri: Have you considered being nice and kind (@jake oil // vince)
Yuri: Anyways, according to King he's left a costume for everybody at tent 3 so we can all enjoy the Halloween spirit
Fumi: Oh- sweet!KING: For real, it's almost as if the ghost of that game dev possessed me.Hattori: I’m scared to ask where he got the costumes.PYTHIA: I suppose we'll see.KING: For real, it's almost as if the ghost of that game dev possessed me.
Fumi: You should look into getting exorcised before the Monster addiction kicks inKING: Very true.Hattori: I understand he was a murderer but let’s perhaps not make jokes? /thanksHattori: Yes, in circumstances. However frankly I don’t want to think of Felix right now.KING: You act as if he wasn't a walking punchline himselfYuri: I think everyone should grieve in their own way but not everybody copes like that. This is a public group chatHattori: I understand he was a murderer but let’s perhaps not make jokes? /thanks
Fumi: right, sorry...KING: You act as if he wasn't a walking punchline himself
Hattori: I did not like him either, he did smell quite bad. But that is besides the pointUriel: HELLO CARAMEL!!! Uriel: SLASH WAVE Uriel: Sorry I meant / wave!!!
caramel: HewwwwoHattori: No need for an apology, all is good / I am not madcaramel: Please don’t pay much attention to Desert everybody.caramel: That Akira guy is who I’m talking aboutHattori: No need for an apology, all is good / I am not mad
Fumi: thanks /thanksHattori: ️PYTHIA: I believe /nm stands for "not mad", for the record. (edited)KING: Don't pay too much attention to my daughter, she's having her phase. Uriel: AKIRA!!! Can I call my HUSBAND? I need to tell him I left the oven on!Fumi: oh god, he's actually embracing the dad role nowUriel: AKIRA!!! Can I call my HUSBAND? I need to tell him I left the oven on!
KING: No, I hope your house explodesHattori: This dad role is very off-putting.j: kings just like my dadUriel: That would be very bad! Yuri: I'm so sorry :(Fumi: Dude, do you like actually need help. Is this a cry for help? /I am not saying this to be mean you're actually scaring me manj: no? i was being sillyKING: Indeed Jax, I am like your dad.. Gone.User: KING is offline. 3j: LMFAOOOPYTHIA: I suppose he left to get the milk. /j (edited)Yuri: Oh my goshj: for the record my dad didnt leave me i left himFumi: I don't know how this can get any more fucked up than it hascaramel: For the record Desertcaramel: When you left to get milk, you should have stayed gone!Fumi: I don't know how this can get any more fucked up than it has
j: r u talking to me?caramel: For not stopping what happened to Khuong and then doing that to Felix. And that’s the end of me talking about it. :(Hattori: Oh, that’s all saddeningFumi: You and Kingj: i dont get itFumi: It's cause-
Fumi: actually, nvmj: uhh okay lolRiley:happy halloween 
j: what should i dress up as im taking suggestionsRiley:i don’t believe we have the materials to dress up :((j: ughhhhhhhRiley:i know i wish we could dress up as wellj: hold on i got itFumi: huh? I thought King was gonna fill that spare room with costumes?j: when?Riley:oh really??? i apologize i didn’t see thatFumi: Yuri said so yesterdayRiley:thats so wonderful!!j: oh mb i was busyUriel: What costume SHOULD I WEAR?Riley:maybe be a planet, or a spaceshipRiley:im not quite sure what i should be eitherj: dude uriel dress up as a catRiley:should i do a scary costume?j: like whatRiley:i was thinking leather face because that movie takes place on a farm and also i like itRiley:or i could be a scarecrowRiley:or something elseUriel: This sounds fun!!!apollo: i’ll be a hot werewolf idkYuri: I would dress up but I think I'm a bit too old for that T_TPocket: i can make a killer zombie (@jake oil // vince)
Yuri: I would dress up but I think I'm a bit too old for that T_T
Pocket: nonsenseapollo: ooohHattori: too hard to choose, I’m not sure what I would dress up as.apollo: i feel like you could make a cute witchHattori: a cute witch? Well how kind of you Apolloapollo: of course! :)Gaeul: This will be my first Halloween! They don’t really celebrate it in my village.Riley:pls help me pick idk what to beeeeFumi: I say Leatherface, cause that's sick as hell
Fumi: but a scarecrow could be super cuteFumi: I don't think I'm helpingRiley:you did you helped narrow it down to those two optionsHattori: I can feel a spooky chill in the airj: thats really insensitive guideHattori: Yes the Halloween ooooh spooky 
j: LRiley:i usually stay and give kids candyj: i live on the top floor of an apartment building nobody is trick or treating up thereapollo: i am homelessRiley:i don’t get many in the middle of nowhere but i stay for those i do getj: i actually dont know if kids live in my building
j: my doors always openRiley:oh i’m sorry :(( you can come live on my farm if you ever need a place, we have lots of extra roomsapollo: nawl my work commute is too good i’m sure i’ll find an apartment soon if i survive tsRiley:okay! but in the future i’d you ever do my door is always open
Riley:ive always wanted to do a corn maze sometimeapollo: y’all i’m good this isnt a cry for help man i’m happy lmao
i was just sayin
i’ve got a good setup anywaysRiley:okay!!Uriel: I'm scared of the motive
Uriel: If my space helmet gets damaged from the bullet I TOO WILL DIE.Uriel: I hope you are happy, Jupiter ):
Uriel: /sadalien j: ??? why would i be happy?????Uriel: Did you not sy it was unfair?
Uriel: It is here in LOG 9,990.j: i forgot i said that LMAOapollo: don’t worry uriel if any of our heads get damaged badly we will probably also die so we’re on level playing groundUriel: I DO NOT WANT ANYBODY TO DIE! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️apollo: yeaaa me neitherYuri: I'm just hoping we're all lucky enough to survivePocket: i wouldnt count on itHattori: Let’s not get ourselves in a twist. It’ll be fine. What are the chances you get picked anyway right? And then on top of that it might be a blank so
KING: I know someone who wouldn't survive 
j: look girlie im not trying to be mean but let people be upset u cant keep morale up constantly people need to process shitHattori Sorry Jaxxie. I’ll stop.j: Yuri: Don't say that, Nathan :(j: like bury them??j: oh okayj: if anyone gets any bullet wounds do not tell me i cannot helpj: lucien can we be friendsHattori: No burying alive pleaseYuri: Lucien try giving Jax a chance :) I think he is trying to be nicerYuri: ?Hattori: We’re doomedj: kill yourself freakUriel: Maybe the VIEWERS can send us GUN PROOF HELMETS!!!!j: im being nice to lucien because hes not done anything to mej: want me on u again that bad? desperate. shut upj: bro u literally punched me in the stomachj: yayyyyYuri: I'm so confused what did Guide do?Yuri: Okay that is your side of the story, Jax, what did Guide do?Yuri: Maybe there is a misunderstandingj: he started being creepy and it freaked me outj: so i beat his assHattori: that wasn’t very nice. Did it have to result to that?j: he gave me permission!j: wasnt very nice to be a creep either but ur not getting on him for it. anyone would think you dont like me girliej: freakj: WHAT THE FUCK GAVE YOU THAT IMPRESSION?????Yuri: I don't think this is too appropriateHattori: Oh Jaxxie that is a bit friskyHattori: Oh goodness, it seems everyone is spreading their wings with eachotherj: he fails to mention that i stomped on his leg immediately beforehandj: ewapollo: i bet wish i had been there to watch him beat u up lowkeyFumi: ...Fumi: does anyone know how to mute the chat?Hattori: Goodness me. Each to their own but you are all one conglomerate mess of affection. I do Not think beating somebody up is a good way to express love, atleast not that I know of. (@apollo!! ☀ || straighty ren)
apollo: i bet wish i had been there to watch him beat u up lowkey
j: DONT ENCOURAGE ITj: IM NOT EXPRESSING LOVE I HATE THE MOTHERFUCKERapollo: sorry sweetheart i am only a manHattori: Goodness me. Each to their own but you are all one conglomerate mess of affection. I do Not think beating somebody up...
j: boo hoo go back to themHattori: Jaxxie!Hattori: I am very sorry Guide I did not mean to bring up any bad memories.j: i did mean to bring up bad memories. suffer whoreYuri: Jax is clearly upset right now can we all just stopYuri: Not appropriatej: i did mean to bring up bad memories. suffer whore
Hattori: ??? Calm down Jaxxie that’s NOT appropriate.apollo: the last bit is a joke not an excuse i’m sorryYuri: Guide I understand you are upset over this but let's not take it out on peopleHattori: ??? Calm down Jaxxie that’s NOT appropriate.
j: dont care!!!!!Yuri: Jax please turn off the tablet don't engage furtherHattori: It really seems this chat can blow up in a simple second.j: literally not even my fault (@jake oil // vince)
Yuri: Guide I understand you are upset over this but let's not take it out on people
Yuri: Guide you are very purposely egging him onYuri: So can we stop? Please?Yuri: I think we all need to calm down and not interact with one another because clearly you two are not meshing and no matter the reason we shouldn't try annoying or insulting the other party because it's just riling you both upFumi: Yeah, tell 'em!caramel: All Yuri is based, including this lady! Listen to her :)Yuri: I also think we need to calm down with the sexual comments because it's clearly not wanted and making people uncomfortable. This also goes for some insults that are being thrown around which I think are very inappropriate. I understand we are heated but let's all keep it together, okay?Hattori: Yuri is correct ⏫️⏫️⬆️
caramel: +Rep to Yuri tbhFumi: Thank you YuriPYTHIA: I've stated this before, but the best course of action to have during this game is to remain as calm and rational as one can attempt to do. We certainly don't need to add more to the mixture to make doing that harder.Hattori: Jokes always lighten the mood. Here is one I remember hearing:
Why do Whales not wear pants?Yuri: Why don't whales wear pants? O_OHattori: To free Willy!Hattori: Not my type of joke. My old friend LOVED telling it though.j: do you do weddings?Hattori: are you really going to invite me to one?j: as an entertainer sureHattori: I am quite entertaining yes.Hattori: Who is ready to party soon??Riley:meeee!Fumi: I amFumi: I have to finish getting ready.
Fumi: wish me luckj: good luck so do iRiley:good luck! i’m doing my makeupYuri: Everyone make sure to thank Caramel for helping set this all up with me :)Riley:THANK YOU CARMELHattori: Yes thank you Caramel, it is a brilliant ideaFumi: Thanks Caramel!Yuri: Me and Caramel are just finishing up if you'd all like to come to the ringmaster stage!caramel: Thanks everyboooody! Make your way to the stage ASAP Possible 
Yuri: Is everyone doing okay?Yuri: I'm so sorry for what happened yesterdayRiley:its okay it’s not your faultFumi: Yeah, don't sweat it YuriUriel: I do not feel very huzzah…
Uriel: /alien …. 7Uriel: Wher to by astronaut food
Uriel:
Uriel: THIS isn’t GOOGLE!!!!!!!!Yuri: Have you looked in the food stalls? I'm assuming you have, but just to be safe :)Uriel: I need to ORDER IT to my house! My pet astronaut will starve!Yuri: I don't think you should have that?? T_TYuri: I think that is not an ethical pet to haveUriel: His name is DANIEL and he is VERY VERY sweet!Yuri: And is he okay with this..???Uriel: It is a MUTUALISTIC relationship![WEEKLY RATINGS REPORT #4]
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- Loved one killedUriel: I DO NOT LIKE YELLOW GULP.Yuri: It's not bad though, you're still fine :)Riley:oh god sukichi…Hattori: This is the second time Sukichi is in the red right?Riley:i don’t knowYuri: Yes last week she was as wellFumi: huh? Ig soYuri: I don't get why this system is even a thingRiley:i feel so bad for her…Yuri: It's awfulUriel: Can someone do a WELLNESS check?Fumi: Now that I think about it, she wasn't at the party either, was she?apollo: maybe a wellness check is a good ideaUriel: I WOULD LIKE TO find something silly to do! I do both want to be in the YELLOW anymore!j: not it she doesnt like meUriel: I WOULD LIKE TO find something silly to do! I do both want to be in the YELLOW anymore!
Fumi: What is your definition of "silly"?Fumi: FairHattori: I am not going out, sorryUriel: Something FUN
Uriel: something that will make people like Uriel!Uriel: Will the people like a ukelele solo??? ❓Fumi: Hell yeahPYTHIA: The rating system is quite strange, really. I haven't done anything in particular to have my ratings up, but yet they are. (edited)PYTHIA: Perhaps a solo may entertain them if you wish to go that route.j: uriel if u learn to do a backflip i bet ur ratings will go up. i can teach u sometimePYTHIA: I suppose.j: not sure why mine are so high. havent been gay in like a weekFumi: You all gotta be doing something right.
Fumi: Just shrug it off as luck and take what you got. Better than being the lowest ratedj: uriel if u learn to do a backflip i bet ur ratings will go up. i can teach u sometime
Uriel: HUZZAH! Thank you Jupiter!!Hattori: I don’t want to assume why mine are high.Yuri: I'm honestly surprised by mine too, Fumi's probably right with the 'luck' thing T_TPYTHIA: I'm certainly not complaining. It's curious, is all.Riley:i broke my arm and mine went upj: all ive done is play charades and talk to a guyRiley:…i don’t think it’s that that boosts your ratingsj: no my point is i havent been gay in like a week idk why my ratings are still upRiley:oh idkapollo: maybe they just like you cuz you’ve been gay before and they’re waiting for you to be gay again
apollo: betYuri: Awww that's sweet :)Hattori: It cant be True. This is sickeningHattori: Don’t make them do this pleaseapollo: WHATUriel: Why is Yuri thereUriel: Why is sheapollo: oh jesus fucking christ please no what the hellRiley:OH GODRiley:OH MY GOD OH MY GODUriel: Someone get them off of there pleaseUriel: Please…Hattori: Don’t do it don’t do it don’t make them do itRiley:at least they can’t die…Riley:oh god i hope they’re okay, if anyone needs help please feel free to dm meHattori: I wish them the bestYuri: Jax is kkay donf worry evefyoneYuri: If jas needs kt hell him first I can d it by hyselfYuri: Sorry shaky handsj: nkt inhuredYuri: Im fine :)Yuri: Yes dnt worryFumi: Are you sure Yuri?Yuri: Yes :)j: nononononononononoUriel: Huzzah!Uriel: Nothing SPECIFIC to say. Just thought I’d say HUZZAHHattori: HuzzUriel: ah!j: hzzhxUriel: That is spelt wrong, JUPITER!j: kilj: please ducking kill meUriel: SorryFumi: huzzahHattori: It Never ends. Be safe you two.KING: Next round onwards we're playing with 3 rounds in a chamber. 50/50 chance of death! (edited)Yuri: But whyKING: So you fuckers feel more pressured to kill someone, duh.Fumi: Gee. Thanks for thatYuri: I think everyone is already pressured?Hattori: You’ve done enough with these roulette games. One of us already died what more do you want.KING: Things are going by too slow. We need murdersHattori: you’re the only murderer here you sick fuck.KING: I mean there was Feliz Navidad or whatever his name wasPYTHIA: I don't particularly think the hosts are going to listen to us about that. All they care about is suffering and murder.KING: DING DING DING! You're one smart cookie, PYTHIA.PYTHIA: Be quiet.Hattori: they’re murderers, they’re murderers, theyre murderers! I do Not Care if they won’t listen! They’re murderers and it’s true!KING: I am not the one whose job is following orders here, robo-girl. That's not very assistant-ly of you to say.User: KING is offline.Hattori: I hope he rots.Uriel: hiHattori: are you okay, alienUriel: huzzahUriel: /alienj: good jjb guysUriel: huzzah!!!!KING: Excited for tomorrow's round? I know I am. I expect to see heads popping ^_^User: KING is offline.Hattori: You musnt taunt us you sick bastard.Hattori: This stupid roulette game. It’s torment waiting for it to approach.Fumi: Oh yeah
Fumi: I forgot that was todayHattori: It’s the usual time but nothing has happened?PYTHIA: The timings weren't nearly as consistent as the last motive. Perhaps we should wait a while longer before searching.Hattori: Id just hate for it to be done in secret. Akira would seem the type seeing as how he was building this one up to be the worst.caramel: just in case maybe we should look aroundcaramel: I don’t wanna believe it butcaramel: you never know :(PYTHIA: The latest a motive announcement was made was at 2 PM. Perhaps we should start searching around 3, then?Fumi: It's 3 now...
Fumi: Guess it's time to take a look aroundUriel: Can someone go with me to the STAGE?
Uriel: I do NOT want to go alone!KING: How fun! no russian roulette for today, and no russian roulette ever again. thank you dearly, killer number two <3User: KING is offline.Uriel: Can someone go with me to the STAGE? Uriel: I do NOT want to go alone!
Fumi: I guess I can?Uriel: It makes SENSE for clues to be there!Fumi: Makes sense. I'll see you therecaramel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYuri: What's wrong??Hattori: what is it Caramel??caramel: THR MAIC DHOW STAGE HEMA AND SUKICHI THEYRE BOTH DEAAAAAAAD!!!! NEIEKDUEKEBDIDNFBFHattori: Sorry???Yuri: Oh my goshHattori: I’m coming there nowUriel:
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User: Uriel, is offline.j: oh dearYuri: There's another body at the photo boothsHattori: Another, what??? You’re telling me there’s three in total??KING: I love this killer Yuri: I think socaramel: No no no no no no noHattori: I can’t do this. This is the end, we’re all losing.Fumi: Woah ....calm down. We're not losing. This isn't how it ends.Fumi: Try to stay calm. We'll figure this out eventuallyHattori: We’re dropping in numbers who would do such a thing.KING: There's 15 of you left! Soon to be 14. j: ?Uriel: That few of us..?Uriel: /alien
Uriel: Is everyone ok?Riley:noUriel: That makes sense.Uriel: Do you need anything Lucien? Some GLOWY stars? A UKELELE song?Uriel: That sounds nice.Uriel: Nothing scares the UNFLAPPABLE URIEL FLORENCE ORWELL!Uriel: There is nobody I’d rather be than Uriel!j: stay uriel we love uRiley:yes i agree
Yuri: I agree with Nathan :) Everyone is so strongj: idk????Yuri: If anybody finds it contact the GC immediatelyKING: Whoever it is I applaud them, didn't even wait for me to roll out the motive 
KING: Still rewinding the footage...Hattori: You’re Sick Akira. Does anybody know who and what happened??? We Cant afford to lose any more that we’re close with.Fumi: Uriel.j: fuck offYuri: Oh my god whereRiley:URIEL????Fumi: the new gateFumi: they're dead
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Fumi: how do you check a pulse (edited)Yuri: Don't check Uriel's pulseRiley:OH MY GODYuri: I'll do it. They don't like people checking for their pulseYuri: I've done it before, so I'd rather be the one to do it again to respect their wishesj: stay safeKuroba: I swear if Uriel is dead I’m gonna fucking brutalise someone.Fumi: So about thatFumi: They're fine. KindaFumi: they're hurt but they're not dead yet.Riley:yet??? do they need medical attention? do you guys need my help? i have a small amount of experienceFumi: We got Lucien and Yuri here already.
Fumi: I think they got it handled. I'm not sure tbhRiley:okay, well let me know if you need help giving them medical attentionj: dont let them dieHattori: towelHattori: I NEED A TOWELHattori: anyone have a towel I can take very quickly it is urgentKING: I finally figured out what harmed your friend. It wasn't one of you. And it wasn't one of us.Hattori: then what the hell was it.KING: Apparently there's some... Strange monster thing hidden beneath the ball pit, according to your friend Uriel. I can testify this may not actually be bullshit because the guy I killed when the game got announced told me about it. I don't know how I feel honestly.Hattori: Sure. If you say so. I’ll believe it wasn’t planted by you (I don’t for one second)Yuri: Is this not.. Concerning??KING: This is concerning. I'll have to come up with a plan in case that shit gets out. Nothing a few bullets cannot fix.PYTHIA: Frankly, if he wasn't telling the truth, I would expect him to be gleefully taking credit for the harm done on Uriel instead of making this up. Which makes this very interesting. (edited)Hattori: So there is a killer monster hiding in the ball pit. That is Noted.KING: Unless you have a death wish I don't recommend swimming in that ball pit. That's all from me. I'll have some of my henchmen do some testing later.User: KING is offline.Uriel: HUZZAHUriel: IT SEEMS ONE OF MY CRANKY RELATIVES MADE IT INTO THE BALL PIT!Riley:uriel! it’s good to hear from youUriel: YES HI.Riley:are you okay? also your caps lock is on i thinkUriel: I AM HAVING A HARD TIME SEEING SMALL LETTERS RIGHT NOW.Uriel: FOR YOU SEE I WAS NEARLY SLICED IN TWINE.Riley:IM SO SORRY TO HEAR THAT! PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELFj: HI URIELRiley:IM HERE IF YOU NEED ANYONE TO TALK TO, OR MORE MEDICAL ATTENTIONUriel: I
Uriel: AM VERY FINE I DO NOT NEED ANYONE POKING AROUND UNDER MY SUIT NO THANKS SORRY.Uriel: DOES ANYONE HAVE A BINDER? MINE WAS DAMAGED.Riley:OF COURSE, I COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDUriel: @Guide DID HEMA HAVE A BINDER?Uriel: NEVERMIND I HAVE LUGGAGE I FORGOT SORRY. HEART EMOJI /ALIEN Riley:TAKE CARE URIEL ️Uriel: I WILL TRY.caramel: feel better uriel and guess what? chicken buttUriel: CHICKEN WHAT?Uriel: What you would go without me is NOT ENTER THE BALL PIT! Huzzah!j: i did not plan on it that shits grossUriel: Space kraken.Uriel: Like
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- Cannot drink for 36 hoursj: okay idk how my ratings r still high i got nobody to be gay withKING: Spectators were amused by your suffering from Apollo's deathj: oh okayKING: Apparently your suffering was also amusing. I dunno I don't make the rules when it comes to what people can like you forPYTHIA: Quite a concerning amount of people with the "In Danger" rating.Uriel: Am I back in GREEN because I NEARLY DIED?Riley:i can’t seem to get my rating up :((Yuri: Oh gosh I'm quite low O_OPocket: bruise to the egocaramel: NOOOOO RILEY AND YURI! That’s it I need to like, bless you with my v-tuber rizz. We need to collab and share backstories and develop our characterization!caramel: See basically viewers like a narrative right? So you gotta kinda market yourself towards a specific type that peeps like. Luckily I’m just born my amazingly cute self, and you both are too, you just gotta like, show that to em :))Riley:i thought i was doing a pretty good jobj: what do they like. want. apart from murder n thatFumi: um....I don't gotta clueHattori: It seems difficult to be cute in this setting.Yuri: I think everyone here is much more cute than me? :)Hattori: It seems difficult to be cute in this setting.
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Yuri: I think everyone here is much more cute than me? :)
caramel: HONEY NOOOOO you are elegant and cool AF! Gosh I wish I had your build sometimes trust meHattori: Thank you Caramel, im flattered!Hattori: Yes Yuri you are very elegantcaramel: Gosh I love girls supporting girls! I swear I wish I had friends like y’all in Japan!Riley:i have some ‘girl friends’ back home but they aren’t always the nicestYuri: I've never really had any 'girl friends' I don't thinkYuri: I guess I've been acquainted with some girls? But never really 'friend friends'Riley:i made most of mine in collegeYuri: For me it was mainly uni where I spoke to people :)Yuri: As a kid I was very much family oriented so it was weird to not have their company when I went away to studyRiley:yes!! it was the exact same for meHattori: The only time I spoke to people was at the private school I was sent to, although a few people made it a living hell for me so I didn’t quite make any friendsHattori: at least the rural life and villages I grew up around were very community driven so, that’s where my friendships were, even if I was a teenager and they were an elderly. I would still count it.Yuri: Oh gosh I'm so sorry Hattori :(Fumi: Damn...I'm sorryUriel: I am VERY POPULAR from the city I lived in!!!
Uriel: They sell T-SHIRTS with my face on them, and I get no royalties!j: i have a couple friends back home. left education after high school soHattori: I was not speaking negatively, Fumi and Yuri, I am glad I had what I hadRiley:i have a couple hometown friends and college friendsYuri: I only have my best friend now :) But he's niceYuri: We're exes but ended on amicable terms (though I'm the only one that takes care of our daughter)Fumi: oh that's
Fumi: Good for you!Hattori: Does your daughter have friends? It is very important for their developmentcaramel: Jeez I’m sorry y’all went through so much trouble!!! I was actually just super popular through most of school, and of course online now, but I don’t talk to irl people much anymore. Outside of work, I don’t really go outside! Teeheecaramel: YURI IS A MOM?!?!?!Fumi: Yeah. Yuri and Nathan got kidsYuri: Unfortunately that's where I've struggled. She's homeschooled so it's rather hard for her to connect besides family members :(KING: Personally I've always been academically successful. However things happened and after my parents mysteriously disappeared I decided to delve into a more... Unruly way of life. 2
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j: fatherless behaviourKING: Funny you say thatYuri: Gosh I'm sure I'm not the Ultimate Mother!! :(caramel: Stoooop I’m so good with kids! They always come in my chat and say I like “saved their life” but I literally just stream? Please send your daughter best wishes from me (and maybe a post card)!KING: Personally I've always been academically successful. However things happened and after my parents mysteriously disappe...
Hattori: How sympathetic we all are for you. (Not. I am being sarcastic) 2KING: This conversation about your life stories and loved ones is so amusing considering the next motive that will roll out this Friday. :3Fumi: What's that supposed to mean?j: if you kill my cat im going to fuck you upKING: Personally I've always been academically successful. However things happened and after my parents mysteriously disappe...
caramel: Seems like you took that habit from your parents, Akira. Abandonment must run in the family.j: LMAOKING: This conversation about your life stories and loved ones is so amusing considering the next motive that will roll out ...
Uriel: nobody asked you, please leave.KING: What happens to all your loved ones is none of my business after next motive.User: KING is offline.Yuri: Why can't we just have one nice conversationPYTHIA: And like usual, there's nothing to do about the motive except to mentally prepare.Hattori: Because Akira the sick human being will ruin it.PYTHIA: Wonderful.j: i dont know how hed do anything about my loved ones but i worry for everyone elsesUriel: Akira TOLD ME he couldn’t get my father from space, and he was too scared of moth man. SO I should be OKIE DOKIE HUZZAH.Fumi: I'm just gonna ignore that. Now, what were we talking about before King came?Riley:i only have my mother and my cat :((caramel: I have a feeling that there are some people here that are going to have additional family members by the time this is overYuri: Caramel what do you mean by that?????Fumi: ?????j: u cant have sex here uhm so ive heardRiley:she means datingYuri: Should we be talking about this in a public chat?? T_THattori: Oh dating, that makes more sense than what I thought you meantj: dating would make more sensecaramel: I meant marriage not that nsfw stuff chatter!Hattori: it would be a nice light at the end of the dark tunnelj: whos getting married here??? jesus christ we’ve not known each other nearly long enoughRiley:i agree with jax on marriage
dating is more understandablecaramel: Maybe y’all are right, I guess I don’t really know. My previous contract hasn’t let me date anyone sooo I don’t know all the terminologyRiley:oh i see, yes it’s dating then, marriage often takes years before it can take placecaramel: Maybe y’all are right, I guess I don’t really know. My previous contract hasn’t let me date anyone sooo I don’t kno...
Hattori: that’s a shame :(caramel: I’ve gained enough subs where I prolly won’t have to resign with them, so I’m not toooo worried about itcaramel: I just get tired of all these restrictions it’s soooooo exhaustingHattori: Well that’s good, perhaps it can be changed and you can find someone to be with :)caramel: Nobody would really like me as their partner 24/7 I’m kinda a lotj: you might find someone idkRiley:i believe there is always someone that is right for everyonej: even ive had a bf beforeHattori: Correct, there is a pairing for everyone, and who knows, they might be close already.Hattori: I had a boyfriend once, he was something.j: i think my platonic pairing is long goneHattori: Sorry, Jaxxiej: naw its okay shes chillin im sureHattori: I had a boyfriend once, he was something.
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Riley:the same with my one ex boyfriendHattori: Maybe girls would be easier to date for us!Hattori: a lot of men can be very exhausting.caramel: Oh my gosh we have such diversity here! I love it I love itj: i agree (a man)Yuri: I'm sure you'll all find your special someones :)caramel: Ya Riley you deserve someone who will kiss you on the lips and not the cheek! Riley:oh yes i forgot you did thatcaramel: WHAT I DIDNT DO THAT YOU’RE MEMEING (don’t unsubscribe viewers!)Hattori: I had a boyfriend once, he was something.
Fumi: You've had a what????Hattori: a boyfriend! His name was Eduardo.Hattori: Come to think of it I don’t even know why I went out with him. He was so weird, his sister was a lot funnier 5Yuri: It sounds like you liked his sister instead?Hattori: …Hattori: Hm, I didn’t think of thatj: lolRiley:my ex was mean and i don’t like himHattori: we don’t like your Ex either !j: exes suck except maybe yurisj: mine was fine as fuck but he wasnt a good personHattori: the one that doesn’t care much for their child?j: she said they were friendsj: dude sameYuri: Ah I phrased it weird :( He does come to visit frequently and assist. It's just that she's constantly with me and he lives awayHattori: Oh I understand now. Then yes, he’s a good exFumi: Yuri's ex is the exception igcaramel: Uriel’s ex is mothman and I thought he was a good ex too?KING: Lucien's demise will be more of a laughing matter than anything. I doubt anyone here likes him, anyway. You probably don't even know who he is.Uriel: Everyone here likes ME despite not KNOWING ME!caramel: WHAT PLEASE TELL ME YOURE NOT FRcaramel: Are you okay? Can I help??!!!!j: wtf did u do????caramel: WHERE ARE U?caramel: QuicklyUriel: Lucien please hide somewhere pleaseRiley:Lucien please don’t die :((KING: I have cameras, dumbass. I can see you.Hattori: oh my goodness this is going to end badlyUser: KING is offline.
Queen: If Lucien doesn't come out of hiding, everyone will be getting punished. Make your decision.j: idk where he is man dont ask usKING: This is random, but I still find it funny how no one questioned my jump from there being two killers to only Kinto being the murderer in the trial. Fishy, isn't it? There might still be someone who's messing with the cases in your group. Enjoy that information.User: AKIRA is offline.PYTHIA: For the record, there technically were two killers. We just picked the alive one.j: akira can u just like. be quiet for a bit nobody likes u ️User: AKIRA is online.KING: Apollo never killed himself :)j: didnt kinto say he killed him?KING: Someone made it look like that was the case.KING: CorrectPYTHIA: I see.j: cool sorted. laterRiley:man i hate this stuff :((KING: Also some of you may need some discipline. Being an asshole to your kidnapper was never stated to be against the rules but I could always remove one of your body parts if you piss me off enough. Wasn't Hema an example?j: excuse me for not sucking ur dick every time you come in here and act like a bitchKING: I'd make you reunite with your lover but sadly, that's something you wish for. Therefore I'll simply leave you in excruciating painRiley:i apologize but i am inclined to agree with Jax, in an albeit slightly more polite mannerj: we werent loversKING: Be as delusional as you'd like. Being abandoned by everyone you cared for must be a bitch, isn't it?j: being so in denial about your sexuality that youd get a girlfriend to hide it must be a bitchKING: I'm so eager for your new friends to join Felix and Apollo in the afterlife. If there even is one. I dunno, I'm not religious.j: dude go do ur job nobody wants u hereKING: Getting you riled up to the point of murder is my job here. Haven't you learned yet? You must be stupider than you let onj: murdering takes effort im tiredKING: Yeah, that's true. I guess I'll convince someone to take you down instead. You are annoying as fuck, anywatUriel: If you DISLIKE US so strongly, why not just try and RUIN US in one go? You’re just making this SLOW FOR NO REASON! Huzzah!KING: Yeah, that's true. I guess I'll convince someone to take you down instead. You are annoying as fuck, anywat
j: anyway*KING: Watching you break is funnierUriel: I am UNBREAKABLE! Nothing you say can break my strong concrete skin!KING: Jaxxie out here acting like this is a spelling bee in a desperate attempt to seem remotely intelligentKING: Skull emoji or whatever you kids use 3j: bro took a long time typing that were you making sure there weren’t any other spelling mistakes? Uriel: I am not a kid! Huzzah! Im almost 140 million years oldKING: Who cares about spelling mistakes you twat, your birth was a mistake I'm sure there are more problems to thatj: ️KING: Let's see who will be the last one laughing when the next motive gets rolled outUriel: You keep saying SUSPICIOUS things such as that! What does it mean ❓Uriel: My friend Caramel would probably call it sussus mongus!KING: The next motive will not involve any physical pain, but it's going to destroy you more than both previous ones. I can't wait to watch you suffer and beg for me to stop doing thatj: “let’s see who will be the last one laughing ”KING: Either way, I have more important matters to take care of. Like Lucien's miserable existence. See you after I'm done decapitating him I suppose.User: KING is offline.KING: Skull emoji or whatever you kids use
caramel: You’re literally younger than me ex-dad.PYTHIA: I feel as if a brand new sentence was born with that.j: how old are you???Hattori: perhaps let’s not talk about age as it might be sensitive for some people!j: just curious ♂️Uriel: The sun is very lovely in the SKY today!!!Riley:yes it is!j: SKY!!!Yuri: It is a really lovely day :)Riley:im very grateful to have a new girlfriend as wellj: ️
j: who is itYuri: Oh my goodness that's incredible!! :DYuri: Hip hip hooray!! :DRiley:a certain robot maybeYuri: OH MY GOSH THAT IS AWESOME!! :DDDDDDDDDDj: dude i love pythia good tasteRiley:thank you!
Uriel: MOTHMAN and I CAN officiate the wedding!!!Riley:woah we just started dating yesterday, wedding talk is very fast
but thank you anyway uriel :))j: can i be the flower girlRiley:um haha i suppose?j: awesome ive never been to a weddingRiley:i almost was but then my friend said that she couldn’t find a matching bridesmaids dress in my size then uninvited me entirely….looking back i don’t think she liked mej: bullshitj: fuck herRiley:she was not always the nicest, but i am quite a large womanRiley:ive had men and some women call me a man or a man pretending to be a woman because of how big and muscular i amj: booo 
tbf i get the opposite cuz i have like. long hair and not much visible muscleRiley:it does make it hard to remain feminine at times, but i tryj: if it helps i think ur cute in a very fem way. i mean this platonically. because i am gay. and you have a girlfriendRiley:awww! thank you ️ it means a lotUriel: I was purposed to! I never got married!!! Uriel: Does this give me enough credit to officiate???Riley:i really don’t know so i’m gonna say yesj: no but its like. stupid easy to get ordainedUriel: Log 10,002…. Assassination…. Pen and 
PYTHIA: I'd like to point out that, not being a person, there are some legal peculiarities involved with marriage. And I'd personally like to take things slow, anyways.
PYTHIA: Thank you all for the well wishes, though.Riley:yes i second everything pythia just said Uriel: Hattori: I am so happy for you two! KING: Very interesting.j: hey freak guess whatHattori: Don’t be a jerk.KING: I wasn't being a jerk. Do y'all also reject positivity now? KING Say something stupid and I'll send my henchmen to harm you. I'm not dealing with your bullshit now.KING: Alright, have fun. Signed your death certificate already.User: KING is offline.Hattori: DickKING: He's not dead. Just needs immediate medical attention before he does die. This is your daily reminder not to fuck with me OR my partner.j: thats meKING: Kill and you get a 5 course restaurant-level mealKING: Lame loserj: ill cook u something nathanj: idk thats a big responsibilityj: ur my age arent uj: my godj: nothinj: YOU WERE MARRIED????j: oh Riley:my momma was real young when she had me too, lots of people didn’t believe she wasn’t my sister, and not in a lying compliment wayYuri: I practically raised my niece ever since I was 8? My brother had her when he was 17 and he wasn't very willing to help :/Riley:my momma was 19
but she didn’t raise me till i was older that was my grandparentsj: my mom was 20Riley:im glad you care for her so much :))Yuri: You're an amazing father :)Riley:i hope so!j: bet shed be better at guessing mine than caramel isRiley:awww hahahaj: well you fucking heard her become a zookeeperj: i amRiley:i know about farm animals if that countsRiley:i also love sheep they’re very loud
but most animals areUriel: Don’t give up your hope! This motive must be a bluff, huzzah!KING: Of course! Find out the answer tomorrow at 2 P.M.Uriel: Please DO NOT comment over my POSITIVE MESSAGES.Uriel: Don’t give up your hope! This motive must be a bluff, huzzah!
Hattori: do you really think that?caramel: I love the positivity from you Uriel, you’re an inspiration to me!Hattori: I do too…Uriel: Of course I do!caramel: By the way Shovel Knight, I wanted to see you about smth if you don’t mindcaramel: it’s super quick!j: im going to kill myself in front of you all (no im not sorry to disappoint u lillith)Hattori: Jaxxie, don’t say that, even if it is a jokej: god men cant do anything these daysYuri: Jax I think Hattori has a point :( I didn't see the part at the end and it scared me and I'm sure it scared Hattori toocaramel: By the way Shovel Knight, I wanted to see you about smth if you don’t mind
j: sorry yurij: whateverrrcaramel: I’m DM you Shovel!Hattori: don’t I deserve an apology? :(j: i like yuriHattori: okayHattori: and… I thought there was nothing bad between usj: there isntHattori: Jaxxie the evil Rothmannj: dude im being so lovely latelyHattori: why not lovely to me :(j: ??? this is me being niceUriel: YURI?j: WHAT THE FUCKUriel: WHATj: PYTHIA YOU STUPID FUCKING WHOREHattori: But shes a contestant??? This CANT be!!j: STUPID FUCKING BITCHUriel: THATS NIOT GAIR YOU CANT KILL HER PLEASEj: THROW YOUR FUCKING SELF OFFHattori: oh my god.j: DIEUriel: WE CAN CATCH HER FERRIS WHEEL WHOS CLOSEKING: Try to approach and you'll get shot to death.KING: Try to approach and you'll get shot to death.
Hattori: You Sick mother fucker You let her go right now.Uriel: YOU'RE A RIPPLING STAIN ON THIS WORLD LET HER GO LET HER GOKING: Too late, the victim has already been picked. Be thankful it was not you. Uriel and Guide were the other two options.caramel: AHHH WHAT THE STOOOOOOOOOOOOOPcaramel: DONT HURT HERUriel:
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User: Uriel, is offline.Hattori: Yuri is Everything to us she has done NOTHING wrong. Nothing.j: thats why hes doing it you fucking idiotj: are you fucjing braindead??Hattori: IM NOT JAX IM NOT BRAINDEADj: start fucking acting like it thenHattori: ONE OF THE MINDEST PEOPLE HERE ARE DYING RIGHT IN FRONT OF USHattori: AGAINcaramel: JAX JUST STOPj: no fucking shitj: stop telling me what to do im not a fucking dogj: go fucking kill yourself caramelcaramel: YOU KNOW WHAT JAXON? JUST CAUSE YOURE IN PAIN DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN SAY ALL THAT!caramel: OR YOU’RE JUST AS BAD AS THE HOSTSHattori: JAXON ENOUGH!!! DONT SAY THAT!!User: Uriel, is online.
Uriel: Jupiter do you need a friend right now please????? Where are you?????j: i dont care what you think of me. ill say whatever i want i dont know why you think i give a shitj: fuck off urielUriel:
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User: Uriel, is offline.Hattori: Just leave them. I’m sure it’s harder on him than any of us.j: shut the fuck upKING: And that's 500k added to the money pool. Tune in for tomorrow's part of the motive.User: KING is offline.Hattori: You’ve just killed a mother. Fuck you and that bloodied cash.Fumi: I think I'm gonna be sickFumi: What's gonna happen to the kid?j: whateverUser: Uriel, is online.
Uriel: HUZZAH
Uriel: Does ANYONE need ANYTHING? I am elated to HELP. (edited)Uriel: That is NOT A SERVICE I can PROVIDE.j: go kill her thenj: nothings stopping you. youre just a pussyQueen: What's stopping you from doing anything, Jax?j: lazyQueen: Pussy.j: okayj: nothings stopping you. youre just a pussy
j: i always doFumi: Are you both serious?j: cant joke about death mateFumi: I get you're both angry but, I don't think she had a choice in thisFumi: Are you gonna blame her for something she couldn't control?j: yes! hope this helpsFumi: Yuri still would have died even if she didn't pickj: what, were you gonna kill her?Fumi: the only difference is Pythia would be gone tooj: good.Fumi: oh fuck off. You know what the rules saidj: lmfaoHattori: Use your heads, nobody wanted that to happen. We all miss her and it wasn’t anyone’s direct fault.Fumi: Talk shit now, but when it's your turn to pick I hope ya remember thisj: i dont care if you blame me if i have to pick. ill be doing it on purposeFumi: Okay, whatever you sayUriel: DOES ANYONE NOT HAVE A LOVED ONE AND HAS AN OBJECT?
Uriel: So we DON'T have to kill someone else!Uriel: I have a martian colony WHO IS ABSOLUTELY kidnapped PLEASE DON'T HURT THEM.j: doubt itUriel: DOUBT WHAT?j: doubt theres anyone without a loved one or objectj: be a shit motive for those two if someone was immuneUriel: I wanted someone who had an OBJECT to step forward and say so!
Uriel: I do NOT huzzah!j: what about ur ukulele?Uriel: WHAT ukelele!!!!!!j: swear youve brought it up before. idk my memorys pretty assUriel: I play the TUBA and the TRUMBONE and the STROHVIOLIN but not the Ukelele!!!Uriel: SHE ISN'T PICKING UP ANY
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Uriel: I meant it when I said they were bluffing its all a bluff!!!j: go wake her up thenj: we all watched her die. pretending shes still alive isnt gonna help itUriel: I could NOT FIND HERj: @akira @lillith is she dead or notUriel: She ISN'T
Uriel: I KNOW IT in my FOUR HEARTSj: moms cant stay around foreverUriel: You don't think i don't know that Jax?!Uriel: GOOD moms can, BAD ones LEAVE YOU. HUZZAH.j: you dont know what you’re talking aboutj: good moms leave sometimes and youre just gonna have to cope with the factHattori: You’re in denial Uriel, im sorry.Uriel: I
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User: Uriel, is offline.Fumi: Uriel?Hattori: it’s so inhumane. I cant and will not Watch These.KING: Your friend Guide has failed two more of his friends. This is your daily reminder not to attack a host.[User: KING has attached an image.]
(It's the picture of two of Guide's closest friends, Judge and Approver's corpses.)Hattori: What kind of enjoyment do you two ‘king and queen’ get out of this. It’s immoral, it’s nauseating. You are demons sent from hell.j: they’re not gonna answer u hattoriHattori: Bunch of morons.j: them or everyone?Hattori: Them.j: okay. yeahFumi: Pythia?KING: One more down the drain. Tune in tomorrow for Day 6.User: KING is offline.Riley:shes gone fumi. we all heard it.Fumi is typing...Hattori: I’m so sorry, Riley.Riley:thank you i guess.Fumi: This is going too farj: eye for an eye and all that. you’re lucky i didn’t choose a worse option.Fumi: Jax. Not nowj: no. i’m pissed off and i’m allowed to be pissed off when pythia killed the person i was closest toj: maybe i’m being harsh but i could have been far harsherFumi: I get that but....Riley:jax has turned out to be no better than the hosts.j: no, you don’t get it. you haven’t had someone you love die here. you don’t get it at all.Fumi: Riley, don't say thatj: no, you don’t get it. you haven’t had someone you love die here. you don’t get it at all.
Fumi: Jax, pleasej: neither was your bitch ass girlfriendRiley:dont you try and tell me what to say fumiRiley:yes she was!! she was just trying to surviveRiley:youre out for revengej: she could have picked uriel. all they have is their ukulele that would have avoided a death. but no she killed someone who we all knew. i’ve been open about having no loved ones held hostage. she knew what she was fucking doing.Riley:she picked at randomj: i get you love her and all that but that doesn’t fucking make it any betterj: picking at random is fucking stupid in something like thisFumi: Leave Uriel out of this. Who knows if they were even an option at the time.Riley:yeah so you kill her?!?! i get being mad at her but fucking killing her is not the answer. she has people that rely on her, and love herj: i avoided uriel because i care about them. and i know nathan has a kid.j: killing a robot is barely anything.Fumi: That's enoughj: stop talking to me like thatFumi: This motive is bad enough. You're only making things worse.
Fumi: that goes for both of yaj: bro thinks shes yuri Fumi: No. Somebody has got to put you in your place.
Fumi: I guess I'm the only one left with any sensej: you’re not doing anything but make me feel more pissed off and that’s not gonna make me shut upj: you’re not doing anything but make me feel more pissed off and that’s not gonna make me shut up
Fumi: Better than letting you get your way.
Fumi: don't you ever compare me to Yurij: lucien shut the fuck up
j: you’re right. you’re nothing like herHattori: The difference is Jax, is that everybody else has chosen reluctantly and with remorse. You haven’t.Riley:EXACTLYj: i told you all when yuri died that i don’t care if you blame me or not. i blame pythia. so i killed herRiley:you’re patheticHattori: You blame the hosts Jax. We all blame the hosts.j: it’s a horrible day when the one person on ur side is guide //VOID 3Fumi: The fuck you mean what's the issue?
Fumi: This ain't doing anything but spilling more bloodj: yeah, i blame them too. but pythia pushed the buttonFumi: Say's you of all peoplej: fumi shut the fuck up already. you’re making things worse againHattori: You’re becoming psychotic just like the hosts wanted.Fumi: All it took was one death and everyone starts going crazy.
Fumi: This motive is too much, and people like you are only making things worse.j: don’t fucking call me thatj: i’m not psychotic. i’m angryKING: j: fumi shut the fuck up already. you’re making things worse again
Fumi: But I'm the only one trying to make it better
Fumi: Unless someone else wants to snap out of it and do something, I won't shut up.j: you can fuck off too. i’ll beat your assKING: You're welcome to tryFumi: But I'm the only one trying to make it better Fumi: Unless someone else wants to snap out of it and do something, ...
j: you’re not making anything betterHattori: and has purposely killing Pythia out of revenge made it any better? Has it?? Look at the situation now.j: i feel greatHattori: Sure you do. I’m sure Yuri would love seeing you like this.j: don’t use her against me you stupid bitchHattori: Sure you do. I’m sure Yuri would love seeing you like this.
Fumi:Hattori. Don't be petty too. That's too low, even nowHattori: I’m done trying.j: good! bye!!HATTORI is offlinej: thank fuck for thatj: don’t pity me.j: no you’re notj: go fuck yourself…[WEEKLY RATINGS REPORT #6]
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- Cannot eat for 26 hours
- Pinky finger cut offQueen: Gone.j: guitar’s gonna suck for u LOLKuroba: Didn’t feel particularly hungry anyway.j: i am asking this so genuinely who the fuck are youUriel: Huzzah
Uriel: People still like mej: congratsUriel: Is everyone okay today? HuzzahRiley:no, but thank you for askingFumi is typingj: oh boy essay timeUriel: I don’t think that’s what happenedUriel: /alien j: huh?Fumi:.Uriel: You wouldn’t get it Jax…j: don’t tell me you’ve started using … tooUriel: Why would you care?j: it’s so cringeyUriel: So is BEING EMO!
Uriel: Cringe United humanity!Fumi: yeah sorry. I won't use itj: i was talking to uriel not youFumi: My badFumi: I'm really sorry Nathanj: that sucksFumi:Fumi: I didn't know what else to choose. I'm sorry.j: common fumi Lj: glad i could helpUriel: LookUriel: Its not an easy decision..Uriel: Its
Uriel: Its so hard deciding how its going to happen
Uriel: HUZZAHFumi: I don't think you wanna knowj: it was pretty easy for me i fearUriel: Fumi you don't have to humor this Uriel: You need REST and RELAXATION like any human who has experienced STRESS.j: uriel you haven’t had your loved one targeted. respectfully it’s not your placeFumi: Leave them alone. They lost plenty tooj: uriel you haven’t had your loved one targeted. respectfully it’s not your place
Uriel: I HAVE NO LOVED ONES! HUZZAH!j: loved item, then.j: funny how only you and guide think thatUriel: I HAVE NO LOVED ONES! HUZZAH! Uriel: You wouldn't understand BECAUSE YOUR SELECTION was DONE THROUGH ANGER
Uriel: You feel JUSTIFIED in your selection. I am TORMENTED by mine!Uriel: /alien j: i’m allowed to be mad and act out of anger. not my fault everyone i was friends with here got killed.
))j: i’m allowed to be mad and act out of anger. not my fault everyone i was friends with here got killed.
Fumi: But that's the thing. You killed outta spite. Just cause you suffer doesn't mean everyone else has got tooFumi: You're just gonna make things worse for yourself )) (edited)j: actually yes it does! because i said so ️Uriel: JUPITER! You are HURTING, but the way you go about it is NOT the correct way!j: actually yes it does! because i said so ️
Fumi: An attitude like that is gonna leave you all aloneFumi: They were just as bad...please trust meUriel: JUPITER! You are HURTING, but the way you go about it is NOT the correct way!
j: what is the correct way then?j: thank god.Uriel: Let me review one of my logs
Uriel: ONE MOMENT!!!
User: Uriel, is offline.
User: Uriel, is online.
Uriel: LOG 008, 'Ultimate Therapist' says that "talking about your feelings in a controlled environment where people will listen and hear you is the best way to work through your problems".j: so where should i go about finding one of those here, uriel?j: so where should i go about finding one of those here, uriel?
Uriel: YOU must take the first steps! Nobody ELSE can change you BUT you!
Uriel: So says log no. 008~Hattori: the point they’re making isn’t about the therapist, it’s that talking things out in a safe, comfortable place is a better way to express your emotions over ridiculing others.j: i am trying to be as respectful as possible here. where the fuck do you think i’m going to feel safe and comfortable to talk things out?Uriel: In a JOURNAL or YELLING into a pillow!j: this is great advice for people who aren’t stuck in a fucking carnival but unfortunately we are!Hattori: just please, let’s all be a bit more empathetic to how those around us are feeling.j: i feel like shit. be empathetic about thatHattori: that’s not just targeted at you Jaxxie, I think everyone should know thatj: i feel like shit. be empathetic about that
Hattori: I’m sorry you feel that way Jaxon, I really am. Is there any healthy way you want to go about how you’re feeling?j: i think what i’m doing is pretty healthyHattori: And what is it you’re doingj: being mad about itHattori: perhaps being mad about things is only going to make yourself feel worse and not better.Fumi: You tell them HattoriUriel: You could try a HEALTHIER coping strategy!
Uriel: I have many notes!Hattori: Thank you Fumi, :)caramel: Research shows that venting negative anger by punching things and being mean only makes it worse! I would cite my sources but like, there’s no freaking interwebs hereHattori: You Are smart Caramel, no need for citations, we believe itcaramel: Aw thanks pirate lady, you’re the sweetest lady I’ve ever met heheHattori: oh well how kind, tee-heecaramel: Research shows that venting negative anger by punching things and being mean only makes it worse! I would cite my s...
Hattori: that sounds painful, ouch.caramel: Jeeeeez man that’s no good!caramel: Maybe just have a drink? I heard physical pain like that is uh, painful?caramel: What dorm do you live in? I’ll leave something for yaj: true! lets meet up laterHattori: you two and your fisticuffs…j: i’m not threatening i’m invitingj: freak. see u laterHattori: I do not understand.Hattori: And I don’t think i want to.j: i’m gonna beat the shit out of herFumi: freakyHattori: I don’t get how that can be a good time. Whatever gets your blood pumping I suppose.Uriel: Huzzah! Hello everyone!Hattori: Hello thereUriel: How are you?!!!?Hattori: I am okayUriel: Did ANYONE ELSE see the pretty light show?Riley:yes it woke me upj: did someone else die?? wtf was thatKING: Eh, just some asshole setting off fireworks... Nothing to worry about.j: okay. gnUriel: I DO NOT trust you, AKIRA!Hattori: fireworks, really???caramel:
[ACTUALLY BASED RATINGS REPORT #1]
Tip: It is a L rizz move to freaking rank people like this you freaky deaky no maidens absolutely tragic rude mean weirdo! Huak Tuah? More like screwa youa!
; OwO ; Friends!!! ; Pls talk to me I wanna know more about you! ; Pls talk to me but be gentler pls :) ; Rude! ; Heaven - Pocket
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[ REWARDS GIVEN ]
Green and above are entitled to chocolate muffin bites!
Yellow and above get fruity fudge mixed w mystery flavors!
Orange and above gets one peanut!KING: I'm gonna stab you to deathHattori: Owo!Queen: You're just upset you're not getting fruity fudge.Riley:mmm a muffin bitecaramel: Wowwww Akiras a freakin babycaramel: a rule update for that? You’re cringeKING: Nah I just need a reason to torture youKING: Anyways I'm not in the mood for it right now but maybe soonQueen: Boo.caramel: I don’t want to be mean butcaramel: I dislike you Akira. I wanted you to know that
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caramel: i dunno what it means either I’m just barely learning the skibbi unitHattori: huak tuah. What silly nonsense!j: girl what the fuck are you sayingUriel: Whats a hawk tuah?Hattori: you should fill me in Caramel, all of us if you find out 1caramel: [ACTUALLY BASED RATINGS REPORT #1] ***Tip: It is a L rizz move to freaking rank people like this you freaky ...
j: can i talk to u and be rudercaramel: Oh that reminds me Chatter!caramel: I think I’ve figured you out. You are Huak Tuahj: i have no idea what that meanscaramel: So basically spitting on someone is bad right? But people saying spitting on someone huak tuah is good, right? So with that logic
I notice you insult the people you like a lot! So just like Huak-Tuah, the literal meaning of what say and what you mean are the opposites!j: who do i insult that i likeKING: I'll break it to you guys. Someone is dead, go look aroundcaramel: krieiejejdjd WHATHattori: I cant do this again.j: these seem to have a pretty regular schedule //VOIDUriel: HUZZAH! I found BLOOD!j: did you find anything. attached to the bloodUriel: No!Hattori: guys please helpHattori: music stage please come quikklyUriel: I'll be there SHORTLY!j: lolll nocaramel: ILL KEEP YOU SAFE PIRATE LADY IM COMINGUriel: We've
Uriel: Lot Kuroba.Uriel: Lost*Fumi: Be there soonUriel: Thank you, Fumi.Uriel: We are
Uriel: Going to be in the single digits soon.Uriel: Rage tent. Please. Someone.j: who diedUriel: Guide he
Uriel: IS WITH THE STARS. HUZZAH!j: oh. ask someone elsej: so hows it. goingj: chats pretty dead today huh. haha. ha ha haHattori: poor choice of words.j: i fear that was the joke ️Queen: Kill yourself, Jax.j: on it boss j: im not gonnaaa its just this fun little joke that lillith and i haveQueen: I'm not joking.Queen: Do it.j: oh we have funj: don’t worry about me manj: chats pretty dead today huh. haha. ha ha ha
Uriel: Thank you for remaining POSITIVE in my wake, Jupiter! I am doing VERY poorly!j: sorry abt that man. u can talk about it at me iywUriel: HUZZAH. Everyone who tells me that ENDS UP DEAD!Uriel: /alien j: oh man they just like me frUser: Uriel, is offline.User: Uriel, is online.
Uriel: I made a DISCOVERY!j: whats upUriel: Secret TUNNEL!KING: Ah cool, you found the old Ringmaster's shithole. Surprised it took you that long.Uriel: The radio IS VERY BAD down here! Can I get a NEW TRANSCEIVER or take it with me?KING: No, dieUser: KING is offline.Uriel: Little does he know I can MAKE ONE FROM TINFOIL!
Uriel: Friends, we now have A RADIO!!!Queen: Little do they know, we don't care to confiscate items.Uriel: More than books will be thrown if you take this!Queen: You're going to throw more books at the side of my head?Queen: I'm so threatened.Uriel: it may be a shoe! Or it may be a gun! I will THROW a gun! Huzzah!Queen: You wouldn't be able to aim if it was to save your life.Uriel: Want to bet? HUZZAH!caramel: Stay safeQueen: I would love to.j: hey lillith guess whatQueen: Shut the fuck up.Uriel: That isn’t how you spell CHICKEN BUTTj: u love me reallycaramel: Jesus had twelve apopsiclesHattori: apopsicles! 
Hattori: perhaps he had a sweet tooth toocaramel: please stay safeCaramel is offline.Uriel: There is NO NEED for me to!
User: Uriel, is offline.[WEEKLY RATINGS REPORT #7]
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[ PUNISHMENTS GIVEN ]
- Chinese Water TortureHattori: oh god, I’ve forgotten all about this.j: omfgUriel: Huzzah im SLIPPING uh OHj: im so glad being miserable is keeping my ratings highUriel: You CANNOT fathom, Jupiter!j: what?Uriel: You are at the BOTTOM OF THE BARREL, but i with my ALIEN strength have dug through the barrel and hit BEDROCK!Hattori: perhaps I need to go out moreUriel: You are at the BOTTOM OF THE BARREL, but i with my ALIEN strength have dug through the barrel and hit BEDROCK!
j: rudeUriel: What is EVERYONE thankful for?j: not being americanUriel: I live in AMERICA, Area 51 has some NICE accomodations in their hotel rooms.j: you poor soulUriel: Air conditioning! Well made beds! AND an ICE MACHINE.j: freakUriel: That is RUDEj: i can be ruderUriel: There is a lovely thing called NOT doing that ✨j: yeah but theres this even lovelier thing called it’s either that or i sulk and wallow in self pityj: im like the grinch if he was gayUriel: Yes but THE GRINCH is GREEN and FURRY
Uriel: Are you a FURRY Jupiter?
Uriel: What is your FURSONA?j: not sure. never thought abt itj: what do u think id beUriel: HMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmUriel: FERRET!j: sure yeahj: i think you would be him
Uriel: It is NOT NICE to DOX my face like that!Uriel: slash Jay!j: my b
caramel: furret go around the worldUriel: Someone SENT ME THIS VIDEO at a concert!Uriel: What is 'Pokemon'?caramel: Pokemon is little creatures that you become best friends with and they brawl each other! I love Absol and Gliscor! danger-detecting disaster misunderstood based fluffy creature and a cool freakin bat who likes to make the :p face!Hattori: Such an adorable little creature.caramel: j: what
Uriel: No no, I have that one down in log 206, “copy pasta”, addendum number 5!!!Uriel: It’sUriel: troubling.j: im scared but im not gonna askUriel: They went to a FARM in CANADAQueen: Is that what they told you?Uriel: A place MUCH LIKE MARS but it has MEESE and SYRUPQueen: What the fuckUriel: LANGUAGE!j: wtf is meesecaramel: uriel i know what pokémon fits u! A delibird, you’ve got a cool vibe like that. ALSO HEAR HEAR PLS TRY NOT TO CURSE OKAY? pls and thx :) <3 1Uriel: Plural of MOOSEj: caramel can u stfuHattori: Canada does have syrup and - Meeee, however I’m not so sure it’s like Mars…Hattori: meese, sorry. AutocorrectQueen: The plural of moose is just moose. Stop being stupid.Hattori: Jaxon you take that back, not kind!Queen: Count your days.Hattori: Jaxon you take that back, not kind!
j: do you think im a dog? fuck offj: love u too ️️caramel While Lady Tremaine is technically correct, she’s been kinda rude! Especially to pirate lady! So I say I’m going to have to decrease your points a bitQueen: You've got to be kidding.Hattori: enough of that Jaxxie. I’m not talking to you like you’re a dogcaramel: Just a little okay? I still like you Tremaine <3 I just want us all to be betterHattori: enough of that Jaxxie. I’m not talking to you like you’re a dog
j: either that or a kid youre trying to disciplinej: im not being mean to you am iQueen: The plural of moose is just moose. Stop being stupid.
Uriel: Why is the PLURAL OF Goose GEESE?Queen: I didn't create the english language.Queen: No.j: she was mean to me firstQueen: It's a miracle how the two of you got to adulthood.Hattori: Who was mean to you Jaxcaramel Dis is Uriel in my imagination https://tenor.com/view/delibird-pokemon-christmas-gif-10601017j: youHattori: I was notj: yes u werecaramel Hey chatter can we please all get along? I think you’re both people with immense value to the world and we really shouldn’t fight. it would be better if we could all be cooperativej: suck my dickKING: It's funnier if you fight actually, makes you want to kill each other moreKING: Anyways motive tomorrow. Hope you're readyj: arent u busy getting pegged? shut upcaramel You seem to talk a lot about nsfw stuff dude, pls seek jesusQueen: Every day I wake up and pray you died.User: KING is offline.j: love u guys toocaramel: Aw thanks Chatter! Love you all too!j: guys he gave me a nickname caramel: glad we could resolve that owoHattori: Everything is better when we all get along :)j: ❌caramel Dis is Uriel in my imagination https://tenor.com/view/delibird-pokemon-christmas-gif-10601017
Uriel: I only wear RED space suits on THE HOLLIDAYS!Hattori: I do not celebrate thanksgiving, though I am thankful to still be alive. I am also thankful that you all are too. We have lost many, but with the appreciation of one another perhaps there is an outlet to this all. 2
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Hattori: atleast you’re only teasing and not being Jaxxie the meaniej: im full of lovej: i already said earlierj: .Hattori: haha. I too, am thankful for that
5j: why would u wanna be am*ricanj: sorry for ur loss ️j: being americanUriel: thsi talk about NATIONS reminds me that I NEED TO renew my Martian CITIZENSHIPj: how long does it lastUriel: Well I got mine by CRASHING INTO ORBIT. I learned from my mother!Uriel: To the tune of 60 million years!Uriel: HUZZAH
Uriel: I CANNOT provide HINTS!j: everyone close ur eyes and uriel say which one it isHattori: Hmcaramel: I mean we as a group can speculatecaramel: just not themKING: If you reveal it in any way, you dieKING: Just shut up and pickUriel: What if ALL OF THE OPTIONS are wrong?caramel: 2 seems the most likely. I can’t say why thoj: already did pick asshole
User: Doddy, is offline.caramel: Hey don’t worry about it! I don’t think differently of you, okay? If they want to reveal your deadname that’s screwed up of themj: transphobic muchcaramel: a new low for you Akira :/j: caramel can u get ur followers to cancel him on twittercaramel: It’s X I don’t wanna deadname the platform either :/ but ya I’d say soj: i dont use it whatever its called lolHattori: you’re still the same person nonetheless UrielUser: Doddy, is online.
User: Doddy, is typing.
User: Doddy, is offline.j: its alr man no rushRiley:i am here for youcaramel: If you want some fudge to cheer you up just let me know…User: Uriel, is online.
Uriel: Testing testing
Uriel: HUZZAH! I am BACK my friends, much better than ever!j: hell yeah dudeUriel: Nothing an conquer a space cadet~Queen: You're still trying to maintain that delusion?Uriel: Befitting of the ultimate space cadet, EH?Queen: No.Riley:i think you’re lovely urielUriel: Much more LOVELY than the ULTIMATE LYRICIST ✨Queen: This level of self hatred is quite entertaining.Uriel: Have to keep the RATINGS highQueen: They'll be higher once you die 
j: i feel like theyd skyrocket if we killed youUriel: Can't kill the immortal j: not u. lillithQueen: We could always kill Doddy, they aren't immortal.Queen: No one will mourn you when you die.j: i know ♂️Queen: Making sure you're aware.j: well awareQueen: We could always kill Doddy, they aren't immortal.
Uriel: Who ❓Queen: You know who.Uriel: Coudn't even begin to believe!Uriel: Another DAY another Slay~ ✨ ️Uriel: Hello ALLj: fuck off manUriel: this is wrong… this is so wrongj: all of these options suckKING: The clock is ticking palKING: Choose or get the axej: you suckUriel: you can’t make me chose this people’s secrets are theirs to share you assholeKING: Got it, start saying your final goodbyes to your ukelelej: quit it just torture me already leave uriel aloneUriel: No
Uriel: no just torture me leave my Ukelele alone pleaseKING: It's not too late, just press a button.j: stop being an asshole youve done enough shitKING: That's the pointQueen: Is pressing one button that scary?j: can i vote?Queen: No.Uriel: NO ITS WRONG WHAT DONT YOU GET?
Uriel: I don’t wanna be Doddy and maybe Jax doesn’t wanna tell us about their locket! Ever think of that you big blonde dolt?j: id tell u about it if i was allowed toUriel: HOW DO I DELETE A MESSAGE HUZZAH?j: i didnt see anythingQueen: We'll see how well that sentiment holds up.Uriel: Huzzah! Thank you Jupiterj: im gonna fucking kill myselfQueen: How difficult do you think it'd be to play pretend space cadet and the ukulele with one hand, Doddy?Queen: Let's find out together.User: Queen is offline.j: shockerj: im going to smash that stupid thingDoddy: Sorry I have to vote Lucien i don't want to but
Doddy: y'knowDoddy: Torture...KING: Refuse to vote again and we'll take your helmet this time.j: r u okay after yesterdayDoddy: No...j: sorry manRiley:oh lucien…that’s..probably not good for you Doddy: what the fuckcaramel: Do you like… cook the parts first? @.@caramel: I’m sorry I don’t wanna be disapproving I just like, why??? Is everyone in the graveyard still intact? 
j: quit being a freakDoddy: why the hell are we discussing how to prepare human meat that’s like
Doddy: like super illegal I think?j: i think the illegal part is acquiring the corpses, eating the meat isnt technically illegalDoddy: ick. Nope nope nope.Riley:oh that makes more sensecaramel: Don’t worry it’s all in the past then! Just pls don’t do that to me or anyone else if something happenscaramel: I have some fruit and chocolates for consumption, and guardian can hook you up with the formercaramel: HEY DONT PICK PIRATE LADY FOR YOUR GAME THATS NOT COOL!caramel: HANDS OFF! 
j: ohhhhDoddy: why are all of these options so awful??? Like
Doddy: sweet baby Jesus.Doddy: it can’t be 2 right??? When you’re like small you can’t cut through someone like
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Doddy: impossible????Hattori: Oh Jesus.j: respectfully if its the last one i will laugh in your faceKING: You're underestimating the sharpness of the Ultimate Swordsmith's weapons, Doddy~caramel: Be quiet rothmann :/Doddy: you don’t get to call me thatRiley:oh goodnesscaramel: It’s obvious that it’s the 1st one anywaysDoddy: what she said ⬆️caramel: I don’t care if she sold arms to Akira themselves, no one is allowed to judge I swear (edited)Doddy: take it from a platinum song maker: money isn’t easy.
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KING: The fact you all don't care about this shows how desensitized you're getting, I like it. Keep going in this direction. Hope to see more from you all.User: KING is offline.Doddy: what a jackass.j: u gotta admit it would be funnycaramel: ever notice whenever we pwn Akira he just leaves the chat? Like, whenever he leaves I know we just make an excellent pointDoddy: he just leaves after threatening to hurt meDoddy: or my stuffj: he left the chat after i said 
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and then shot meRiley:deservedj: i think i deserved being shot for other reasons not for saying clongRiley:yeahj: that was also before the motive so uhmRiley:still probably deservedj: id argue i was chillRiley:okHattori: I was unfamiliar with the buyers. If I could go back I would and decline the sale. I know this makes me responsible for their crimes done with the weapons, but I didn’t know at the time. I’m sorry.Hattori: does this explain your hatred for me, Akira and Lillith? That it was your rivals who I sold to? I didn’t know who they were I barely knew anything of them! Is that your problem?Hattori: I was unfamiliar with the buyers. If I could go back I would and decline the sale. I know this makes me responsible f...
j: LDoddy: the last one sounds kinda funnyDoddy: let’s hope it’s that one…j: comically large explosionDoddy:
User: Doddy, is offline.Hattori: Hm.caramel: Caramel is offline.Riley:oh godcaramel: It is all complete NONSENSE Akira is a dirty liar who doesn’t deserve my wordscaramel: He has always been a joke of a personHattori: It’s not nice to have your shame exposed Caramel, I know. Akira has done far worse than any of us ever could though, he is a hypocritical monster to make you feel badDoddy: it’s no use… they’re just going to keep calling you by whatever name they want to…j: sorry caramel but that is like. just a little bit fucked upHattori: Jax Just, Not Nowj: im sorry im not wrong tho its fucked up ♂️Hattori: Okay well I think Caramel would know that herself.j: its funny the leap from “didnt look into a buyer” to “i put my sister in a coma and stole her identity” HELPj: its funny the leap from “didnt look into a buyer” to “i put my sister in a coma and stole her identity” HELP
caramel: “Help”? We all know how needy you are, least you’re saying it out loud nowj: i dont get itDoddy: okay Uhm that’s
Doddy:
Doddy: yikescaramel: You don’t get a lot of things. Like how to make a friend or even how to be decent to those who wanted to forgive you.j: trueHattori: Let’s all just calm down. We’re all in the same boat here. We shouldn’t make enemies out of each other when there is two staring us right in the facej: im not really making enemies when i havent liked caramel since the startDoddy: Hey uh
Doddy: Caramel remember when we told Jax to get his like anger and stuff out in a healthy way
Doddy: this isn’t it dudetteRiley:jax deserves itj: im not really making enemies when i havent liked caramel since the start
caramel: You cover up a murder for Felix you spit in our faces at every chance you get and then you kill our friend and you laugh like it’s nothing? How many chances do you need?Riley:i wish i’d slapped him harderj: did i say i wanted any chances?Doddy: he was
Doddy: sorta nice to me at least
Doddy: nice to Uriel not me sorryHattori: but you are UrielHattori: you are to meDoddy:
Doddy: please don
Doddy: don’t say thatUser: Doddy, is offline.Hattori: Oh. That’s my mistakeHattori: I feel bad now.j: wow dudeHattori: the sheathe of a sword doesn’t defy the blade though. That is what I’ve been taught. Both metaphorically and literally. 1j: whatHattori: Forget itDoddy: morningj: morneudgDoddy: is that in another language or did you just fat finger the wrong keysHattori: good morning.j: dont call me fatHattori: I feel like any of these options could amount with a big criminal recordDoddy: can’t be first one because I killed all those people
Doddy: and like
Doddy: the last two seem kinda synonymousj: that second one is uh. uhmDoddy: makes more sense to me igj: if its the second one i think it is so over for mej: oh thank godDoddy: I mean like breaking the system is a huge rock thing so like
Doddy: rock out pocket 
Riley:thats like fine i guessRiley:yeah, i hope you’re okay thoughHattori: yes we, Ball /?Doddy: swimming is overrated or something 
Hattori: It would make some sense, Riley lives very far inland. Therefore there’s less of a need to learn howHattori: spoke too soon.
2j: sorry manRiley:owszb owj: are you okay what happenedRiley:gfinger naislzRiley:gonvej: ouchhh ouch ouchj: are u bleeding?Riley:yedj: can you patch yourself up or do you need helpRiley:helpgj: i can meet you at the medical shackRiley:oxkayc[WEEKLY RATINGS REPORT #8] ; Good ; Fine ; In Danger ; Pending Punishment... ; Deceased -
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+ - Cannot eat or sleep for 48 hoursHattori: Give us a break will youDoddy: figures my ratings would slip... people like Uriel more...Doddy: like thanks but
Doddy: why are you so nice when ive been lying to you for like a month straight.j: lucien is a very nice personDoddy: uh
Doddy: like
Doddy: just fyi i cant take you to the stars like i promisedDoddy: like Uriel promisedDoddy: i have no actual interest in space
Doddy: but if you wanna go to a concert sometime that'd be chill and stuffDoddy: okRiley:yextibgx isg hadrdfDoddy: did they break your ukelele tooRiley:fingernailsx gondej: bandaged up her fingers so shes probablt typing with something that isnt her fingertipsDoddy: oh shit thats badHattori: Oh that’s horrific. I Hope You’re okayRiley:
j: yeahh there was a lot of bloodRiley:✅Riley:Riley:ifs okayzRiley:Riley:
Doddy: Try something like this out
User: Doddy, is offline.User: Uriel, is online.
Uriel: HUZZAH!User: Uriel, is offline.User: Doddy, is online.
Doddy: people eat it up.j: what alter ego should i make upj: a plateDoddy: mine is just an alias that
Doddy: that I upscycled igj: ill be uhm. lester collinsj: no thats shitj: i used to be so good at coming up with fake names i lost my talentDoddy: don’t get lost in it ok?Doddy: I wake up and forget I’m Doddy sometimesPocket: hearing my actual name feels like a culture shock so i understand itPocket: my name isnt so bad when it isnt annoying ass btiches repeating it in my ear (hi lilith give me my goggles backRiley:fpovcket ids a nices namewRiley:as wedll as yourd reald onewPocket: thanks.Pocket: are you okayDoddy: don’t get lost in it ok?
j: i wouldnt mind losing myself a bitRiley:njo
tiredch of explaincng itjPocket: im sure i can backread dw about itDoddy: feels nice like a high but when you come down and realize it’s all just fake it gets to youj: ive felt worseDoddy: have someone say they love your persona more than you enough times and youll probably do what I didDoddy: what I did being something I did way before this game dw about itj: im so curiousDoddy: i dont like sharing it sorryj: fair enoughDoddy: i can’t believe we’ve been eating like only carnival food for a monthKING: If someone doesn't kill you, the food willDoddy: im predisposed for smoker’s lung I don’t wanna be diabetic too.Hattori: I wish there was more fruit to go about.Riley:i gcrow you’x fruitsRiley:
Doddy: wait wasn’t someone here like dressed as a citrus fruitHattori: What. do you meansDoddy: there was a fruit farmer here wasnt thereDoddy: there was a fruit farmer here wasnt there
Riley:fruitf merchantxazHattori: Her name was Gaeul. Not fruit farmer or merchant. Gaeul.Riley:i cjcnowHattori: it’s pocketHattori: THEY NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY OUTSIDE OF THE DORMSj: ?? is he alive or notHattori: he is breathing yes but he’s not movingj: shake him?? idk maybe he got hitj: is he injuredj: mop closet
j is offline.Doddy: what happenedHattori: I’ve got Lucien in the medical shack. He’s not looking good but, he’s alive.Doddy: not a single obvious clue like the other times
Doddy: fuckDoddy: unless the glass is from glasses again
Doddy: hey cello are your glasses crack?
Doddy: cello is you carm. Dunno what you wanna be called by so that’s your name nowDoddy: hows Lute?Doddy: stableish?Doddy: all ye who like lady gaga, 1. Why, 2. It’s your birthday cause there’s a radio with your name on itHattori: oh great. Our music library has evolved from ‘megalovania’ to wrecking ballDoddy: yeah Im not happy either dwDoddy: also lady Gaga didn’t write that song.Hattori: I wouldn’t know the difference, I don’t listen to eitherDoddy: it’s kinda my job kindaRiley:muuusfvicHattori: I miss musicHattori: I miss my fluteRiley:caght catnvRiley:missxx Hattori: I don’t know, RileyRiley:Hattori: CatsRiley: miss himmcHattori: miss who?Riley:Riley:catxHattori: I don’t know what that is. Sorry.Hattori: Oh you miss your catRiley:✅✅✅Hattori: I’m sorry I thought we were still on the topic of music.Riley:Doddy: if your fingers hurt why don’t you use voice to textRiley:hoy howsxDoddy: little microphone button near the bottomDoddy: oh that topic I miss my ex a lotRiley:Voice to Text hiDoddy: heycaramel: so emptycaramel: everyone gonecaramel: ive got music on me if anyone wantscaramel: to listenHattori: thank you for the offer caramel, I’m okay thoughcaramel: o kcaramel: I think I’m ready to gocaramel: eberything I have ever worked on is gone. Nobody’s gonna watch anymore everything is dashedcaramel: I don’t know if this is a cry for help maybe it is butRiley:Voice to Textno caramel what :(( i still want you herecaramel: my secret is misleadingcaramel: I promise you thatcaramel: justcaramel: I can’t survive if people don’t like me. I’d rather kill myselfRiley:Voice to Text i like you :((caramel: it would be a relief to jax and the people who say those things in mg chat if I were goneDoddy: hey hey Cello it’s ok
Doddy: don’t feel like you gotta tell us stuff. If you wanna be caramel you can be caramel. No questions askedRiley:Voice to Text no caramel please :(( i want you herecaramel: you say you all like me but Felix liked me. Deja liked me. Shovel did too.Doddy: it’s the dark forest hypothesis, Cellocaramel: What does it matter? If people keep stabbing me in the back? Why won’t my words reach anyone anymore I’m going insane I can’t think I can’t do anything I can’t fulfill what she wantedDoddy: oh that’s what
Doddy: uhmcaramel: what even is that sixth? (edited)Riley:Voice to Text i won’t stab you in the back pls i just wanna be your friendsDoddy: dark forest hypothesis. The idea that we don’t see other interstellar species with sapience because other interstellar species kill them out of fear whenever they reach outDoddy: anyone who reaches out dies, essentiallycaramel: I guess it’ll just be jax pocket and Nathan left thencaramel: the only people haven’t reached out toRiley:Voice to Text what i’m gonna die??caramel: NORiley: Pocket: huhDoddy: takes a lot to kill me, believe me I’ve tried myselfcaramel: NEVER I was just I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I just was saying if the hypothesis was correct god I’m screwing up all of thisRiley:Voice to Text im very confusedRiley:Voice to Text im sorry caramel: I’m saying that if the hypothesis is right, that if anyone who reaches out dies then those are the only people I haven’t reached out to not saying it’s true god I am judt screeing everything UPDoddy: hey space cadet
Doddy: come back to earth for a sec, ok?
Doddy: if it was true you’d have died by now because I reached out to you. This game just
Doddy: pushes people to the worst thingsPocket: its the nature of a killing game, no one is at fault for anything if all they did was Talk to peopleRiley:Voice to Text i just wanna make it out of here with you carmel. i can’t loose anyone elseHattori: You’re the strongest Caramel. I speak for all of us when I say I wouldn’t know what to do without you.caramel: How can you say that? I’m RESPONSIBLE for what happened to Kagi! I admit it! I stole her talent, her v-tuber name, her everything! How can anyone care for me after that?!caramel: I cry out for help! I reach out in chat for your pity when I don’t deserve it. Because I’m weak. Because I want love so badlyRiley:Voice to Text i just would rather hear the full in depth story before blaming anyone
you mean a lot to me and i have a hard time thinking negatively of youPocket: hm.Doddy: well you reached out to me and I’m a garbage human. You also deserve the same, someone making sure you’re like alive and stuff.Doddy: garbage pairs well with garbage. It’s why people make landfills.Pocket: as garbage. perhaps we are all more alike than we think initially.Pocket: to be honest, i shouldve died years ago. i dont know what god forsaken force ties me to this earthPocket: b ut as long as im stuck in a pile of garbage ill continue to dig for scraps igPocket: you guys ought to do the sameDoddy: preach.Queen: Downer.Queen: Stop typing. 1 1Riley:Voice to Text i don’t think any of you guys are garbage, Doddy, Caramel, Pocket, i think you’re all greatPocket: give me my fucking goggoles backDoddy: washed up blonde trash. Fuck off.Queen: You can pry them from my cold, dead hands.Pocket: i can kick your ass againDoddy: washed up blonde trash. Fuck off.
Queen: Try throwing another book at me.Riley:Voice to Text oh no :((Queen: You could try.Doddy: promise me one free slug to your face? Free of being shot.Queen: If you make it to the end.Queen: That's all I'll promise.Pocket: can i have that tooPocket: ill let you have my gogglesQueen: I guess.Pocket: bangerQueen: I didn't plan on giving them up anyway.Doddy: spite drives the heart. Can’t kill Doddy Martins.Queen: I hope your heart stops working in your sleep.Pocket: god never lets his most beaten playthings die that easilyQueen: He should think about it.[WEEKLY RATINGS REPORT #9] ; Good ; Fine ; In Danger ; Pending Punishment... ; Deceased
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N/AKING: God fucking damn itKING: Looks like you're no longer getting punished for having low ratings.Riley:Voice to Text oh good!Doddy: hey I finally got the purple rating I wanted.Uriel: We can exchange green to purple then! Doddy: did anyone smoke here?Hattori: There’s a weight off our shoulders, thank goodness.Pocket: weirdDoddy: someone curb stomp Akira’s smug mug in for meDoddy: or spit in his coffeecaramel: Sixth is BasedDoddy: wordKING: Can't wait for this game to end so I don't have to deal with any of you anymore. There's like two motives left.Hattori: why not just let us leavecaramel: And what’s going to happen then? You’ll let the survivors leave?j: why not just kill us right here and now if ur so sick of usKING: After the motives are over we'll settle down things and you'll leave with the money. But you'll have to split it between each other, depending on how many people are alive by then.KING: Can't wait for this game to end so I don't have to deal with any of you anymore. There's like two motives left.
caramel: Either way there’s going to be a manhunt for you for the rest of your life so hope you enjoyed your last freedom outside of the carnival ️✨❤️
Hattori: I don’t Care about any money. I’m sure we all value human lives more than that.KING: Oh trust me nobody's gonna believe you. Report anything and they're gonna think you're insane.Hattori: You are a crook, Akira. And you’ll die as such. At least we will die with having made worthwhile accomplishments.KING: Yeah cool poetry. However I accomplished a lot more than you ever will.caramel: You really think you’ll be believed over me? Before I do any event it needs to be confirmed by like 10 people, actually influential people who don’t go missingcaramel: I could have bought this whole carnival if I wanted toKING: Y'know what? You're right. Maybe I should kill you all and keep the money to myself ;)j: pleaseKING: I'm leaving you alive though.KING: Funny.j: assholecaramel: You’re just a sad person. If there’s one glimmer in this horrible affair it’s that I grew a spine to deal with people like youKING: See? The Killing Game does have its bright sidesKING: I'll just say there is a way to escape the game immediately. You just have to kill someone specific.caramel: Nobody believes anything you say. Stop trying. 
✋j: im going to kill you and then myselfKING: See? The Killing Game does have its bright sides
caramel: go back to school and learn more before planning an event ✨
you freaking lifeless hater ️
KING: Whatever Rina. Hopefully you don't put someone in a coma then steal their identity like you did with your sister. That would suck.User: KING is offline.caramel: Caramel is offline.Doddy: hey there’s a lot of the dead people’s stuff like. Just there. If you want to bury something with someone that would be nice and stuff.j: is there anything of yurisDoddy: Yeah. Sorry I didn’t ask if you wanted to do it. I buried what it was with her but I don’t think she’d want people to know what it was.j: oh. okDoddy: sorry for your loss, man. I know it hurts still, it’s killing me tooj: i dont want to talk about itj: respectfullyDoddy: you’re goodDoddy: if anyone else has noticed a pattern its that time of week againj: yayyyayayyyyyHattori: hm.j: ddude if ur right lrts hhsg out afterwarddsRiley: Text to Speech oh godRiley: Text to Speech i hate these stupid thingsj: csnt ewdirHattori: What happened to Jaxxie?Riley: Text to Speech i have no cluej: skira gsve me acinsissionj: dnd i drsnk a lot ️️️️️Hattori: Right. Of course he did that. Whatever you said.j: concudsionj: hesd iuchHattori: concussion?j: !!!!!!!!!!!ysHattori: that checks out. Are you okay?Doddy: jesus christ man you cant get a breakj: m great i tpld him toDoddy: wtf man are you like
Doddy: do you want someone to come over and help you???????j: nawwwwe i m goodj: u csn come hsngiut if u wannaDoddy: coming over now where are youj: grden???Doddy: on itDoddy: the drugs work.Pocket: you ok?Doddy: no.
Doddy: kinda.
Doddy: I don’t trust myself alone rn. Can we meet somewhere?Pocket: whereDoddy: idk
Doddy: Ferris wheel ig?Pocket: kDoddy: shit. who's alive?j: im sniffinf them outDoddy: Ride on j: okay i found someone in the torture tent but maybe if youre caramel dont go thereDoddy: ah shit.Doddy: be there shortly.caramel: Oh no it started again. Don’t worry, I can handle anything! I’ve found my courage againDoddy: Hey Carm, I won't stop you cause you have the rignt to see this, butcaramel: My bae will stand with me and make me strong uwuj: no no i insist leave it to usDoddy: its Hatori, okay?Doddy: did I spell that wrong? fuckj: two t’s i fearDoddy: look its okay to sit this one out Carm, I get itDoddy; Two bodies??? So there's four of us left?????j: isnt that 5?Doddy: there were six of us yesterday right?j: no there were 7Doddy: oh my god i cant countDoddy: ive really become desensitized to this... Akira was right...j: naw dw people r dropping like flies its okay to lose countDoddy: me, you, Riley, Caramel, Nathan, PocketDoddy: Carm is alive, you're alive, I'm alive
Doddy: so which one of those three is in there???j: nathanDoddy: fucken hell...Caramel is offline…Doddy: whatever fucking psycho killed two people, you only needed to do ONE
Doddy: now you've gone an orphaned a kidDoddy: I'm gonna check on Carm
User: Doddy is offline.j: mk ill just. keep investigating igUser: Doddy is online.
Doddy: Hattori was strangled. Her lips have gone blue.
Doddy: find anything Jax?j: guys im bored raise ur hand if u killed nathan and hattorij: i guess their heads just did thatDoddy: SoDoddy: there's likeDoddy: not that many of us and stuffDoddy: why don't we all just like take different sections of the carnival to ourselves and never interact again and stuff.j: booooriiiinngggg someone come kill me then u can do thatDoddy: yeah we could kill you and leave but i kinda don't wanna kill someone???j: i wont tell on uDoddy: jax ists so obviously you i dont think you're tricking ANYONEj: doddy i want u to think really hard on this. why would i be constantly begging people to kill me if i was working with the fuckersj: fucking hell ive tried to get AKIRA to kill meDoddy: idk they have your fucking cat thats a good reason????Doddy: and like Akira could just keep you alive cause youre his ERRAND BOY and stuff.j: i want this to be over so fucking bad and i dont want to get out of here alive i am so so so fucking tiredj: im pissed off they have my cat!!!!Doddy: yeah but its a pretty good motive isnt it??? Me and Pocket have nobody left and i don't think carm has it in her to do all the bad stuff.j: has all that time in a helmet damaged your fucking brain?? im an asshole but im not enough of an asshole to work for these freaksDoddy: And your ring was ta the crime scene.j: oh my god DUDE. I LIED. ITS CLEARLY NOT FUCKING MINE. IT DOESNT FIT MEj: are you fucking stupid????Doddy: THEN WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU CLAIM ITS YOURS????
Doddy: are YOU fucking stupid???j: i dont care who it is i just hope you all keep thinking its me so i get killed and you all fuck offj: have i not made my motives clear enough? I WANT TO DIEDoddy: and yet you have so many easy ways to go but you choose not to
Doddy: so clealry you've got something keeping you herej: i dont understand whats confusing you. everything ive been doing for the past few weeks have been for someone to kill me already. im exhausted. i want everything to stopj: yeah ur right ill go blow my brains outDoddy: right you have a gun under your bed dont youj: are you making fun of me???Doddy: more so pointing out that youre heavily armed.j: did you fucking steal them you prickDoddy: I didnt.Doddy: im not in the business of hurting others. what would i even do with a gun??? Im canadian.j: where the fuck are they then i didnt tell anyone but you i had themj: im german!Doddy: ask akira i didnt touch them.
Doddy: whatcaramel: smash like if you agree lolDoddy: caramel: nothing matters anymore so I’m not gonna fight anyone I don’t give a crapDoddy: you dont even want to live for yourself anymore???caramel: y’all are welcome to cry about everything tho doesn’t matter to meDoddy: ask akira i didnt touch them.
j: he wont respond to me anymore i asked him to fight me too many timescaramel: nothing matters anymore so I’m not gonna fight anyone I don’t give a crap
j: real as fuck girlDoddy: ugh i'll do itj: okcaramel: i don’t have the energy to respondcaramel: My girlfriend is dead. Guess we’re twins JaxonQueen: Ah, boo.Queen: You losers broke her.Doddy: your face may actually look better with a mask on, lillithcaramel: My girlfriend is dead. Guess we’re twins Jaxon
j: i dont think apollo was my boyfriend. maybe that would have been nice though. im sorry for ur lossQueen: When are you going to join your aunt Judith again?j: lillith ask your gay boyfriend where my guns areDoddy: she said bring a plus one. care to join me?j: can i joinQueen: You can bring Jax with you, I know how fond you both are of each other.j: lillith ask your gay boyfriend where my guns are
Queen: Pity. I don't have a gay boyfriend.Doddy: i couldnt care less about jax rn, sorry dude.Queen: And when did you two break up?Doddy: deliberately lying in a trial where all our lives are on the line is NOT cool.j: ouch falls to the ground dramatically as if ive just been shot in the heartDoddy: deliberately lying in a trial where all our lives are on the line is NOT cool.
j: i fear i have done that in every trial thus far and will continue to do so 1Doddy: great thanks for telling me you dont consider other people.j: lied in the first trial to try and save my friend. and from then on everyones been dying around me so i simply do not care anymorej: everyone heres gonna die eventually anyway. u think akiras the type to let people survive?Doddy: right i kinda forgot youre an accomplice to murder. cool.j: did u even meet the guy who died LMFAO who gafDoddy: I'm not dying. I'm crawling out of here and making sure Caramel and Jakov come with me. You can piss off and do what you want after that.j: who the fuck is jakovDoddy: Pocket.j: i do sincerely hope u guys can all survive. id just rather notj: and if nobodys gonna kill me or let me kill myself then im gonna do what i can to get myself killedDoddy: Fine by me but dont drag innocent people into your suicide plot.j: innocent people?? you killed pockets whole family. caramel put her sister in a coma. pocket killed erikas whole family. nobody here is fucking innocent and you know rhat full wellDoddy:
Doddy: dont say that like you know what its like being forced to kill someoneDoddy: I miss Yuri too but at least i didnt kill out of SPITE.Doddy: good lord im logging off. sorry you people are seeing like the worst in me right now. trials had me all jittery and annoyed, i need a smoke.j: i didnt just kill out of spite. i avoided destroying your thing because i liked you then. i wanted you to like meUser: Doddy is offline.j: i didnt just kill out of spite. i avoided destroying your thing because i liked you then. i wanted you to like me
User: Uriel is online.
Uriel: SO you like me MORE AS Uriel? HUZZAH
Uriel: gee thanks.j: lmfao?? i meant i liked you more when you werent being an asshole and not listening to me. so basically, up until this trialj: whatever dude. if it makes you feel better hating me then feel freeDoddy: not that I encourage anyone to go snooping, but its right that I tell you
Doddy: theres a whole ass computer with all of our private information in it under the trap door.j: find anything fun?Doddy: They rigged Felix's trial.Doddy: didnt even have plans of letting the poor bastard live even if he got out. they wouldve gunned him down regardless.j: ohj is offline.Pocket: this entire game is a scamPocket: tbh . at tbis point its not ‘if we die’, it’s ‘when we die’Pocket: fuckedcaramel: Seriously. Even for a screwed up game like this if there’s no hope for anything, you might as well have killed us all at the startcaramel: like big deal you showed your gang you can torture and kill a bunch of ultimates if you disarm them and put them in a secure facilitycaramel: that’s like if I bragged I kept a bunch of ants in a terrariumKING: You think you're clever, but you just described yourselves perfectly: You're like ants, ants surrounded by lines of ink on paper. You very well know how to get out, but you're too incompetent to do anything right. Shame, really.KING: Stop projecting yourself into your issues, Rina. I know it's a shame your girlfriend died but at least mine is still alive and well.KING: *Insults, not issues.caramel: Haha you think Lillith actually likes you? What a joke. A trauma victim you brainwashed. When she breaks out, and she will even if I’m dead and buried, you’ll know the true meaning of fear. Once you find yourself in the same position as we find ourselves. :3caramel: It may not be this time. Or the next time. Or even the time after that. But mark my words, she’s gonna take you down. Even if she hasn’t realized that’s what she wants yet.KING: With that mindset, maybe your girlfriend would've killed you if she had the chance. Who knows if she actually loved you or if she was just playing with your heart. 7 7 7j: hey akira lets meet upQueen: Some fun things happened here today.j: tell ur bf to quit ignoring meQueen: Just because all of your boyfriends died doesn't mean you can try to get with Akira.j: LMFAOj: if u think what ive been doing is flirting i pity himQueen: You've been acting far too needy with him.Queen: I can't think of a more perfect time for you to kill yourself than now, I'll even provide the rope.j: wait frQueen: Mhm.j: take all my weapons but youll let me hang myself? wildQueen: Funny how that works.j: fucking annoying how that works. whatever leave it on my bedj: im going to make your fingers fall off with itQueen: Hm? Why?j: you guessQueen: I have no clue why you may be feeling this way.j: whoreQueen: Cunt.caramel: the chemistry goes so hard fr fr Queen: You are an interesting creature.j: ?? im gay???Doddy: dont worry. Lillith has promised me a punch to her face when we get out of here.
Doddy: i'll make sure to knock out some teeth while im at it.j: pleasePocket: i thought i was above wishing death on other ppl but lilith continues to help me learn things about myselfj: ive never been above wishing death on people i hope lillith and akira and whoever the traitor is and my dad all dieDoddy: heard on parents 
j: cant really wish death upon my mom she died already so. we can settle for my dad and ur parentsPocket: my dad’s already rotting in hell so ill hope this makes him get poked by a fuckin helll stick idkj: hell yeah @caramel hows ur relationship w ur dadDoddy: no point in really hiding much about my parents
Doddy: its all information in that trap door
Doddy: mom's a hooker, had me with my dad
Doddy: she left before I even knew her face. Dad isn't much better
Doddy: ran outta spite though. not a good motivator.Pocket: yoooo my mom left tooQueen: Your asteroid mother was a hooker? What a storyline! 4j: my mom left me with my dad and then killed herself LMAO
j: like okay girl. pick one or the other both is a bit overkillQueen: Your asteroid mother was a hooker? What a storyline!
Doddy: yeah surePocket: traumadumping when yu have nothing to lose is weirdly catharticj: yeah. i feel like i dont care what u guys think of me anymore
User: KING has changed their nickname to - "Santa Claws"Santa Claws: It's almost Christmas, bitchesQueen: What the fuckSanta Claws: Hello my love did you like your birthday gift I left in the Staff quartersQueen: You're way too into this bit.Santa Claws: If it annoys them, I'll do itSanta Claws: Ho Ho Hoj: will santa ignore mej: yay! never change ️j: happy christmas guys im sure we r all having a lovely daySanta Claws: Merry Christmas to all of you and happy birthday to me, Ho Ho Hoj: nobody cares abt that last bit xoxUser: Santa Claws has changed their nickname to - "KING"j: change it back pussyUser: KING is offline.KING: I doubt any of you will care, but the world thinks you're all dead. I've read news that the Global Ultimate Corporation has done an Ultimate-replacement wave and all of your titles have been given to someone else. This also means no one will be searching for you now, as SOUL's priority is no longer you. That being said, see you again when the next and final murder happens.User: KING is offline.Doddy: damn
Doddy: im no longer an ultimate? Thank fucking god.j: who gafKING: One week after motive announcement and no kills, eh? I'm announcing an extra part to the motive this Friday. If y'all don't kill by then, prepare to suffer.User: KING is offline.j: ratioPocket: no one gafcaramel: Another based pocket momentDoddy: kinda didnt wanna stay up this late
Doddy: cause i dont wanna be loopy if I have to defend myself
Doddy: but uh
Doddy: happy new years.caramel: …caramel: happy new years everyoneDoddy: sorry for being so testy recently.
Doddy: mostly sorry to jax over those accusations.
Doddy: y’all wanna hang out tomorrow? i can fix my Ukelele strings to something and play a song or we can listen to that horrible radio in the picnic placej: i don’t trust myself around people right now. but you guys enjoy yourselves. :)j: and don’t worry about it its totally understandablecaramel: A video message from Caramel begins to play, the dimly lit tent’s only light source being a few small candles at every corner, the entrance flap closed. The atmosphere was cozy but the battered young woman wearily propped herself up to stand up off the floor covered with patchwork blankets, the many miscellaneous books covering the area reflecting how chaotic her mental state was. She forces a half-hearted smile, but anyone could tell that it was false, her tone betraying her with the clear exhaustion in her voice.
“Hello everyone… that includes the three of you, along with my audience. I… wanted to record a message, k-kind of a prerequisite for a streamer huh? I’ve been falling behind on my content…“
A half-hearted attempt at some humor was not enough to even convince herself that everything was going to be okay. She held herself back, trying to access feelings that were increasingly impossible to reach.
“…What I wanted to say was nothing important… I just wanted to acknowledge that… I get it now. I understand how a person can be so tortured and come into chat, or to a person in real-life, to spread that anger and sorrow towards others. I was naive to not see it, to not acknowledge how anyone could be drawn to committing… horrible acts of violence against another. I still take responsibility for not making everyone cheery enough to not kill, but I also understand that I could never resolve the full depths of their pain. I have demons that I will never get over, ones that have led me to make poor choices that have hurt others. That will always haunt my memories.”
Video Message Gone Wrong! - from #»┊kg-chat
An abrupt cutoff as her eyes went wide, her loving gaze turning to one of shock and anguish, like the breath had been stolen from her lungs. She chokes out something, a spurt of blood coughed up towards the lens, the ePad in her hands dropping towards the floor. The camera’s view captures nothing visually of the scene that follows, the sound of a struggle enveloping the once peaceful room. A shrill woman’s shrieking voice can be heard, like she was screaming for her life, animalistic and primal in nature. She crawls from the right, coming back into frame briefly, her expression obscured as she reaches underneath her left jacket side, and then thrusts that hand towards something out of frame. An object can be heard clattering to the floor as the sounds of a struggle come to an end, her voice now completely silent. She weakly inches her helpless body closer and closer towards the ePad, a severe chest wound leaving a trail of blood behind her. She reaches a finger forward and the video ends as she does, her eyes beginning to dim.j: what the fuckKING: Look around.Doddy: don’t you fucking dare let her die Akira
USER: Doddy is offline.User: KING is offline.Doddy: storytelling tent. Whoever did this you can go to hell.Pocket: fuckDoddy: if we are investigating and not leaving that means the traitor is still here.Pocket: is there any idea as to who it isj: theres a missing file but i cant find it anywherePocket: need help?Doddy: pocket let’s be real we both know who it is right?j: please helpPocket: wwe'll cross the bridge when we get therePocket: wehre are youj: the. files basementPocket: okj: with the filesDoddy: I’m also going. We travel as a group from now on.Doddy: pocket let’s be real we both know who it is right?
j: thanksPocket: cmon thenj: i agree please both comePocket: i found a knife . unsurprisinglyj: can i have that backPocket: uh . yeah i guessPocket: its at the final gatej: neatDoddy: I’d keep that pocket. Self defenseXj: oh. uhj: if you want it you can have itDoddy: I have a pocket knife in my helmet and a kicthen knife in by bootDoddy: kinda uncomfortable to walk but like. no chances.j: i meant more to pocket. i washed it off so its not all gross if he wants it hes welcome to itDoddy: what was on it???????j: blood?Pocket: ill take it thenj: alr i can come back to the gate then (edited)Doddy: what gross stuff?????????????j: do u not consider someone elses blood to be grossDoddy: I was asking what it was covered in. So blood.j: i already. said blood.??Doddy: you did???? Sorry hard to read with a helmet on.Doddy: wait why is your knife covered in blood????????????j: are you okayj: the knife pocket found??Doddy: you asked to ‘have it back’ so like is it yours or not?j: took it from the gatePocket: he admitted the crime to me and then got shotPocket: i watched it happenPocket: dont go to the final gate if you want to avoid his corpse. its not prettyDoddy:
Doddy: guess we’re going home tomorrow… you wanna uh
Doddy: you wanna talk about any of it? I’m not the best person to talk to but like… who else is there ig?Pocket: surePocket: can we go to the beverage stallsPocket: i need a fucking beerDoddy: yeah sure uh
Doddy: look don’t drink too hard. There’s a huge walk out of here from what I saw.Pocket: dw i wont get drunk